Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Greetings From Fart Beach

jeff

1. The public lacks confidence in Obama's clean-up promises.

2. She's not even on the Gulf Coast, she's just downwind from Rosie O'Donnell.

3. "No, Jeannie, your face is fine. It's your belly roll dub doesn't want to look at."

4. "Nah, the beach is fine. I was just listening to Obama's speech from last night. Whew, was that a stinker!"

5. Rejected Lost ending No. 32.

Best of Vinney
Grace was a bit of a drama queen when it came to the smell of her own queefs.

Best of Silhouette
Imperial Storm Troopers need vacations too.


Best of Jack Reacher
Sharon was enjoying the beach until an older man in a suit with a flag pin tried to pull of her gas mask as he yelled "Who are you? Who are you?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Jenny Craig's House of Recidivistic Gluttony should have known things weren't going well when paid spokespiggy Kirstie Alley began asking for compensation in the form of aerosolized Twinkies.

Best of Rodney Dill
Bertha Vader enjoying the Tattooine beach.

Best of Submariner
You read the article about the exploding whale before heading to the beach, huh?

Best of GregMan
Mary never did make the connection between the smell of rotting meat and all the food particles that got stuck in the folds of her fat rolls.

Best of JohnS1959
Oil Spill? No - it is the unbearable stench of failure she can't stand...

Best of metalgarth
I'm not sure I understand what Lady Gaga is going for anymore

23 comments:

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Should make for some interesting tan lines...





PIMF

Submariner said...

SOMEbody doesn't like the smell of napalm in the morning.

Anonymous said...

Grace was a bit of a drama queen when it came to the smell of her own queefs.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Worst. Thursday. Ever.

Silhouette said...

Imperial Storm Troopers need vacations too.

Submariner said...

I went to the beach in Tacoma, too.

Once.

blue said...

"Does this gas mask make my butt look fat?"

Eric said...

Even though all the beaches of Florida are "South" the cheap seats are somewhat less attractive than those on South Beach.

paul mitchell said...

Stephen Hawking makes all his groupies wear gas masks.

Adriane said...

Hot Israeli Army babes are ready for anything!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I believe we've found the poster girl corollary to the axiom - "fat old guys shouldn't be allowed to wear thongs in public"

-OR-

David Attenborough whispers: Jane discovered that her body resembles a walrus so perfectly, passersby toss her enough fish to feed her family. Uh oh, it seems a park ranger is about to tag her with a homing beacon.

Jack Reacher said...

Sharon was enjoying the beach until an older man in a suit with a flag pin tried to pull of her gas mask as he yelled "Who are you? Who are you?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Jenny Craig's House of Recidivistic Gluttony should have known things weren't going well when paid spokespiggy Kirstie Alley began asking for compensation in the form of aerosolized Twinkies.

-OR-

You can put lipstick on a pig but that won't hide the fat rolls any better than the bikini.

Rodney Dill said...

Bertha Vader enjoying the Tattooine beach.

Submariner said...

You read the article about the exploding whale before heading to the beach, huh?

GregMan said...

The stench of America rotting during the Obamessiah administration finally got to be too much to bear for Shirley.

GregMan said...

Mary never did make the connection between the smell of rotting meat and all the food particles that got stuck in the folds of her fat rolls.

GregMan said...

I see the wind is blowing the smell of patchouli oil from UC-Berkeley towards the beach again today.

JohnS1959 said...

Oil Spill? No - it is the unbearable stench of failure she can't stand...

metalgarth said...

I'm not sure I understand what Lady Gaga is going for anymore

Most of the Male Monors @ Caption This! said...

I've done worse.

James said...

Lady Gaga doesn't have all that flab.. yet. Won't be surprised to see a TG behind the mask.

James
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