1. OMG! So *that's* what they look like on white guys!
2. "And then he says, 'I want to know whose ass to kick.' Dayum, what an idiot."
3. "All right! Penthouse printed my letter!"
4. "Go on, Kaneesha. Read the part where David Brooks says he could tell Obama would be a great president by looking at the crease in pants."
5. ORA: "Dayum, that guy's dad says some funny sh*t!"
Best of Submariner
Dayum; M'chel even wore drapes to her prom!
Best of metalgarth
"that's the stuff they sell at Old Navy?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Tyrone doesn't know it but he's about to have his wrist gnawed off by a closet cannibal.
Best of JohnS1959
If you thought the AIDS pamphlet was funny, just wait until you see the Ebola pamphlet.
Best of Jack Reacher
Any house in Detroit advertised for sale at more than $20,000 drew universal derision.
Threadwinner: Capt. Queeg
'The Best of Dawn' comes out in paperback.
20 comments:
"Look at the outfits on Sasha and Malia. They're more white than their, um, father! HAHAHAHAHA!"
What's 10" and white?
Nothing.
Dayum; M'chel even wore drapes to her prom!
I bet his ears got that way from being pulled in tight...
Bet AoM ain't got THAT outfit!
Look at that - another "Baby Wanted" ad from Hollywod...
Atlanta youth rejoice over the new NEA-approved Ebonics section of the SAT.
ATDHE
Now THAT'S a "vuvuzela!"
"that's the stuff they sell at Old Navy?"
V the K teams with Jesse Jackson and Charlie Rangel to sell caption-by-the-numbers "software" (i.e., comic book with monosyllabic text on post it notes) to disadvantaged inner city youths who can't afford a stolen computer.
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Tyrone doesn't know it but he's about to have his wrist gnawed off by a closet cannibal.
Chairman Barry's Little Red Book was a sensation in the school yard, um, um, um!
Vinney
If you thought the AIDS pamphlet was funny, just wait until you see the Ebola pamphlet.
Disconnect
Conservatives are smugly proud of their new "Just Say No" sex ed book for inner city middle schools. Unwed moms Tawneesha and Latrinatoya say it reminds them of kindergarten recess.
Any house in Detroit advertised for sale at more than $20,000 drew universal derision.
"You know, Shant'el, I really like the cut of that Christopher Buckley's jib."
African kids react the same as people all around the world when exposed to diagrams of some of the things the gay-left considers "sex", let alone "safe sex".
'The Best of Dawn' comes out in paperback.
"look at the fly on that sucka's lip!!"
They ain't laughing NEARLY as hard as the dude that put the cover on that Archie and Jughead comic and then wrote iPad on it and sold it to them "at Dawn's discount."
There was shrinkage my ass!
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