1. OMG! So *that's* what they look like on white guys!
2. "And then he says, 'I want to know whose ass to kick.' Dayum, what an idiot."
3. "All right! Penthouse printed my letter!"
4. "Go on, Kaneesha. Read the part where David Brooks says he could tell Obama would be a great president by looking at the crease in pants."
5. ORA: "Dayum, that guy's dad says some funny sh*t!"
Best of Submariner
Dayum; M'chel even wore drapes to her prom!
Best of metalgarth
"that's the stuff they sell at Old Navy?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Tyrone doesn't know it but he's about to have his wrist gnawed off by a closet cannibal.
Best of JohnS1959
If you thought the AIDS pamphlet was funny, just wait until you see the Ebola pamphlet.
Best of Jack Reacher
Any house in Detroit advertised for sale at more than $20,000 drew universal derision.
Threadwinner: Capt. Queeg
'The Best of Dawn' comes out in paperback.