Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Girl Talk

Brender


1. OMG! So *that's* what they look like on white guys!

2. "And then he says, 'I want to know whose ass to kick.' Dayum, what an idiot."

3. "All right! Penthouse printed my letter!"

4. "Go on, Kaneesha. Read the part where David Brooks says he could tell Obama would be a great president by looking at the crease in pants."

5. ORA: "Dayum, that guy's dad says some funny sh*t!"

Best of Submariner
Dayum; M'chel even wore drapes to her prom!

Best of metalgarth
"that's the stuff they sell at Old Navy?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Tyrone doesn't know it but he's about to have his wrist gnawed off by a closet cannibal.

Best of JohnS1959
If you thought the AIDS pamphlet was funny, just wait until you see the Ebola pamphlet.

Best of Jack Reacher
Any house in Detroit advertised for sale at more than $20,000 drew universal derision.

Threadwinner: Capt. Queeg
'The Best of Dawn' comes out in paperback.

20 comments:

HLam said...

"Look at the outfits on Sasha and Malia. They're more white than their, um, father! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Submariner said...

What's 10" and white?

Nothing.

Submariner said...

Dayum; M'chel even wore drapes to her prom!

Submariner said...

I bet his ears got that way from being pulled in tight...

Submariner said...

Bet AoM ain't got THAT outfit!

Submariner said...

Look at that - another "Baby Wanted" ad from Hollywod...

Submariner said...

Atlanta youth rejoice over the new NEA-approved Ebonics section of the SAT.




ATDHE

Submariner said...

Now THAT'S a "vuvuzela!"

metalgarth said...

"that's the stuff they sell at Old Navy?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

V the K teams with Jesse Jackson and Charlie Rangel to sell caption-by-the-numbers "software" (i.e., comic book with monosyllabic text on post it notes) to disadvantaged inner city youths who can't afford a stolen computer.

-OR-

Tyrone doesn't know it but he's about to have his wrist gnawed off by a closet cannibal.

Anonymous said...

Chairman Barry's Little Red Book was a sensation in the school yard, um, um, um!

Vinney

JohnS1959 said...

If you thought the AIDS pamphlet was funny, just wait until you see the Ebola pamphlet.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Disconnect
Conservatives are smugly proud of their new "Just Say No" sex ed book for inner city middle schools. Unwed moms Tawneesha and Latrinatoya say it reminds them of kindergarten recess.

Jack Reacher said...

Any house in Detroit advertised for sale at more than $20,000 drew universal derision.

Jack Reacher said...

"You know, Shant'el, I really like the cut of that Christopher Buckley's jib."

Anonymous said...

African kids react the same as people all around the world when exposed to diagrams of some of the things the gay-left considers "sex", let alone "safe sex".

Capt. Queeg said...

'The Best of Dawn' comes out in paperback.

blue said...

"look at the fly on that sucka's lip!!"

Submariner said...

They ain't laughing NEARLY as hard as the dude that put the cover on that Archie and Jughead comic and then wrote iPad on it and sold it to them "at Dawn's discount."

molson said...

There was shrinkage my ass!