Monday, June 21, 2010

Eye to Eye


1. "Who the f--k do you think I am, Congressman Etheridge?"

2. "Barney Frank thought they were 'Pert and Saucy.' What do you think of my buttocks?"

3. "Careful, babe, or someone's going to drown in those eyes of yours."

4. "Do all old honkies get long nose hairs?"

5. ORA: "
Vision? What do you know about my vision? My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions, and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself, Are you ready to see that vision?"

Best of dub
Ok seriously... R Kelly Jr., please stop humping the table.

Best of Vinney
Grief counselors are dispatched to the Gary Coleman Fan Club.

Best of dadoctah
"Yes, you'll do nicely. Now if you'll just come with me, Ms Jolie is waiting...."

Best of mega
In Rambo IV, Stallone goes undercover at an African baby mill rumored to be producing hundeds of future American presidents.

Best of Matt the K
Tell me more about the 'bad' touches.

Threadwinner: molson
Grab my arm and I will whip your ass in front of this little white boy right here.

14 comments:

dub said...

Wha'choo talkin' about Congressman?

dub said...

Ok seriously... R Kelly Jr., please stop humping the table.

dub said...

Sorry kid, but I own you now....I've paid my $0.31 this month.

GregMan said...

"Baby, I wish I could quit you!"

GregMan said...

A young Barry Obama plots with a young George Soros plot to destroy Amerikkka.

Anonymous said...

Grief counselors are dispatched to the Gary Coleman Fan Club.

Vinney

Jack Reacher said...

"My teacher says the Republicans are trying to throw her out of work. You aren't one of those Republicans, are you, Mister?"

dadoctah said...

"Yes, you'll do nicely. Now if you'll just come with me, Ms Jolie is waiting...."

mega said...

In Rambo IV, Stallone goes undercover at an African baby mill rumored to be producing hundeds of future American presidents.

JohnS1959 said...

"You are getting very sleepy", said Jamal, "When you wake up, you will stop behaving like a twit and do something about British Petroleum".

Matt the K said...

Tell me more about the 'bad' touches.

molson said...

Grab my arm and I will whip your ass in front of this little white boy right here.

Carpe Plogiston said...

He thought he'd won the who blinks first staring contest with the little bastard... until he got outside, discovered his keys, wallet and Mercedes were missing.

Anonymous said...

Now that things have cooled down, looks like Father Pfleger is out to adopted another young black boy.

Vinney