Monday, June 21, 2010
Eye to Eye
1. "Who the f--k do you think I am, Congressman Etheridge?"
2. "Barney Frank thought they were 'Pert and Saucy.' What do you think of my buttocks?"
3. "Careful, babe, or someone's going to drown in those eyes of yours."
4. "Do all old honkies get long nose hairs?"
5. ORA: "Vision? What do you know about my vision? My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions, and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask yourself, Are you ready to see that vision?"
Best of dub
Ok seriously... R Kelly Jr., please stop humping the table.
Best of Vinney
Grief counselors are dispatched to the Gary Coleman Fan Club.
Best of dadoctah
"Yes, you'll do nicely. Now if you'll just come with me, Ms Jolie is waiting...."
Best of mega
In Rambo IV, Stallone goes undercover at an African baby mill rumored to be producing hundeds of future American presidents.
Best of Matt the K
Tell me more about the 'bad' touches.
Grab my arm and I will whip your ass in front of this little white boy right here.