1. This is not the wide stance you're looking for.
2. "Lord Vader, you've been in there an awful long time. Scar tissue getting in the way again?"
3. Given the typical targeting precision of a storm trooper, there's gonna be a heckuva mess around the urinal in about a minute.
4. TK 1421 rushes away from the Taco Bell to dump the "thermal detonator" raging in his bowels.
5. "Be right back, I gotta take care of a little Count Dookie."