1. This is not the wide stance you're looking for.
2. "Lord Vader, you've been in there an awful long time. Scar tissue getting in the way again?"
3. Given the typical targeting precision of a storm trooper, there's gonna be a heckuva mess around the urinal in about a minute.
4. TK 1421 rushes away from the Taco Bell to dump the "thermal detonator" raging in his bowels.
5. "Be right back, I gotta take care of a little Count Dookie."
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"This Storm Trooper outfit will come in handy", thought Bob, "just in case I run into Congressman Craig in here".
Man the new Death Star has everything...
"Those stalls better be empty. I have to take one hell of a galactic dump."
Vinney
Damn Tattooine food... I've had the Kessel runs for twelve parses.
TP dispenser included....
Storm Pooper
Droids, you've got to check everywhere for them.
Receptionist: "I think Darth meant use a telescope when he said to look for rings around Uranus."
The mystery of where the methane in the universe came from has been solved.
Vinney
Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?
I got a brown snake playing peek-a-boo with my chocolate deathstar.
This costume is giving me major asteroids.
Who designed this damn outfit? Would a flap have been too much to ask?
I hope I can make it. I'm touching polycarbonate here.
As the Storm Trooper strolled into the men's room, he thought, "Ha! Ha! With all our technology there's still a line to get in the ladies room."
Vinney
Toasted Trooper's Thawtbubble: WTF is with that senile Emperor, suddenly demanding we undergo urine testing? URINE TESTING!?! There was NO mention of that on the employment application. I am soooo screwed.
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Trooper Thawtbubble #2 (hah hah, #2, get it?) - "My rhoids are burning so bad, it feels like Vadar stuck a light saber up my butt!"
Whoa! Oh my gawd, Vadar had the leftover jar jar binks and raw onions for lunch again! Hey, one of you girls got a big book a matches?
"Just going to drop some white kids off at the pool."
Union Storm Troopers get a mandatory 15 minute break every 4 days.
Sadly for TK1489, the girls at the sanitation desk were not interested. They had recently seen Darth Vader's mighty lightsaber, and no longer could go back.
He's gonna be SO upset when he realizes his back-TP dispenser is empty...
Worst case of hemorr-droids I've ever seen.
excuse me, I have to get a wiener out of my buns
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