A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
Brenda's inability to read or follow simple instructions made her a prime candidate for a government job. A high ranking government job. Possibly cabinet level.
"Hey Aiden....I think someone found your phone, dude. It's stuck to a wall. There's like some words and stuff, I can read "fucking" but like the other words and stuff, I can't read."
"But this is my 'family and friends' cell phone! My 'fucking' cell phone is in my purse!"
Amanda discovered her new church was serious about decorum during worship.
If this is my 'fucking' cell phone, then yes, it's set to vibrate.
"I was like talkin' to Jason you know and like there's this sign you know that like says like turn of your fucking cell phone and I was like oh my gawd you know I'm like tryin' to talk to my boyfriend you know and I'll talk on my phone like anytime I want too you know like who are they to like tell me to turn of my phone you know LOL so like I had Katelyn take a picture of me like right under the sign you know so like I can post it on my Facebook later you know so like check it out ok?
hey..I'm just waiting got V the K to call about my Thursday audition...but no...he's still auditioning Lady Jugs!!!!
I can't talk right now. I'm trying to figure out what this sign says.
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