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Noted watermelon smuggler Selma Ruiz was arrested at the border on Wednesday...
Lift that bale; tote that barge!
Talk about your "personal flotation device!"
"More than a mouthful is a waste?"Who cares?
Hey Sailor, I hope the Natural Enhancement drugs also worked for you!
And just think that was transplanted from her butt 3mths ago. Ahh, the miracle of science.
That reminds me, I'm out of milk.
How do you type motorboat noises?
On a typical Thursday the protrusions would appear on her hips and ass.
why centerfolds are fold outs!
I'm gonna need a bigger monitor.
God knew in advance what was going to be posted today...http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/06/23/magnitude-earthquake-shakes-canada/
Yes, they are spectacular...wv: dommeni - Latin for yes, they are spectacular.
Well, I dunno. Earrings that big start to hurt after a few hours ...
Guess who's going to have to endure hours of careful scrutiny at TSA scanners? -OR-Every Back Orthopedist's Fantasy-OR-Nickname: Juggernaut-OR-Put a bag over the bags and she's actually very attractive.
"Woman with huge rack told she has beautiful eyes." - The Onion
Obama to the girl: "Ma'am, could you move out of the way, you're blocking my view of the fountain...."
Carpe Phlogiston said...Nickname: JuggernautI think that would be Juggie-naut, Carpe...
...and world peace.
It was nothing but a pap-dream, but Heather vowed to solve world hunger, one village at a time.
But who wants to date someone who is sure to have back problems later in life?
I hope those midgets can breathe in there.
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Mom?!
Noted watermelon smuggler Selma Ruiz was arrested at the border on Wednesday...
Lift that bale; tote that barge!
Talk about your "personal flotation device!"
"More than a mouthful is a waste?"
Who cares?
Hey Sailor, I hope the Natural Enhancement drugs also worked for you!
And just think that was transplanted from her butt 3mths ago. Ahh, the miracle of science.
That reminds me, I'm out of milk.
How do you type motorboat noises?
On a typical Thursday the protrusions would appear on her hips and ass.
why centerfolds are fold outs!
I'm gonna need a bigger monitor.
God knew in advance what was going to be posted today...
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/06/23/magnitude-earthquake-shakes-canada/
Yes, they are spectacular...
wv: dommeni - Latin for yes, they are spectacular.
Well, I dunno. Earrings that big start to hurt after a few hours ...
Guess who's going to have to endure hours of careful scrutiny at TSA scanners?
-OR-
Every Back Orthopedist's Fantasy
-OR-
Nickname: Juggernaut
-OR-
Put a bag over the bags and she's actually very attractive.
"Woman with huge rack told she has beautiful eyes."
- The Onion
Obama to the girl: "Ma'am, could you move out of the way, you're blocking my view of the fountain...."
Carpe Phlogiston said...
Nickname: Juggernaut
I think that would be Juggie-naut, Carpe...
...and world peace.
It was nothing but a pap-dream, but Heather vowed to solve world hunger, one village at a time.
But who wants to date someone who is sure to have back problems later in life?
I hope those midgets can breathe in there.
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