Thursday, June 24, 2010

Best 13th Birthday Ever!



Best of dub
Early inspiration for a young Al Gore.

Best of Submariner
Boy's thawt bubble; "AoM gives the BESTEST presents..."

Best of Vinney
Do you think proms are getting too casual?

Threadwinner: Matt the K
The Make-a-Wish Foundation's rules are flexible indeed.

Best of Unscrupulous
8.8.2003 - You can almost see the light bulb over Joran Vandersloots's head as he embarks on his serial crime spree.

Best of divine miss m
So that's what happened to the outfit I wore backstage at KISS in 1989.

Best of Matt the K
JimBob poses with his Aunt Mom after receiving a Full-size Pewter Camera Medal for winning Best Pornographic Home Video 2003 at the 2010 West Virginia Special Olympics Film Festival.

17 comments:

blue said...

what caught Ted's interest (if you know what I mean) was that both of her welcome patches said "Hi, I'm Easy"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Don't recall seeing a smile like his since Mary Kay Letourneau's boyfriend was photographed the day after the night before.

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MOM: This is my son, Jasper, and he is in charge of audio/visual aids at his junior high. He's volunteered to check the lighting on my modeling shoots!
Jasper's Thawtballoon: And the money I make selling pirate copies of the shoots covers the cost of my meth addiction.
Heartwarming to see a mother and son sharing a hobby, ain't it?

dadoctah said...

There's no telling what you can pick up at a yard sale.

wv: diarier. What Anne Frank got when she ate Mexican food.

dub said...

Early inspiration for a young Al Gore.

Submariner said...

Boy's thawt bubble; "AoM gives the BESTEST presents..."

Anonymous said...

Do you think proms are getting too casual?

Vinney

Matt the K said...

The Make-a-Wish Foundation's rules are flexible indeed.

Unscrupulous said...

8.8.2003 - You can almost see the light bulb over Joran Vandersloots's head as he embarks on his serial crime spree.

molson said...

Can I take her home to play with?

molson said...

Girl thinks... "What a dweeb." Boy thinks... "Boobies!"

Submariner said...

Missy, Valparaiso High Pron Queen, 2010...

divine miss m said...

So that's what happened to the outfit I wore backstage at KISS in 1989.

dub said...

Ted was caught off guard when he found out the tags actually said "Hi, I'm Herpes".

Abhishek Duggal said...

Who said 13 was an unlucky number?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

At the 10-year reunion, Cyndi won for "Most Creative Use of Hello My Name Is... stickers" but the bogus contest fell apart when current student/unofficial judge Floyd Flinkel donated himself as her prize.

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CallGirrlz R Us delivers prom dates to desperate nerds for only $150 an hour.
Timmy didn't read the fine print: Clothing extra.

Matt the K said...

JimBob poses with his Aunt Mom after receiving a Full-size Pewter Camera Medal for winning Best Pornographic Home Video 2003 at the 2010 West Virginia Special Olympics Film Festival.

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