1. Bruce practices for his date with Team Vodaphone.
2. "Amateur," sniffed Sully as he deep-throated a pair of 40 oz malt liquors.
3. It's always awkward to run into one of your kid's teachers outside of school.
4. He's just one stumble away from a bottle in front of me AND a frontal lobotomy.
5. Patrick Kennedy enjoys the White House World Cup party.
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Lately, White House Beer Summits seem to be losing their purpose.
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Steve always knew that his experience as Congressman Frank's page would come in handy some day.
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Remaining on Mom and Dad's health insurance to age 26 is a bonus when your liver fails at 24.
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Red Bull gives you wiings.
And on a good day, erect nipples.
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He is an idiot, what fool drinks budwiser?
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At least this one is wearing pants.
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Instinctively turns to look when he hears someone yell, "Hey Retard!"
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Prince Charles is sent for brews while at the World Cup
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As a young man, Congressman Etheridge enjoyed going to sporting events.