Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Beer Boy

Brender


1. Bruce practices for his date with Team Vodaphone.

2. "Amateur," sniffed Sully as he deep-throated a pair of 40 oz malt liquors.

3. It's always awkward to run into one of your kid's teachers outside of school.

4. He's just one stumble away from a bottle in front of me AND a frontal lobotomy.

5. Patrick Kennedy enjoys the White House World Cup party.

Best of Vinney
Lately, White House Beer Summits seem to be losing their purpose.

Best of JohnS1959
Steve always knew that his experience as Congressman Frank's page would come in handy some day.

Best of Jack Reacher
Remaining on Mom and Dad's health insurance to age 26 is a bonus when your liver fails at 24.

Best of dadoctah
Red Bull gives you wiings.
And on a good day, erect nipples.

Best of Double the U
He is an idiot, what fool drinks budwiser?

Best of molson
At least this one is wearing pants.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Instinctively turns to look when he hears someone yell, "Hey Retard!"

Best of Spin
Prince Charles is sent for brews while at the World Cup

Best of mega
As a young man, Congressman Etheridge enjoyed going to sporting events.

23 comments:

Matt the K said...

The new Viking's helmet design put Brett Favre on a bender from which he never recovered.

Rodney Dill said...

Kevin Costner's vuvuzela solution.

Anonymous said...

Lately, White House Beer Summits seem to be losing their purpose.

Vinney

JohnS1959 said...

Steve always knew that his experience as Congressman Frank's page would come in handy some day.

JohnS1959 said...

You really don't want to know where he has that eighth bottle...

Anonymous said...

The St. Louis vuvuzela.

...........arf

Jack Reacher said...

Remaining on Mom and Dad's health insurance to age 26 is a bonus when your liver fails at 24.

dub said...

I think I went to college with his sister.

Submariner said...

When did they change the Charger's uniform again?

dadoctah said...

Red Bull gives you wiings.

And on a good day, erect nipples.

Passionate Conservative said...

The Texas A&M Chancellor at the latest Big 12 Meeting.

Double the U said...

He is an idiot, what fool drinks budwiser?

Passionate Conservative said...

He's practicing up for the Folsom Street Fair. Stupid to be practicing with the wrong beer. No placement ads for you, Chuckie!

Dactyl said...

Following the accident, Murray could most often be found quietly singing "bee double-ee double-r you enn, beer run..." while selling pencils at the airport.

molson said...

At least this one is wearing pants.

molson said...

Five years of college and this is his only verifiable skill.

molson said...

Plug the damn hole already.

molson said...

Beer Dome... FAIL!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble: Age progression image a father has of the loser who's boinking his slut daughter.

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Impersonating a Glass Recycling Bin - U R actually doing it right

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Instinctively turns to look when he hears someone yell, "Hey Retard!"

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Desperately Avoiding "Seppuku"
BP Oil execs present Filbert Protz to Congress as their last hope for plugging the oil shaft. Other oil companies hastily rewrite disaster plans to include the name Filbert Protz. MMS begins rubberstamping new disaster plans on seeing Protz' name.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Judges rule on "nasal amplification" claim!
One-man jug band Thornton Twilliger is stripped of a 3rd place ribbon for not actually using a jug and for not blowing across the opening.

WordVerify: punnonc - sound made during a headbutt

Submariner said...

KRISTENING A SWAMP SKIFF - UR PROBLY DUIN IT PERFEKT

Spin said...

Prince Charles is sent for brews while at the World Cup

mega said...

As a young man, Congressman Etheridge enjoyed going to sporting events.