1. Bruce practices for his date with Team Vodaphone.
2. "Amateur," sniffed Sully as he deep-throated a pair of 40 oz malt liquors.
3. It's always awkward to run into one of your kid's teachers outside of school.
4. He's just one stumble away from a bottle in front of me AND a frontal lobotomy.
5. Patrick Kennedy enjoys the White House World Cup party.
Best of Vinney
Lately, White House Beer Summits seem to be losing their purpose.
Best of JohnS1959
Steve always knew that his experience as Congressman Frank's page would come in handy some day.
Best of Jack Reacher
Remaining on Mom and Dad's health insurance to age 26 is a bonus when your liver fails at 24.
Best of dadoctah
Red Bull gives you wiings.
And on a good day, erect nipples.
Best of Double the U
He is an idiot, what fool drinks budwiser?
Best of molson
At least this one is wearing pants.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Instinctively turns to look when he hears someone yell, "Hey Retard!"
Best of Spin
Prince Charles is sent for brews while at the World Cup
Best of mega
As a young man, Congressman Etheridge enjoyed going to sporting events.
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The new Viking's helmet design put Brett Favre on a bender from which he never recovered.
Kevin Costner's vuvuzela solution.
Lately, White House Beer Summits seem to be losing their purpose.
Vinney
Steve always knew that his experience as Congressman Frank's page would come in handy some day.
You really don't want to know where he has that eighth bottle...
The St. Louis vuvuzela.
...........arf
Remaining on Mom and Dad's health insurance to age 26 is a bonus when your liver fails at 24.
I think I went to college with his sister.
When did they change the Charger's uniform again?
Red Bull gives you wiings.
And on a good day, erect nipples.
The Texas A&M Chancellor at the latest Big 12 Meeting.
He is an idiot, what fool drinks budwiser?
He's practicing up for the Folsom Street Fair. Stupid to be practicing with the wrong beer. No placement ads for you, Chuckie!
Following the accident, Murray could most often be found quietly singing "bee double-ee double-r you enn, beer run..." while selling pencils at the airport.
At least this one is wearing pants.
Five years of college and this is his only verifiable skill.
Plug the damn hole already.
Beer Dome... FAIL!
Thawtbubble: Age progression image a father has of the loser who's boinking his slut daughter.
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Impersonating a Glass Recycling Bin - U R actually doing it right
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Instinctively turns to look when he hears someone yell, "Hey Retard!"
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Desperately Avoiding "Seppuku"
BP Oil execs present Filbert Protz to Congress as their last hope for plugging the oil shaft. Other oil companies hastily rewrite disaster plans to include the name Filbert Protz. MMS begins rubberstamping new disaster plans on seeing Protz' name.
Judges rule on "nasal amplification" claim!
One-man jug band Thornton Twilliger is stripped of a 3rd place ribbon for not actually using a jug and for not blowing across the opening.
WordVerify: punnonc - sound made during a headbutt
KRISTENING A SWAMP SKIFF - UR PROBLY DUIN IT PERFEKT
Prince Charles is sent for brews while at the World Cup
As a young man, Congressman Etheridge enjoyed going to sporting events.
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