Monday, June 07, 2010
And I Cannot Lie
2. Yeah, they all start out as hot Brazilian teenage booty, then, they turn into that!
3. Obama knew better than to voice what he was thinking, "Does that thing beep when you back it up?"
4. How can you expect the president to deal with the oil spill, the deficit, the economy, or Iranian nuclear aggression when every night he must confront something even bigger and scarier.
5."That, um, reminds me. You ever see that, um, website. 'People of Walmart?'"
Related Headline: Police astonished by rectal capacity of prison smuggler
Best of andthenblammo!
'Oh gawd, she's wearing my jockstrap again.'
Best of dub
*passes over crack*
Best of HLam
"M'chel, you don't need to sneak your carry-on luggage onto Air Farce One. What? There's no duffel-bag stuffed in your pants? My bad."
Best of GregMan
Obamessiah thought bubble: "That reminds me, BP better plug that hole soon."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Speaking of plugging holes.... how 'bout we try our own junk shot tonight."
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Remember girls: In case of a water landing, your Mother's ass can be used as a flotation device."
Best of Matt the K
"Mr. President, your ass-mounting truck, sir."
Best of molson
Baby got back and a good part of the neck roll too.
Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "When my wife sits around the White House..."
Best of Dactyl
The gravitational field of a black hole is so strong that not even light(workers) can escape it.