1. Dayum!
2. Yeah, they all start out as hot Brazilian teenage booty, then, they turn into that!
3. Obama knew better than to voice what he was thinking, "Does that thing beep when you back it up?"
4. How can you expect the president to deal with the oil spill, the deficit, the economy, or Iranian nuclear aggression when every night he must confront something even bigger and scarier.
5."That, um, reminds me. You ever see that, um, website. 'People of Walmart?'"
Related Headline: Police astonished by rectal capacity of prison smuggler
Best of andthenblammo!
'Oh gawd, she's wearing my jockstrap again.'
Best of dub
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*passes over crack*
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Best of HLam
"M'chel, you don't need to sneak your carry-on luggage onto Air Farce One. What? There's no duffel-bag stuffed in your pants? My bad."
Best of GregMan
Obamessiah thought bubble: "That reminds me, BP better plug that hole soon."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Speaking of plugging holes.... how 'bout we try our own junk shot tonight."
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Remember girls: In case of a water landing, your Mother's ass can be used as a flotation device."
Best of Matt the K
"Mr. President, your ass-mounting truck, sir."
Best of molson
Baby got back and a good part of the neck roll too.
Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "When my wife sits around the White House..."
Best of Dactyl
The gravitational field of a black hole is so strong that not even light(workers) can escape it.
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After seeing Michelle's "visible panty line," Obama thought an atomic wedgie was in order.
Vinney
"We're gonna need a bigger jet."
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*passes over crack*
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"M'chel, you don't need to sneak your carry-on luggage onto Air Farce One. What? There's no duffel-bag stuffed in your pants? My bad."
The Lightbringer thought bubble: "Man, sometimes I sure do miss Frank Marshall Davis."
Obamessiah thought bubble: "That reminds me, BP better plug that hole soon."
Obummer thought bubble: "That looks like two kittens fighting in a sack. Two big, fat, ugly, misshapen mutant kittens."
BHO: Hey Sarge, where da skinny white womens??
BHO: hmmm, the bigger the cushion the better the pushin, or so I've heard
Well, at least we can all rest easier knowing that M'Chell doesn't wear a thong.
"Okay, everybody remember where we parked!"
"I...uh didn't really mean nothin' could make your ass look bigger... dang where's TOTUS when you need it."
"Speaking of plugging holes.... how 'bout we try our own junk shot tonight."
Drill baby, drill
"Well if you used the handrail right you wouldn't have high water pants."
"Maybe we need two more zip codes."
Thought bubble: "Ya know, next trip, the Grand Canyon."
"Sergeant, what's the lift capacity of this aircraft, anyway? Oh, just wondering, really. No reason."
And in a voice cold with fury, Zeus intoned, "Release the Kraken!"
(And I think it entirely inappropriate that the verification word is "golic.")
She really IS just like Jackie, and this really IS just like Camelot!
"Remember girls: In case of a water landing, your Mother's ass can be used as a flotation device."
Presidential thawtbubble: "Sad thing is, them ain't panty lines."
-OR-
Presidential thawbubble: "Another reason to ban imports from China. 'Invisible panty lines,' indeed!"
-OR-
Presidential scream: Arrrgh, my EYES!
Secret Service: POTUS needs the full strength bleach bottle, again!
WordVerify: thedric - how they pronounce Cedric in San Francisco.
I think we're gonna need a bigger plane.
Bend and.... rrriiippp
Stacy and Clinton were not amused.
"An' I think I'll start with that one, right there!"
"Mr. President, your ass-mounting truck, sir."
"Sorry bitches...I'm only going to New Orleans and have to pretend like I'm really working - so you stay home & do some laundry."
Why Barney Frank is gay.
Baby got back and a good part of the neck roll too.
Damn Baby, what the heck you wearing those capri pants for? That arse was built for riding, not show.
The New & Improved Tough Obama - "...and don't come back until you bring me my pancakes"
...and if I hadn't found out until we got to New Orleans that you were wearing that period underwear, da'yem bitch...
"...and what the hell's that smell!!!"
The One's thawt bubble; "I wonder if we'll see any OTHER hippos in Kenya on the family estate?"
Donkey'd LOVE M'Chel...
Thawt bubble; "When my wife sits around the White House..."
SrA's thawt bubble; "Ho-ly SHI-ITE! I've seen max-pack seabags for six-month deployments with fewer bulges and ripples..."
The gravitational field of a black hole is so strong that not even light(workers) can escape it.
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