Wednesday, May 05, 2010

When Jeans Beg For Mercy

Blondie

1. "Ennui has a better grasp of me than even that of those jeans on your ass."

2. When dub became Supreme Leader, the concentration camps were grim indeed.

3. "Chevron One encoded..." Jenny's ass was big enough to fit an entire Stargate in her pocket.

4. "And the weakest member of the herd is quickly queefed into submission by the larger, more powerful lesbians."

5. The MSM would describe the meeting of Charlie Crist supporters as "large and enthusiastic." They were half right.

Best of Targetpractice
And here, we get a behind the scenes look at the drafting of the new Financial Reform bill.

Best of dub
Prince had a huge hit on his hands when he released "This is what it sounds like, when the seams cry".

Best of Vinney
After an exhaustive day of shopping at the mall, Tracey was administered the last rites at the Food Court.

Best of curly
Caution: Side effects of the Obama Kool-Aid may include malaise, attraction to the same sex, unpatriotic feelings, white guilt, and feelings of victimhood.

Best of Army of Dad
"...and that makes me a sad lesbo"

Best of GregMan
Figuring out how to butcher the kill and divide up the meat was always a problem for the Wellesley Undergraduate Cannibal Association.

Best of dadoctah
I don't know about the rest of you, but whenever I look at TV Guide I really miss Aaron Spelling.

Best of mega
The AP write-up: A "large, enthusiastic crowd of Coffee Partiers descended on Seattle this morning," leading to "an overwhelming sense that the Obama agenda is still on track and favored by a wildly huge cross-section of the electorate, young and old, fat and fatter, female and bi, depressed and suicidal."

Best of Submariner
"Seriously, dub. You'll like her - great personality and a wonderful sense of humor."

Best of Spin
Doreen,Trigger wants his saddlebags back.

Best of Jack Reacher
If Dub became a suicide bomber "Welcome to the afterlife, Dub. Here are your virgins."

Best of Mr. Hankey
American History 101 - A picture of life before Obama, when things just weren't as wonderful and rosy as they are today.

Best of sonicfrog
Poor Roseanna Arquette, she's certainly fallen on hard times.

Best of Dactyl
It was the 25th anniversary of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, and the pants really wished they hadn't come.

27 comments:

dub said...

Peggy is all to happy to model her new Levi 1002's.

dub said...

Guess?

Ok.... cookies?



wv: astaters...yes, it looks like she has a nasty case of ass-taters.

dub said...

Prince had a huge hit on his hands when he released "This is what it sounds like, when the seams cry".

Anonymous said...

After an exhaustive day of shopping at the mall, Tracey was administered the last rites at the Food Court.

Vinney

curly said...

Caution: Side effects of the Obama Kool-Aid may include malaise, attraction to the same sex, unpatriotic feelings, white guilt, and feelings of victimhood.

curly said...

It’s gonna take me forever to get my beer goggles unless I find a bigger glass.

curly said...

Candidates for the lead roll in the new mini-series “Hilldog: The Early Years” must possess a large ass, sagging boobs and a dowdy look.

HLam said...

2014 - ObamaCare begins: What the lines will look like outside the United States Free Gynecologists Clinic.

Army of Dad said...

"...and that makes me a sad lesbo"

GregMan said...

Figuring out how to butcher the kill and divide up the meat was always a problem for the Wellesley Undergraduate Cannibal Association.

GregMan said...

"I can't believe the Obamessiah lied to me about health care. And Gitmo. And federal spending. And offshore drilling. And transparency. And..."

dadoctah said...

I don't know about the rest of you, but whenever I look at TV Guide I really miss Aaron Spelling.

Matt the K said...

Does this coffee make my hand look big?

Submariner said...

Do you ever get the feeling that you just want a whopper with double cheese?

mega said...

The AP write-up: A "large, enthusiastic crowd of Coffee Partiers descended on Seattle this morning," leading to "an overwhelming sense that the Obama agenda is still on track and favored by a wildly huge cross-section of the electorate, young and old, fat and fatter, female and bi, depressed and suicidal."

Submariner said...

Ms. O'Donell? You're 2:30 is here...

Submariner said...

Nope, no camel toe. Might be a hippo knuckle if she turns around, though.

Submariner said...

"Seriously, dub. You'll like her - great personality and a wonderful sense of humor."

Working on setting up an acquaintance with a less than hawt blind date just so you can take out the hot friend has certain, unmistakable tells.

Spin said...

Doreen,Trigger wants his saddlebags back.



vw: imakin you'll get no argument from us.

Jack Reacher said...

If Dub became a suicide bomber "Welcome to the afterlife, Dub. Here are your virgins."

Jack Reacher said...

Still looking for the rock band that wears "No Skinny Chicks" T shirts.

Jack Reacher said...

The auditions for "before" models for Jenny Craig commercials were a grim affair indeed.

Mr. Hankey said...

American History 101 - A picture of life before Obama, when things just weren't as wonderful and rosy as they are today.

Mr. Hankey said...

...ever notice how all lesbians have child-bearing hips?

Mr. Hankey said...

Waiting for Justin Bieber....

sonicfrog said...

Poor Roseanna Arquette, she's certainly fallen on hard times.

Dactyl said...

It was the 25th anniversary of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, and the pants really wished they hadn't come.