Tuesday, May 25, 2010

What's In Your Wallet?

Brender

1. The USC mascots meet the new Minnesota mascot, Lucky Pierre.

2. "Hey Look! It's Captain Oveur and Joey! I'm so glad you guys could make it!"

3. "At my signal, unleash a wicked flurry of bitch-slaps."

4. "My name is Gladiator... but I also answer to 'Wendy.'"

5. "Five thousand of my men are out there in the freezing mud. Three thousand of them are bloodied and cleaved. Two thousand will never leave this place. All in all, Folsom Street Fair was pretty good this year."

Best of Vinney
Safe School Czar Kevin Jennings institutes Gladiator Appreciation Day at The Boy's Academy.

Best of Jack Reacher
Oh, does the new Sex In The City movie open today?

Best of dub
sign in background: "Iron my cape bitch".

Best of Rodney Dill
Gladiator... he doesn't even know her.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Another organiation in which Richard Blumenthal has claimed to have served.

Threadwinner: Submariner
Is that a gladius in your toga or are you just happy to see me?

Best of Submariner
When this group asked bystanders "What's in your wallet?" They, quite understandably, thought at first that a Capital One advertising event was happening. When it was immediately followed by "Give it to me." they realized that it was just Obamacare being implemented.

Best of curly
The GLAADiators!

Best of Matt the K
I think the one in the middle is named 'Kitten'.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Safe School Czar Kevin Jennings institutes Gladiator Appreciation Day at The Boy's Academy.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

After a hard day of street performing, the gladiators went out for frozen banana daiquiris and picked out new drapes.

Vinney

Jack Reacher said...

Oh, does the new Sex In The City movie open today?

Jack Reacher said...

Oh, does the Federal Reserve Board meet today?

Jack Reacher said...

The White House's Critical Incident Response Team monitors the Gulf oil spill situation.

dadoctah said...

"What's in *your* wallet? Really, I need to know."

sonicfrog said...

The Obama administration has stepped up it's tax collection policy, with middling results.

dub said...

Tom, pictured far right, was secretly ashamed at how small his "dagger" is compared to his friends.

dub said...

sign in background: "Iron my cape bitch".

Rodney Dill said...

We come from the land of ice and snow.

Rodney Dill said...

Gladiator... he doesn't even know her.

Rodney Dill said...

Madness? This is Sparta!!!

Rodney Dill said...

Three argonaut tenors

Mr. Hankey said...

Hillary is back in town.

Mr. Hankey said...

Another organiation in which Richard Blumenthal has claimed to have served.

Submariner said...

Is that a gladius in your toga or are you just happy to see me?

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

When this group asked bystanders "What's in your wallet?" They, quite understandably, thought at first that a Capital One advertising event was happening. When it was immediately followed by "Give it to me." they realized that it was just Obamacare being implemented.

Submariner said...

Sully wasn't totally unhappy with his search results for 3 way with Trojans.

Submariner said...

No, YOU can be MY shield maiden...

Submariner said...

We're from USC and we're looking for a hungry Cal defensive tackle...

Jack Reacher said...

Undocumented gays--camping it up when American's won't camp it up.

Anonymous said...

A San Francisco National Guard unit about to be deployed to the Arizona border.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

"If Mike Nesmith ever returns our calls, maybe he can tell us why this latest reunion isn't going over."

Anonymous said...

One of Patton's previous military lives he wasn't particularly proud of.

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

Crucifixions in 30 minutes or the next one is free became a rage on Wall Street.

curly said...

Nobody expects the Spartan Inquisition!

curly said...

The GLAADiators!

Matt the K said...

I think the one in the middle is named 'Kitten'.

Matt the K said...

Joey was so loose they called him "Conan the Jar-Buryin'"

dub said...

Carl was not a believable warrior with the Heineken bottle stuck to his horn.

mega said...

Widely-shared fantasy # 104-C:

When the crowds finally showed up at Goldman Sach's headquarters to deal once and for all with the greedy bankers, it wasn't with lawsuits and subpoenas.