1. The USC mascots meet the new Minnesota mascot, Lucky Pierre.
2. "Hey Look! It's Captain Oveur and Joey! I'm so glad you guys could make it!"
3. "At my signal, unleash a wicked flurry of bitch-slaps."
4. "My name is Gladiator... but I also answer to 'Wendy.'"
5. "Five thousand of my men are out there in the freezing mud. Three thousand of them are bloodied and cleaved. Two thousand will never leave this place. All in all, Folsom Street Fair was pretty good this year."
Best of Vinney
Safe School Czar Kevin Jennings institutes Gladiator Appreciation Day at The Boy's Academy.
Best of Jack Reacher
Oh, does the new Sex In The City movie open today?
Best of dub
sign in background: "Iron my cape bitch".
Best of Rodney Dill
Gladiator... he doesn't even know her.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Another organiation in which Richard Blumenthal has claimed to have served.
Is that a gladius in your toga or are you just happy to see me?
Best of Submariner
When this group asked bystanders "What's in your wallet?" They, quite understandably, thought at first that a Capital One advertising event was happening. When it was immediately followed by "Give it to me." they realized that it was just Obamacare being implemented.
Best of curly
Best of Matt the K
I think the one in the middle is named 'Kitten'.