1. "Look Bessie! Ashton Kutcher had a yard sale. I bought his bong. It'll be great once I wash the Demi Moore smell out."
2. The romantic alpenhorn music did nothing to ease Bessie's first night in Enumclaw.
3. Wesley Crusher's "Swiss Cow-Tipping" Holodeck program was one of the many reasons the Enterprise crew hated him as much as the fans did.
4. In a meadow near Flagstaff, illegal immigrant Diego Hernandez thinks his clever disguise will thwart the border police.
5. Seeing the artificial insemination device for the first time, Bessie panics.
Best of Vinney
"And in the latest news on Wall Street, Ricola has just bought Laughting Cow Cheese."
Best of David
"Ri-cow-la!!"
Best of curly
♪ The hills are alive with the sound of moo-ing
With bongs the size of a cowhand’s spears
Methane farts fill the air with the sound of moo-ing
Mozart would rip out his ears. ♫
Best of Army of Dad
dub flashes back to Thursday.
Best of Rodney Dill
The horn blower was outstanding in his field.
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Keith Olberman flashes back to his college days.
Best of Festivus
Pioneer Days in Enumclaw: Huffing Marigolds and Taking Turns on Bessie.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Val Kilmer tries to relive his breakout roles, Part One.
Best of Submariner
Mythbusters be damned, Adolf and Bessie prove the reality of "the brown note."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Wilhelm hated the daily chore of blowing the wax out of grandpa's hearing aid almost as much as he hated watching grandpa do much the same thing to his pet, Gertruda.
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"And in the latest news on Wall Street, Ricola has just bought Laughting Cow Cheese."
Vinney
"Hey Hans, keep blowing that horm so those environmental wackos will never hear my methane ladened farts."
Vinney
"Ri-cow-la!!"
There was much to celebrate when Rosie O'Donnell scored the lead role in the new Swiss musical.
Bessie found the latest Obama crack pipe joke to be very mooooving.
♪ The hills are alive with the sound of moo-ing
With bongs the size of a cowhand’s spears
Methane farts fill the air with the sound of moo-ing
Mozart would rip out his ears. ♫
An unanticipated consequence of Obama’s exorbitant global warming tax on methane was that most farmers chose to “convert” the gas rather than pay the hefty fees.
dub flashes back to Thursday.
"Eat Mor Chikin"
/Ricola
O.G (Original Guernsey)
♪...Ring my bell, ring my bell..♪
This one time at veterinarian band camp...
More cowbell!
The horn blower was outstanding in his field.
Udderly Moovelous!
...milked this one for all its worth.
Sound the alarm and heifer the hills.
Welcome... enjoy our dairy air.
The girls always came when Colonel Smith would play his horn his pet Angus Bull would dance. They really loved Colonel'n Angus.
Keith Olberman flashes back to his college days.
♪♫ Barack Hussein Obama ♪♫
♪♫ Mmmm-mmm-mmmmmmooooo!♪♫
Pioneer Days in Enumclaw: Huffing Marigolds and Taking Turns on Bessie.
PLEASE take me back to Enumclaw
Hearing the call for the 6pm milking always made Bessie a little alpenhorny.
"Ach, Daniellein, die Alphornen, die Alphornen mich rufen..."
Val Kilmer tries to relive his breakout roles, Part One.
When did Lady GaGa hire a horn player?
ORA:
CAR!
Mythbusters be damned, Adolf and Bessie prove the reality of "the brown note."
Don't bother asking; he can't do Pink Floyd...
Old Herr Schlister had an alpeshlasse;
dipthong, dipthong, gutteral...
No Stairway. Denied.
........arf
Who wants to tell Günter where that alpenhorn he's got in his mouth has been?
Wilhelm hated the daily chore of blowing the wax out of grandpa's hearing aid almost as much as he hated watching grandpa do much the same thing to his pet, Gertruda.
How nature reacts when Sonicfrog sings....
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