Friday, May 07, 2010

The Singing Cow

Brender

1. "Look Bessie! Ashton Kutcher had a yard sale. I bought his bong. It'll be great once I wash the Demi Moore smell out."

2. The romantic alpenhorn music did nothing to ease Bessie's first night in Enumclaw.

3. Wesley Crusher's "Swiss Cow-Tipping" Holodeck program was one of the many reasons the Enterprise crew hated him as much as the fans did.

4. In a meadow near Flagstaff, illegal immigrant Diego Hernandez thinks his clever disguise will thwart the border police.

5. Seeing the artificial insemination device for the first time, Bessie panics.

Best of Vinney
"And in the latest news on Wall Street, Ricola has just bought Laughting Cow Cheese."

Best of David
"Ri-cow-la!!"

Best of curly
♪ The hills are alive with the sound of moo-ing
With bongs the size of a cowhand’s spears
Methane farts fill the air with the sound of moo-ing
Mozart would rip out his ears. ♫

Best of Army of Dad
dub flashes back to Thursday.

Best of Rodney Dill
The horn blower was outstanding in his field.

Threadwinner: jj
Keith Olberman flashes back to his college days.

Best of Festivus
Pioneer Days in Enumclaw: Huffing Marigolds and Taking Turns on Bessie.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Val Kilmer tries to relive his breakout roles, Part One.

Best of Submariner
Mythbusters be damned, Adolf and Bessie prove the reality of "the brown note."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Wilhelm hated the daily chore of blowing the wax out of grandpa's hearing aid almost as much as he hated watching grandpa do much the same thing to his pet, Gertruda.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

"And in the latest news on Wall Street, Ricola has just bought Laughting Cow Cheese."

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"Hey Hans, keep blowing that horm so those environmental wackos will never hear my methane ladened farts."

Vinney

David said...

"Ri-cow-la!!"

dub said...

There was much to celebrate when Rosie O'Donnell scored the lead role in the new Swiss musical.

curly said...

Bessie found the latest Obama crack pipe joke to be very mooooving.

curly said...

♪ The hills are alive with the sound of moo-ing
With bongs the size of a cowhand’s spears
Methane farts fill the air with the sound of moo-ing
Mozart would rip out his ears. ♫

curly said...

An unanticipated consequence of Obama’s exorbitant global warming tax on methane was that most farmers chose to “convert” the gas rather than pay the hefty fees.

Army of Dad said...

dub flashes back to Thursday.

Army of Dad said...

"Eat Mor Chikin"
/Ricola

Army of Dad said...

O.G (Original Guernsey)

Army of Dad said...

♪...Ring my bell, ring my bell..♪

Rodney Dill said...

This one time at veterinarian band camp...

Rodney Dill said...

More cowbell!

Rodney Dill said...

The horn blower was outstanding in his field.

Rodney Dill said...

Udderly Moovelous!

Rodney Dill said...

...milked this one for all its worth.

Rodney Dill said...

Sound the alarm and heifer the hills.

Rodney Dill said...

Welcome... enjoy our dairy air.

Rodney Dill said...

The girls always came when Colonel Smith would play his horn his pet Angus Bull would dance. They really loved Colonel'n Angus.

jj said...

Keith Olberman flashes back to his college days.

Kaptain Krude said...

♪♫ Barack Hussein Obama ♪♫
♪♫ Mmmm-mmm-mmmmmmooooo!♪♫

Festivus said...

Pioneer Days in Enumclaw: Huffing Marigolds and Taking Turns on Bessie.

Anonymous said...

PLEASE take me back to Enumclaw

prince of leaves said...

Hearing the call for the 6pm milking always made Bessie a little alpenhorny.

prince of leaves said...

"Ach, Daniellein, die Alphornen, die Alphornen mich rufen..."

Passionate Conservative said...

Val Kilmer tries to relive his breakout roles, Part One.

metalgarth said...

When did Lady GaGa hire a horn player?

Submariner said...

ORA:



CAR!

Submariner said...

Mythbusters be damned, Adolf and Bessie prove the reality of "the brown note."

Submariner said...

Don't bother asking; he can't do Pink Floyd...

Submariner said...

Old Herr Schlister had an alpeshlasse;
dipthong, dipthong, gutteral...

Anonymous said...

No Stairway. Denied.


........arf

dadoctah said...

Who wants to tell G√ľnter where that alpenhorn he's got in his mouth has been?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Wilhelm hated the daily chore of blowing the wax out of grandpa's hearing aid almost as much as he hated watching grandpa do much the same thing to his pet, Gertruda.

sonicfrog said...

How nature reacts when Sonicfrog sings....