1. "Rob Halford refused to do the duet. He just doesn't care for pussy."
2. The list of those who can sing better than Lady Gaga grows daily ... first Cartman, then some 11 year old kid, and now Fluffy.
3. Brian Setzer's ironic reincarnation.
4. I CAN HAS FREEBIRD?
5. The Viking Kittens are still in the music biz, although since they grew up and became much less cute, their audience is more limited. The same thing will happen to Justin Bieber.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Timmy made good on his promise to stuff and mount Fluffy (victim of the stoned bus driver's weaving) because her screams had sounded better than Jillian's. (the group's lead singer and cat's owner who ironically was run over in the same accident)
Best of Chevy Rose
The drunk cat's burping to the beat is a big hit at local karaoke bar, but later in the evening his sprewed hairballs are sickening.
Best of dub
While Tunces was busy singing Freebird, Larry the drummer accidentally sits on the third drumstick.
Best of Submariner
Cat's hacking up a hairball and your laxative kicking in at the same time; coincidence?
Best of molson
Worst KISS cover band ever.
Best of Rodney Dill
Somehow the Yusef Islam Band just didn't have the same ring to it.
Best of metalgarth
No, we don't know Cat Scratch Fever so quit fucking asking!
Best of metalgarth
You can always spot an MTV video shot in 1981
Best of Adriane
Alvin and the Chipmunks needed a new moniker just about the time the Fancy Feast ran out ...
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2032: Steven Tyler is reincarnated....
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Jose and the Pussycats
Behind the Music: Morris, The Early Years.
Meow, meow, meow, meow,
Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow,
Meow, meow, meow, meow,
Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow,
Timmy made good on his promise to stuff and mount Fluffy (victim of the stoned bus driver's weaving) because her screams had sounded better than Jillian's. (the group's lead singer and cat's owner who ironically was run over in the same accident)
The drunk cat's burping to the beat is a big hit at local karaoke bar, but later in the evening his sprewed hairballs are sickening.
Unshaved pussy is so 1978.
"SERENITY MEOW!!!"
♬
We like the moon
coz it is close to us
we like the moooon!
♬
While Tunces was busy singing Freebird, Larry the drummer accidentally sits on the third drumstick.
Cat's hacking up a hairball and your laxative kicking in at the same time; coincidence?
After being told what rackets were strung with, Toonces gave up Tennis and took up Karaoke.
♪ Feelings; whoa-oa-oa feelings...♫
We gonna do a little number now we call the "I Done Got Neutered Blues."
"Felines! Nothing More Than... Felines!"
"And did it my wayyyy"!
Karaoke Night at the Vet's was the hottest place in town.
Vinney
Cat Scratch Fever...
Worst KISS cover band ever.
Somehow the Yusef Islam Band just didn't have the same ring to it.
Smelly Cat!!!
No, we don't know Cat Scratch Fever so quit fucking asking!
You can always spot an MTV video shot in 1981
Who the hell told the dog he could do a bass solo?
Alvin and the Chipmunks needed a new moniker just about the time the Fancy Feast ran out ...
2032: Steven Tyler is reincarnated....
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow.
♫ Meow, meow, meow, meow.
♪♫ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, ^@$&%*#! meow.♪♫
LKCTF: Toonces started a Grunge Band in Seattle after being fired from SNL>
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