Friday, May 14, 2010

Rant and Rave

Sonic Frog

1. "Rob Halford refused to do the duet. He just doesn't care for pussy."

2. The list of those who can sing better than Lady Gaga grows daily ... first Cartman, then some 11 year old kid, and now Fluffy.

3. Brian Setzer's ironic reincarnation.

4. I CAN HAS FREEBIRD?

5. The Viking Kittens are still in the music biz, although since they grew up and became much less cute, their audience is more limited. The same thing will happen to Justin Bieber.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Timmy made good on his promise to stuff and mount Fluffy (victim of the stoned bus driver's weaving) because her screams had sounded better than Jillian's. (the group's lead singer and cat's owner who ironically was run over in the same accident)

Best of Chevy Rose
The drunk cat's burping to the beat is a big hit at local karaoke bar, but later in the evening his sprewed hairballs are sickening.

Best of dub
While Tunces was busy singing Freebird, Larry the drummer accidentally sits on the third drumstick.

Best of Submariner
Cat's hacking up a hairball and your laxative kicking in at the same time; coincidence?

Best of molson
Worst KISS cover band ever.

Best of Rodney Dill
Somehow the Yusef Islam Band just didn't have the same ring to it.

Best of metalgarth
No, we don't know Cat Scratch Fever so quit fucking asking!

Best of metalgarth
You can always spot an MTV video shot in 1981

Best of Adriane
Alvin and the Chipmunks needed a new moniker just about the time the Fancy Feast ran out ...

Threadwinner: dadoctah
2032: Steven Tyler is reincarnated....

25 comments:

Double the U said...

Jose and the Pussycats

divine miss m said...

Behind the Music: Morris, The Early Years.

Passionate Conservative said...

Meow, meow, meow, meow,
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Meow, meow, meow, meow,
Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow,

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Timmy made good on his promise to stuff and mount Fluffy (victim of the stoned bus driver's weaving) because her screams had sounded better than Jillian's. (the group's lead singer and cat's owner who ironically was run over in the same accident)

Chevy Rose said...

The drunk cat's burping to the beat is a big hit at local karaoke bar, but later in the evening his sprewed hairballs are sickening.

dub said...

Unshaved pussy is so 1978.

Rodney Dill said...

"SERENITY MEOW!!!"

Rodney Dill said...


We like the moon
coz it is close to us
we like the moooon!

dub said...

While Tunces was busy singing Freebird, Larry the drummer accidentally sits on the third drumstick.

Submariner said...

Cat's hacking up a hairball and your laxative kicking in at the same time; coincidence?

Submariner said...

After being told what rackets were strung with, Toonces gave up Tennis and took up Karaoke.

Submariner said...

♪ Feelings; whoa-oa-oa feelings...♫

Submariner said...

We gonna do a little number now we call the "I Done Got Neutered Blues."

Achilles said...

"Felines! Nothing More Than... Felines!"

Anonymous said...

"And did it my wayyyy"!

Karaoke Night at the Vet's was the hottest place in town.

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

Cat Scratch Fever...

molson said...

Worst KISS cover band ever.

Rodney Dill said...

Somehow the Yusef Islam Band just didn't have the same ring to it.

metalgarth said...

Smelly Cat!!!

metalgarth said...

No, we don't know Cat Scratch Fever so quit fucking asking!

metalgarth said...

You can always spot an MTV video shot in 1981

dadoctah said...

Who the hell told the dog he could do a bass solo?

Adriane said...

Alvin and the Chipmunks needed a new moniker just about the time the Fancy Feast ran out ...

dadoctah said...

2032: Steven Tyler is reincarnated....

Submariner said...

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow.
♫ Meow, meow, meow, meow.
♪♫ Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, ^@$&%*#! meow.♪♫

LKCTF: Toonces started a Grunge Band in Seattle after being fired from SNL>