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Again, Secretary Clinton? That makes the 23rd time this morning; you sure must care about the plight of the snail darter!
These are not the slave girls we are looking for...
Put that away, I am your SISTER, Luke.
"Hey girls, who wants to wash my Millennium Falcon"?Vinney
What do you mean, can I ‘suck the chrome off a bumper hitch’?
I’m sorry, Mrs. Obama. I meant no offense when I asked you where you got the Wookie costume.
Girl in the middle thought bubble: "The good news is that he pulled out..."
Girl on the right thought bubble: "I really hate having to shove a fist up Shelly's ass..."
Confucius say "Man with hardon in a MiniCooper will Bangkok".
Samsonize the Death Star your Dark Lord?
We call it a ‘hand wash’, not a ‘hand job’.
"Alderaan School Girls in Trouble in Cell Block DD"A new Zucker-Landis-Zucker production!
The Force is strong with this one...
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
That cutie with her knee on the fender is the perfect poster girl for a bold new Jiffy Lube superbowl commercial.-OR-OUT: PTA Bake SalesIN: Dad's Fantasy Day
Straigth from the porno shoot, Shelly is hoping she can get washed off next.
...never has there been a more wretched hive of soap scum and villainy.
I got a bad feeling about this...BAD! Bad feeling! Down boy!
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