BTW: The pig's name is Mohammed.
1. Michael Moore and his mistress share a tender moment.
2. Shallow Hal 2 featured cameos by James Carville and Mary Matalin.
3. Bedtime in Middle America--- as imagined by readers of the New York Times.
4. I can't believe Ron Jeremy is still making pr0n.
5. ORA: Finally, photographic evidence of the alleged Will Folks-Nikki Haley affair.
Best of Rodney Dill
That'll do pig.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
More proof of the waaaay too cozy relationship between federal safety inspectors and the meat industry.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Hey! no fair posting pictures of the captioneers!
Best of Submariner
Not now, Subby; I'm boared.
Best of blue
Satisfied girl: "Chronos, you are a Wonder Pig!"
Best of dub
Jamaican Jerk Pork....UR DOIN IT RONG!
Best of Army of Dad
What is it with Bill Clinton and girls in hats?
Best of Army of Dad
♪♫Don't break my heart, oinky porky heart...♪♫
Best of Dactyl
Wanna see my Ned Beatty impression?
Best of Julie the Jarhead
Pig thought bubble: "I wish people would stop comparing me with that fat fvck Moore."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Release the Bacon."
Best of dadoctah
Chaz Bono has finally found contentment.
43 comments:
"Just your typical Washington bureaucrat stroking more pork."
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"When I said, you have to sleep with some pigs to gain fame and fortune, I didn't mean it literally."
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"SO I FEEL YOUR MOUNTAIN OYSTERS!"
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Monica is still tickling porkers' tits, but at a lower level.
That's some pig
That'll do pig.
Makin' bacon.
"Hey Piglet... Christopher Robin, Pooh, and Tigger are over at ICHC
Feeling up a pig? Maybe U R Doing It Right... but quite honestly, it's very disturbing and won't get you in the fraternity.
-OR-
More proof of the waaaay too cozy relationship between federal safety inspectors and the meat industry.
-OR-
Even La Cosa Nostra is trying to cut costs... by replacing horse heads with hogs.
Dub & I are both gagging at the thought of fondling all that fat.
NOTE: The alternate Wednesday Babe concept has been voted down in a secret ballot.
Lobbyist
I see Rosie O'Donnell is dating again.
Vinney
"I'll take 'Government Metaphors' for $200, Alex."
Betsy sez - " Arnold here is a great boyfriend and if I ever get tired of him he'll make a great breakfast!"
Hey! no fair posting pictures of the captioneers!
A typical chauvinistic male and his oppressed mate are interviewed when The View returns from this important word from our sponsor, "VageegeeStat 27."
Mary! Quit playing with Easter dinner!
Not now, Subby; I'm boared.
I guess YOU aren't the one that went to market, now, are you?
Nice to see that Roseanne Barr's daughter finally made up with her.
Y'know what's REALLY sick?
That girl's a Muslim!
And speaking of which; ain't Abdrool and his bro's gonna be surprised to find out this is an actual photo of Mo and Aisha?
Guess which one just consumed too much at Golden Coral and win a date with Mike al'More.
satisfied girl: "Chronos, you are a Wonder Pig!"
Prom night plus twelve hours.
Obligatory post: Best Thursday Ever!!
Isnt she supposed to be dressed like a nun?
Jamaican Jerk Pork....UR DOIN IT RONG!
You know the old saying: lie down with pigs, wake up with... um, bacon.
The reincarnation of John Murtha.
Vinney
She had to sow her wild oats.
♪♫Green Acres is the place to be...♪♫
What is it with Bill Clinton and girls in hats?
♪♫Don't break my heart, oinky porky heart...♪♫
If Moby Dick had a daughter...
Two Democrats, both alike in dignity,
In fair Iowa, where we lay our scene...
Porker in the front, liquor in the rear.
Wanna see my Ned Beatty impression?
(ORA?)
Pig thought bubble: "I wish people would stop comparing me with that fat fvck Moore."
"Release the Bacon."
150 Dozen eggs, some pancake batter and a french apron for the wench = Breakfast!
What's a little scritch between friends?
Chaz Bono has finally found contentment.
Some tried their best to enjoy a last, rueful moment after the EPA declared Christianity a pollutant.
oinker... I don't even know her.
“Now now, Senator Specter…The voters were deceived by the lies of the haters and the teabaggers. How about a relaxing handjob?”
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