Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Porker? I Just Met Her!

Brender

BTW: The pig's name is Mohammed.


1. Michael Moore and his mistress share a tender moment.

2. Shallow Hal 2 featured cameos by James Carville and Mary Matalin.

3. Bedtime in Middle America--- as imagined by readers of the New York Times.

4. I can't believe Ron Jeremy is still making pr0n.

5. ORA: Finally, photographic evidence of the alleged Will Folks-Nikki Haley affair.

Best of Rodney Dill
That'll do pig.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
More proof of the waaaay too cozy relationship between federal safety inspectors and the meat industry.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Hey! no fair posting pictures of the captioneers!

Best of Submariner
Not now, Subby; I'm boared.

Best of blue
Satisfied girl: "Chronos, you are a Wonder Pig!"

Best of dub
Jamaican Jerk Pork....UR DOIN IT RONG!

Best of Army of Dad
What is it with Bill Clinton and girls in hats?

Best of Army of Dad
♪♫Don't break my heart, oinky porky heart...♪♫

Best of Dactyl
Wanna see my Ned Beatty impression?

Best of Julie the Jarhead
Pig thought bubble: "I wish people would stop comparing me with that fat fvck Moore."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Release the Bacon."

Best of dadoctah
Chaz Bono has finally found contentment.

43 comments:

Chevy Rose said...

"Just your typical Washington bureaucrat stroking more pork."
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"When I said, you have to sleep with some pigs to gain fame and fortune, I didn't mean it literally."
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"SO I FEEL YOUR MOUNTAIN OYSTERS!"
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Monica is still tickling porkers' tits, but at a lower level.

Rodney Dill said...

That's some pig

Rodney Dill said...

That'll do pig.

Rodney Dill said...

Makin' bacon.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey Piglet... Christopher Robin, Pooh, and Tigger are over at ICHC

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Feeling up a pig? Maybe U R Doing It Right... but quite honestly, it's very disturbing and won't get you in the fraternity.

-OR-

More proof of the waaaay too cozy relationship between federal safety inspectors and the meat industry.

-OR-

Even La Cosa Nostra is trying to cut costs... by replacing horse heads with hogs.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dub & I are both gagging at the thought of fondling all that fat.

NOTE: The alternate Wednesday Babe concept has been voted down in a secret ballot.

Rodney Dill said...

Lobbyist

Anonymous said...

I see Rosie O'Donnell is dating again.

Vinney

Capt. Queeg said...

"I'll take 'Government Metaphors' for $200, Alex."

blue said...

Betsy sez - " Arnold here is a great boyfriend and if I ever get tired of him he'll make a great breakfast!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Hey! no fair posting pictures of the captioneers!

Submariner said...

A typical chauvinistic male and his oppressed mate are interviewed when The View returns from this important word from our sponsor, "VageegeeStat 27."

Submariner said...

Mary! Quit playing with Easter dinner!

Submariner said...

Not now, Subby; I'm boared.

Submariner said...

I guess YOU aren't the one that went to market, now, are you?

Submariner said...

Nice to see that Roseanne Barr's daughter finally made up with her.

Submariner said...

Y'know what's REALLY sick?
That girl's a Muslim!

Submariner said...

And speaking of which; ain't Abdrool and his bro's gonna be surprised to find out this is an actual photo of Mo and Aisha?

Submariner said...

Guess which one just consumed too much at Golden Coral and win a date with Mike al'More.

blue said...

satisfied girl: "Chronos, you are a Wonder Pig!"

dadoctah said...

Prom night plus twelve hours.

dub said...

Obligatory post: Best Thursday Ever!!

dub said...

Isnt she supposed to be dressed like a nun?

dub said...

Jamaican Jerk Pork....UR DOIN IT RONG!

Kaptain Krude said...

You know the old saying: lie down with pigs, wake up with... um, bacon.

Anonymous said...

The reincarnation of John Murtha.

Vinney

Army of Dad said...

She had to sow her wild oats.

Army of Dad said...

♪♫Green Acres is the place to be...♪♫

Army of Dad said...

What is it with Bill Clinton and girls in hats?

Army of Dad said...

♪♫Don't break my heart, oinky porky heart...♪♫

Army of Dad said...

If Moby Dick had a daughter...

Army of Dad said...

Two Democrats, both alike in dignity,
In fair Iowa, where we lay our scene...

dub said...

Porker in the front, liquor in the rear.

Dactyl said...

Wanna see my Ned Beatty impression?
(ORA?)

Julie the Jarhead said...

Pig thought bubble: "I wish people would stop comparing me with that fat fvck Moore."

Rodney Dill said...

"Release the Bacon."

Oiao said...

150 Dozen eggs, some pancake batter and a french apron for the wench = Breakfast!

molson said...

What's a little scritch between friends?

dadoctah said...

Chaz Bono has finally found contentment.

mega said...

Some tried their best to enjoy a last, rueful moment after the EPA declared Christianity a pollutant.

Rodney Dill said...

oinker... I don't even know her.

curly said...

“Now now, Senator Specter…The voters were deceived by the lies of the haters and the teabaggers. How about a relaxing handjob?”