1. "Hooked on Phonics" can help you succeed, too.
2. Unfortunately, Pelosi's botox crapped out right about the time she got to the BP Protest.
3. I dunno what a MILL is, but it's got to be the complete, extreme opposite of a MILF.
4. "Death to America!"
5. Remind me again why we can't burn these things at the stake anymore.
Best of Capt. Queeg
"Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer!"
Best of GregMan
"Toga!"
Best of Your Failure to Sign Your Post Cost You a Threadwinnner, Buddy
I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?
Best of Rodney Dill
MILLS - Mothers I'd Like to Lacquer Shut
Best of dub
I'm gonna go to Washington, and then I'm gonna go to Ohio, and then I'm gonna go to Florida, and then I'm gonna go to Thursday!! AIIRRRHGHHHH!!!!
Best of Adriane
Hey you kids! Get off that lawn!
Best of The Watcher
'Mills' - where Nancy would like to see all conservatives working, preferably for minimum wage, chained to the machines.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"...and if any democrat loses an election, I General Mills, will declare martial law!!"
Best of racerboy
Standard Cap #666: Ia! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!
Best of blue
Nancy (Mills)Pelosie celebrates her 158th birthday.
Best of curly
Abortion mills of the world unite!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Nancy's last facelift left her skin so taut that photographers took delight in capturing the teeth-baring grimmace that happened anytime she raised her arm or clenched a fist.
Best of Jack Reacher
What happens when Death pulls back its shawl.
Best of mega
"Today, I say to all children, and those over 26 too, go out there and change the world!"
Best of Submariner
"I.HAVE.THE.POWER!" Skeletor takes over Greyskull.
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Another Devry graduate.
Vinney
Looks like Nancy is into fisting.
Vinney
"Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer!"
"I will ram my fist into Amerikkka's butt this far!!!"
"Toga!"
"Communism now!"
Really ORA:
"Slav'sya, Otechestvo
nashe svobodnoye,
Druzhby narodov
nadyozhny oplot!
Partiya Lenina — sila
narodnaya
Nas k torzhestvu
kommunizma vedyot!"
"I feel like I just won the 200 metres in the 1968 Olympics."
I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?
Another honorary degree? Thank you, I worked so hard to earn it!
I dunno what a MILL is, but it's got to be the complete, extreme opposite of a MILF.
MILLS - Mothers I'd Like to Lacquer Shut
Established in 1852, 3 years before Nancy was born.
I'm gonna go to Washington, and then I'm gonna go to Ohio, and then I'm gonna go to Florida, and then I'm gonna go to Thursday!! AIIRRRHGHHHH!!!!
"And so, in conclusion, girls, politics is a two-way street. If you want to get ahead, you've got to give some head."
"And thanks for the GED! I appreciate it!"
Hey you kids! Get off that lawn!
"I get my degree! So the check cleared OK?"
Whine power!
"Continence now!"
'Mills' - where Nancy would like to see all conservatives working, preferably for minimum wage, chained to the machines.
"...and if any democrat loses an election, I General Mills, will declare martial law!!"
Standard Cap #666:
Ia! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!
"You can all sing along if you want to, the words are really easy: 'So I say I gotta be me, so I say I gotta be free...'"
Nancy (Mills)Pelosie celebrates her 158th birthday.
Abortion mills of the world unite!
More islamophobic, racist, sexist, teabagging redneck grist for the progressive mill!
Well, she has already demonstrated her skill at fiscal proctology, so I guess it only made sense that she went back to school and got her Doctorate in the real thing.
Nancy's last facelift left her skin so taut that photographers took delight in capturing the teeth-baring grimmace that happened anytime she raised her arm or clenched a fist.
WordVerify: crotatio - Bush tries to say Croatia
I'll get you my pretties! And your little dogs, too!
"To the Reichstag....er, Capitol!"
What happens when Death pulls back its shawl.
"Higher taxes, and a higher minimum wage, so employers don't take advantage of the little people!" **
ORA:**Does not apply to fish canning factories in American Samoa
"I am Cornholio!"
(The joke that never gets old)
"And if I'm lying, may lightning strike me..." ZZZZZZZZAP!
"...and I raised my gavel like this, and said 'It's official! American medicine is now socialized!'"
"Let us now conclude the proceedings with a rousing rendition of 'The Internationale!'"
Muerde de capitalista!
Where will YOU be when your pacemaker misfires?
Show of hands:
Who wants to skip the whole "working for a living" thing and go right to retirement? OK - remember to vote Democrat and we'll see what we can do!
Latin for "Breakfast cereals and evening classes, since 1852"
"And now, I release the Superbug, destroying all human life on earth, in the name of Gaia The Magnificent!"
"....and now, anyone here can quit college to pursue their dreams as hippie musicians or beat poets, and still get health care."
"Today, I say to all children, and those over 26 too, go out there and change the world!"
Nancy models for "The Statue of Tyranny"
"Let's see a show of hands - who wants to destroy America?"
SKANK POWER!!
"I.HAVE.THE.POWER!"
Skeletor takes over Greyskull.
Despite losing whatever vestige of soul he ever had, Arsenio could still whip an audience into a frenzy.
"Yes Wiccan!"
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