1. "Hooked on Phonics" can help you succeed, too.
2. Unfortunately, Pelosi's botox crapped out right about the time she got to the BP Protest.
3. I dunno what a MILL is, but it's got to be the complete, extreme opposite of a MILF.
4. "Death to America!"
5. Remind me again why we can't burn these things at the stake anymore.
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"Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer!"
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I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?
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MILLS - Mothers I'd Like to Lacquer Shut
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I'm gonna go to Washington, and then I'm gonna go to Ohio, and then I'm gonna go to Florida, and then I'm gonna go to Thursday!! AIIRRRHGHHHH!!!!
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Hey you kids! Get off that lawn!
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'Mills' - where Nancy would like to see all conservatives working, preferably for minimum wage, chained to the machines.
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"...and if any democrat loses an election, I General Mills, will declare martial law!!"
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Standard Cap #666: Ia! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!
Best of blue
Nancy (Mills)Pelosie celebrates her 158th birthday.
Best of curly
Abortion mills of the world unite!
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Nancy's last facelift left her skin so taut that photographers took delight in capturing the teeth-baring grimmace that happened anytime she raised her arm or clenched a fist.
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What happens when Death pulls back its shawl.
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"Today, I say to all children, and those over 26 too, go out there and change the world!"
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"I.HAVE.THE.POWER!" Skeletor takes over Greyskull.