Monday, May 17, 2010

Old School

Brender

1. "Hooked on Phonics" can help you succeed, too.

2. Unfortunately, Pelosi's botox crapped out right about the time she got to the BP Protest.

3. I dunno what a MILL is, but it's got to be the complete, extreme opposite of a MILF.

4. "Death to America!"

5. Remind me again why we can't burn these things at the stake anymore.

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer!"

Best of GregMan
"Toga!"

Best of Your Failure to Sign Your Post Cost You a Threadwinnner, Buddy
I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?

Best of Rodney Dill
MILLS - Mothers I'd Like to Lacquer Shut

Best of dub
I'm gonna go to Washington, and then I'm gonna go to Ohio, and then I'm gonna go to Florida, and then I'm gonna go to Thursday!! AIIRRRHGHHHH!!!!

Best of Adriane
Hey you kids! Get off that lawn!

Best of The Watcher
'Mills' - where Nancy would like to see all conservatives working, preferably for minimum wage, chained to the machines.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"...and if any democrat loses an election, I General Mills, will declare martial law!!"

Best of racerboy
Standard Cap #666: Ia! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!

Best of blue
Nancy (Mills)Pelosie celebrates her 158th birthday.

Best of curly
Abortion mills of the world unite!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Nancy's last facelift left her skin so taut that photographers took delight in capturing the teeth-baring grimmace that happened anytime she raised her arm or clenched a fist.

Best of Jack Reacher
What happens when Death pulls back its shawl.

Best of mega
"Today, I say to all children, and those over 26 too, go out there and change the world!"

Best of Submariner
"I.HAVE.THE.POWER!" Skeletor takes over Greyskull.

50 comments:

Anonymous said...

Another Devry graduate.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Looks like Nancy is into fisting.

Vinney

Capt. Queeg said...

"Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer!"

GregMan said...

"I will ram my fist into Amerikkka's butt this far!!!"

GregMan said...

"Toga!"

GregMan said...

"Communism now!"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Really ORA:
"Slav'sya, Otechestvo
nashe svobodnoye,
Druzhby narodov
nadyozhny oplot!
Partiya Lenina — sila
narodnaya
Nas k torzhestvu
kommunizma vedyot!"

dadoctah said...

"I feel like I just won the 200 metres in the 1968 Olympics."

Anonymous said...

I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?

Double the U said...

Another honorary degree? Thank you, I worked so hard to earn it!

Rodney Dill said...

I dunno what a MILL is, but it's got to be the complete, extreme opposite of a MILF.

MILLS - Mothers I'd Like to Lacquer Shut

dub said...

Established in 1852, 3 years before Nancy was born.

dub said...

I'm gonna go to Washington, and then I'm gonna go to Ohio, and then I'm gonna go to Florida, and then I'm gonna go to Thursday!! AIIRRRHGHHHH!!!!

Jay Guevara said...

"And so, in conclusion, girls, politics is a two-way street. If you want to get ahead, you've got to give some head."

Jay Guevara said...

"And thanks for the GED! I appreciate it!"

Adriane said...

Hey you kids! Get off that lawn!

Jay Guevara said...

"I get my degree! So the check cleared OK?"

molson said...

Whine power!

Jay Guevara said...

"Continence now!"

The Watcher said...

'Mills' - where Nancy would like to see all conservatives working, preferably for minimum wage, chained to the machines.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"...and if any democrat loses an election, I General Mills, will declare martial law!!"

racerboy said...

Standard Cap #666:

Ia! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!

racerboy said...

"You can all sing along if you want to, the words are really easy: 'So I say I gotta be me, so I say I gotta be free...'"

Submariner said...
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blue said...

Nancy (Mills)Pelosie celebrates her 158th birthday.

curly said...

Abortion mills of the world unite!

curly said...

More islamophobic, racist, sexist, teabagging redneck grist for the progressive mill!

sonicfrog said...

Well, she has already demonstrated her skill at fiscal proctology, so I guess it only made sense that she went back to school and got her Doctorate in the real thing.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Nancy's last facelift left her skin so taut that photographers took delight in capturing the teeth-baring grimmace that happened anytime she raised her arm or clenched a fist.

WordVerify: crotatio - Bush tries to say Croatia

Adriane said...

I'll get you my pretties! And your little dogs, too!

Jack Reacher said...

"To the Reichstag....er, Capitol!"

Jack Reacher said...

What happens when Death pulls back its shawl.

Jack Reacher said...

"Higher taxes, and a higher minimum wage, so employers don't take advantage of the little people!" **

ORA:**Does not apply to fish canning factories in American Samoa

Jack Reacher said...

"I am Cornholio!"

(The joke that never gets old)

Jack Reacher said...

"And if I'm lying, may lightning strike me..." ZZZZZZZZAP!

Jack Reacher said...

"...and I raised my gavel like this, and said 'It's official! American medicine is now socialized!'"

Jay Guevara said...

"Let us now conclude the proceedings with a rousing rendition of 'The Internationale!'"

Submariner said...

Muerde de capitalista!

Submariner said...

Where will YOU be when your pacemaker misfires?

Submariner said...

Show of hands:
Who wants to skip the whole "working for a living" thing and go right to retirement? OK - remember to vote Democrat and we'll see what we can do!

mega said...

Latin for "Breakfast cereals and evening classes, since 1852"

mega said...

"And now, I release the Superbug, destroying all human life on earth, in the name of Gaia The Magnificent!"

mega said...

"....and now, anyone here can quit college to pursue their dreams as hippie musicians or beat poets, and still get health care."

mega said...

"Today, I say to all children, and those over 26 too, go out there and change the world!"

Mr. Hankey said...

Nancy models for "The Statue of Tyranny"

Jay Guevara said...

"Let's see a show of hands - who wants to destroy America?"

Mr. Hankey said...

SKANK POWER!!

Submariner said...

"I.HAVE.THE.POWER!"

Skeletor takes over Greyskull.

dadoctah said...

Despite losing whatever vestige of soul he ever had, Arsenio could still whip an audience into a frenzy.

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes Wiccan!"