Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Obama Taps Kagan

Knowledge Is Power
(And thanks to AoM for the threadline)

1. "Your arms are strong and manly. I like that." "Thanks, Barack."

2. "Would someone restrain Senator Byrd? I am not corrupting the morals of this white woman. They were corrupted already."

3. "Got any Salem lights? I'm really jonesing here."

4. "When I show you the Queen of Spades, you will kill them all!"

5. "Did you have tuna for lunch?"

Best of GregMan
"Really? You hate the U.S. Armed Forces too? Hold me!"

Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, I can hear the ocean!"
"Me too!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"You're going to ask about my perfume, Mr. President?"
"Actually, I was wondering; is that a Members Only jacket?"

Best of molson
Just a little reminder B. You do know that your penis is all mine. Are we clear on this?

Best of dadoctah
I'm trying to put together a "Dracula enslaving his minions" caption but for some reason it's just not coming together.

Threadwinner: Steve O
Well, since it's for a seat on the Supreme Court, Kagan agrees to kiss a man.

Assistant to the Regional Threadwinner: Submariner
I wish I knew how to quit you...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
WordVerify: gropt - I kid you not. How apropos is that?

Best of Rodney Dill
Obama: "Henceforth you will be known as Darth Butch."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Cling to me, white woman, cling to me!"

Best of dadoctah
"Where *any* other white women at?"

39 comments:

Chronos the Wonder pig said...

We have to prove that you are not a lesbian, bring a camera & join me in the oval office.....

dub said...

Worst.Clinton.Ever.



wv: arest...i love the irony that this shows up on a black guy picture.

GregMan said...

"Mmm, Ellie baby, ram it in my butt just like uncle Frank used to!"

GregMan said...

"No, I will NOT introduce you to M'chelle. At least not until after the confirmation hearings."

GregMan said...

"Really? You hate the U.S. Armed Forces too? Hold me!"

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, I can hear the ocean!"

"Me too!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Actually, Mr. President, I believe 'Butterfly kisses' to be an outdated construct of a racist, patriarchal society."
"Oh, yes, you'll do, you'll do!"

Jack Reacher said...

"I asked, but Rahm says no way is he reading you the riot act while nude in the locker room. You'll have to settle for a SCOTUS appointment."

Jack Reacher said...

"You can whisper it to me. 'There is no god but Allah.' Say it."

Jack Reacher said...

"It's okay that you're not a judge. Half the bozos on that court can hardly be called judges. Nyuk nyuk nyuk."

Jack Reacher said...

"You're going to ask about my perfume, Mr. President?"
"Actually, I was wondering; is that a Members Only jacket?"

Jack Reacher said...

"He goes by V the K. He's a holier-than-thou type who needs to be taught a lesson. When the time is right, we strike. Bwahahahahahahaha!"

molson said...

Just a little reminder B. You do know that your penis is all mine. Are we clear on this?

dadoctah said...

I'm trying to put together a "Dracula enslaving his minions" caption but for some reason it's just not coming together.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble of the Nobel Prize winner: "That reminds me... an annual national tax on earring holes, say about $1000 per ear, would go a long way towards balancing the budget! Sure glad a lot of gay guys wear 'em cause I don't want to appear to discriminate."

-OR-

Obamalama Thawtbubble - "I can definitely see light from the other ear! She will be the perfect pawn in my plan to manipulate the Supremes."

Eric said...

All my life I have lived by the law that incompetence is rewarded by promotion. This I pass on to you.

Steve O said...

Not taking any chances, Obama has his lips glued together for a few minutes.

Steve O said...

Well, since it's for a seat on the Supreme Court, Kagan agrees to kiss a man.

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble over each of them: "Christ, the things I have to do in this job."

Jay Guevara said...

Obama thought bubble: "I'll quickly turn and give her an air kiss on the cheek. Yeah, that's it. I _know_ where that mouth has been."

Submariner said...

I wish I knew how to quit you...

Spin said...

Don't you worry, Diana Ross is gonna love you on the "Comeback Tour"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama Thawtbubble - "Eureka! Instruct Salazar to have MMS issue leases to any company who can tap into our citizen's ear wax reserve. Kagan alone could solve our energy crisis. WHEW, and methane, gotta tap cow methane, too!!"

WordVerify: gropt - I kid you not. How apropos is that?

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "I love an Aqua Velva woman."

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "Henceforth you will be known as Darth Butch."
Kagan: "Yes, Darth OBumble."

Rodney Dill said...

"You're not a little dutch boy, so get your fingers outta there."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Cling to me, white woman, cling to me!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Pssst, how do you pronounce 'corpse-man'?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"dub thinks you're fat. I'm sorry, but we're going to have to let you go."

Submariner said...

Wonder Twin powers; ACTIVATE!

Shape of a little teapot.

Form, uh, of a um, uh, half Arab um, oh, whatever...

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama tries to move his new nominee from leaning to the right.

Mr. Hankey said...

...now let's get that silly old "must be born in the United States" thing taken care of.

Mr Hankey said...

...ooh...you're NOT gay after all.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how awesome I am."

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm a big f***ing deal."




wv: clingl - Obama won't, but that lesbian will clingl.

dadoctah said...

"Where *any* other white women at?"

Anonymous said...

Obama thought bubble: "There's something about a chick and Old Spice."

Vinney

Submariner said...

Apparently, Barry wasn't satisfied with just Worff and is adding another "cling on" to his collection...

duddad said...

Elana, is that a roll of quarters under your skirt, or are you just happy to see me?