Saturday, May 29, 2010

Nice Young Couple


1. From the backdrop, I see John Conner has once again failed to stop Skynet from initiating a Global Holocaust.

2. "I always dreamed I'd be next to you when the bombs began to fall, Kathy. I never imagined the dorky hat, though."

3. Canadian prom pic.

4. After her makeover, the kid from the well in The Ring looked almost human.

5. Young Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham bitterly watch the happy, popular kids enjoy the fruits of a free market economy and bitterly plot their revenge.

Best of prince of leaves
"Thanks to months of expensive in-patient laser hair-removal treatments, we no longer look like a couple of bears and can now live normal lives. Thanks, Obamacare!"

Best of Submariner
See them, out there, Geoffrey? We call them "Clingers" and they are beneath us.

Best of Submariner
It's NOT a purse, it's a man's shoulder wallet, and it's not a dorky hat, it's a Swedish Saaltjobartle. They were gifts...

Best of prince of leaves
I know I speak for everyone when I say that Revelations had me expecting something a little scarier than a Justin-Bieber-clone Satan and the Creepy Granola Chick of Babylon.

Best of dadoctah
(off-screen voice): "Kids, it's been five years, and I can see you're getting a little bored, so I'm just going to skip ahead and actually *tell* you how I met your mother."

Best of sixdegreesofblondness
"A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."
"Damn straight."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I imagine this is what Levi looked like when Bristol told him she'd been knocked up.

Best of molson
Dude! Do not look, but I think a racoon is trying to skull feck you. Oh did I tell how baked I am right now?

Best of dub
She said she was waiting for marriage...so mostly I just fark my hat every night.

29 comments:

prince of leaves said...

"Thanks to months of expensive in-patient laser hair-removal treatments, we no longer look like a couple of bears and can now live normal lives. Thanks, Obamacare!"

Submariner said...

V - RE your #5. That's Bill? I thought it was Wilhemina from Hil's Vassar days...

Submariner said...

See them, out there, Geoffrey? We call them "Clingers" and they are beneath us.

Submariner said...

I don't really understand why Beth wants to stroke a boar, but we'll legislate her right to do so when we take over Congress.

Submariner said...

It's NOT a purse, it's a man's shoulder wallet, and it's not a dorky hat, it's a Swedish Saaltjobartle. They were gifts...

Submariner said...

PLEASE don't call this "Americana photography."
We're young Democrats.

prince of leaves said...

Young Hillary Clinton always preferred the fat boys, but for some strange reason, they didn't stay fat for very long.

prince of leaves said...

I know I speak for everyone when I say that Revelations had me expecting something a little scarier than a Justin-Bieber-clone Satan and the Creepy Granola Chick of Babylon.

blue said...

girl: "I wish Queer Eye for the Straight Guy was still on."

Rodney Dill said...

You're phone won't work here.

dadoctah said...

Grant Wood's "American Gothic", updated for the 21st century.

dadoctah said...

(off-screen voice): "Kids, it's been five years, and I can see you're getting a little bored, so I'm just going to skip ahead and actually *tell* you how I met your mother."

sixdegreesofblondness said...

ORA?
"A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."
"Damn straight."

dadoctah said...

Please, God, don't let these two reproduce.

Achilles said...

I really didn't need a sequel to Juno, especially not one where Juno was played by the renimated corpse of Oriana Fallaci.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Honest Mr. Harris, we weren't doing nothing!!!

-OR-

Politically Correct Public Education - Where you can almost hear the critical thinking gears grinding to a halt.

-OR-

I imagine this is what Levi looked like when Bristol told him she'd been knocked up.

sonicfrog said...

John and Yoko... the early, reincarnated years.

blue said...

she was a MILF but he was a KNOWTF
(Kid No One Wants To F....)

Oiao said...

Hey, does my hat make her ass look fat?

Submariner said...

Nothin'
Nothin'
Just hanging' around waitin' for Old Navy to have a sale...
You?

Submariner said...

Gotta wait for it 'til sundown, but when the song "Mr. Tally-Man" starts, it'll be worth it; trust me.

curly said...

Appalachia Idol never matched the popularity of American Idol.

Jay Guevara said...

Darwin was wrong.

Exhibit A.

mega said...

"Kurt Cobain is ... dead?"

straight8 said...

Take off my hat? But I'm not wearing a hat.

molson said...

Dude! Do not look, but I think a racoon is trying to skull feck you. Oh did I tell how baked I am right now?

dadoctah said...

"So, you wanna go down to the bus terminal and scare some homeless guys?"

dub said...

She said she was waiting for marriage...so mostly I just fark my hat every night.

dadoctah said...

"Lost is over. 24 is over. Law & Order is over. What's left to live for?"