1. From the backdrop, I see John Conner has once again failed to stop Skynet from initiating a Global Holocaust.
2. "I always dreamed I'd be next to you when the bombs began to fall, Kathy. I never imagined the dorky hat, though."
3. Canadian prom pic.
4. After her makeover, the kid from the well in The Ring looked almost human.
5. Young Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham bitterly watch the happy, popular kids enjoy the fruits of a free market economy and bitterly plot their revenge.
Best of prince of leaves
"Thanks to months of expensive in-patient laser hair-removal treatments, we no longer look like a couple of bears and can now live normal lives. Thanks, Obamacare!"
Best of Submariner
See them, out there, Geoffrey? We call them "Clingers" and they are beneath us.
Best of Submariner
It's NOT a purse, it's a man's shoulder wallet, and it's not a dorky hat, it's a Swedish Saaltjobartle. They were gifts...
Best of prince of leaves
I know I speak for everyone when I say that Revelations had me expecting something a little scarier than a Justin-Bieber-clone Satan and the Creepy Granola Chick of Babylon.
Best of dadoctah
(off-screen voice): "Kids, it's been five years, and I can see you're getting a little bored, so I'm just going to skip ahead and actually *tell* you how I met your mother."
Best of sixdegreesofblondness
"A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."
"Damn straight."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I imagine this is what Levi looked like when Bristol told him she'd been knocked up.
Best of molson
Dude! Do not look, but I think a racoon is trying to skull feck you. Oh did I tell how baked I am right now?
Best of dub
She said she was waiting for marriage...so mostly I just fark my hat every night.
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"Thanks to months of expensive in-patient laser hair-removal treatments, we no longer look like a couple of bears and can now live normal lives. Thanks, Obamacare!"
V - RE your #5. That's Bill? I thought it was Wilhemina from Hil's Vassar days...
See them, out there, Geoffrey? We call them "Clingers" and they are beneath us.
I don't really understand why Beth wants to stroke a boar, but we'll legislate her right to do so when we take over Congress.
It's NOT a purse, it's a man's shoulder wallet, and it's not a dorky hat, it's a Swedish Saaltjobartle. They were gifts...
PLEASE don't call this "Americana photography."
We're young Democrats.
Young Hillary Clinton always preferred the fat boys, but for some strange reason, they didn't stay fat for very long.
I know I speak for everyone when I say that Revelations had me expecting something a little scarier than a Justin-Bieber-clone Satan and the Creepy Granola Chick of Babylon.
girl: "I wish Queer Eye for the Straight Guy was still on."
You're phone won't work here.
Grant Wood's "American Gothic", updated for the 21st century.
(off-screen voice): "Kids, it's been five years, and I can see you're getting a little bored, so I'm just going to skip ahead and actually *tell* you how I met your mother."
ORA?
"A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."
"Damn straight."
Please, God, don't let these two reproduce.
I really didn't need a sequel to Juno, especially not one where Juno was played by the renimated corpse of Oriana Fallaci.
Honest Mr. Harris, we weren't doing nothing!!!
-OR-
Politically Correct Public Education - Where you can almost hear the critical thinking gears grinding to a halt.
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I imagine this is what Levi looked like when Bristol told him she'd been knocked up.
John and Yoko... the early, reincarnated years.
she was a MILF but he was a KNOWTF
(Kid No One Wants To F....)
Hey, does my hat make her ass look fat?
Nothin'
Nothin'
Just hanging' around waitin' for Old Navy to have a sale...
You?
Gotta wait for it 'til sundown, but when the song "Mr. Tally-Man" starts, it'll be worth it; trust me.
Appalachia Idol never matched the popularity of American Idol.
Darwin was wrong.
Exhibit A.
"Kurt Cobain is ... dead?"
Take off my hat? But I'm not wearing a hat.
Dude! Do not look, but I think a racoon is trying to skull feck you. Oh did I tell how baked I am right now?
"So, you wanna go down to the bus terminal and scare some homeless guys?"
She said she was waiting for marriage...so mostly I just fark my hat every night.
"Lost is over. 24 is over. Law & Order is over. What's left to live for?"
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