1. "I shall call you... Eduardo!"
2. "To save money under ObamaCare, you won't be treated for cancer until your tumors are at least this big."
3. "Helen? Miss Thomas? You dropped your goiter!"
4. "Now, after you have ripped the child from your enemy's womb, twist the neck thusly..."
5. M'Chel shows what a Wall Street bonus will look like after four more years of Obamunism.
Best of Rodney Dill
Tuber? I don't even know her.
Best of HLam
"Yeah, I dropped this one this morning! Took me 15 minutes to fish it from the toilet. Ship it over to Ulbermann asap."
Best of Jack Reacher
"I didn't get a harrumph from that man, but he did give me a potato. So, yeah, we're good."
Threadwinner: dub
One potato two potato three potato chalk faced whore...
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"We secretly replaced Ms. Obama's husband with a freshly dug sweet potato. Let's watch and see if she can tell the difference."
Best of Jay Guevara
"He ain't heavy - he's my tuber."
Best of Passionate Conservative
"Where the F*ck do you put the damn batteries?"
No, Wait, This Is the Threadwinner: David
Farmville message: "Oh, no! One of Barry's negroes has escaped! Will you help them find it?"
Best of Submariner
Your gagh - it is no longer alive...
Best of mega
Arlen Spector's thigh actually tasted pretty good.
Best of blue
"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."
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"...you better tuck in that lip. Gonna get that caught on a tripwire."
Tuber? I don't even know her.
"Yeah, I dropped this one this morning! Took me 15 minutes to fish it from the toilet. Ship it over to Ulbermann asap."
"Barry, look what Kevin Jennings gave us. I don't think we will be making sweet potato pie with this."
Vinney
"Its a new product coming to the market, called GotYammit, to be service with Jebus Rice (supercarb) and Wholey Shittake mushrooms."
With iPods and iPads; Xboxes and PlayStations, yams becomes a distraction, a diversion, a form of entertainment.
"I didn't get a harrumph from that man, but he did give me a potato. So, yeah, we're good."
"Is this private enterprise? 'Cause I gotta tell you, it's messy, and kind of hard work. No wonder nobody I know wants it."
"I SAID 'excuse me.' Now, have you got a Kleenex or not?"
"When does it change into a butterfly?"
Thought bubble: "Mine's bigger."
One potato two potato three potato chalk faced whore...
"You'll never believe what they found during my proctology exam..."
In order to keep the press from attacking her, M'chelle prepares to eat a late term fetus....
Quick, give it to Barry so we can make the obvious Dick Tater jokes.
"We secretly replaced Ms. Obama's husband with a freshly dug sweet potato. Let's watch and see if she can tell the difference."
"It's a tragedy how obese this spud became at such an early age."
M'chel proudly exclaims, "See, I told you the blood of newborn white babies makes good fertilizer".
wv: genogati - devoid of any DNA...sorta like M'chel
How do I eat these? Raw! I grabs it in both hands like this, and then I eats it just like a watermelon.
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Don't think they make a yam baller, do they?
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Hell, this ain't dirty. Dirty is when that stupid Portuguese mutt rolls in cat crap in the Rose Garden after a heavy rain, then sneaks inside and rubs against my dresses... er drapes... and pees all over the Lincoln bedroom.
"I got your hope and change right here."
"He ain't heavy - he's my tuber."
"I feel a curious affinity for sharecropping."
"I'm sending this to that stuck-up Carla Bruni so she can make French fries out of it."
"Where the F*ck do you put the damn batteries?"
Farmville message: "Oh, no! One of Barry's negroes has escaped! Will you help them find it?"
"Shoulda seen the splash _this_ baby made!"
This one is going in my special pot.
"One more Democrat vote, comin' up!"
M'Chel looked surprised when Dan Quall asked her to spell it.
mmmmmm, mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm;
Barack Hussein O'Bama!
Your gagh - it is no longer alive...
Give me a few weeks with it and you'll see personality AND it will read fabulously off a teleprompter. I mean, look what I was able to do with Barry!
Yes; this IS my "Oh face."
"I TOL' you I di'n't know nothin' 'bout berthin' no babies..."
ADHEOA...
Do dis count as a Frankenvote?
Arlen Spector's thigh actually tasted pretty good.
A prime example that everything this government grows is ugly, dirty, and mishandled.
W/V: onongs = O nongs, the new name of sugar free yams?
In an offering of intergalactic hope n’ change, M’chelle offers to hatch a Klingon egg.
"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."
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