1. "I shall call you... Eduardo!"
2. "To save money under ObamaCare, you won't be treated for cancer until your tumors are at least this big."
3. "Helen? Miss Thomas? You dropped your goiter!"
4. "Now, after you have ripped the child from your enemy's womb, twist the neck thusly..."
5. M'Chel shows what a Wall Street bonus will look like after four more years of Obamunism.
Best of Rodney Dill
Tuber? I don't even know her.
Best of HLam
"Yeah, I dropped this one this morning! Took me 15 minutes to fish it from the toilet. Ship it over to Ulbermann asap."
Best of Jack Reacher
"I didn't get a harrumph from that man, but he did give me a potato. So, yeah, we're good."
One potato two potato three potato chalk faced whore...
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"We secretly replaced Ms. Obama's husband with a freshly dug sweet potato. Let's watch and see if she can tell the difference."
Best of Jay Guevara
"He ain't heavy - he's my tuber."
Best of Passionate Conservative
"Where the F*ck do you put the damn batteries?"
No, Wait, This Is the Threadwinner: David
Farmville message: "Oh, no! One of Barry's negroes has escaped! Will you help them find it?"
Best of Submariner
Your gagh - it is no longer alive...
Best of mega
Arlen Spector's thigh actually tasted pretty good.
Best of blue
"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."