Monday, May 17, 2010

Mrs. Potatohead

Jack Creature

1. "I shall call you... Eduardo!"

2. "To save money under ObamaCare, you won't be treated for cancer until your tumors are at least this big."

3. "Helen? Miss Thomas? You dropped your goiter!"

4. "Now, after you have ripped the child from your enemy's womb, twist the neck thusly..."

5. M'Chel shows what a Wall Street bonus will look like after four more years of Obamunism.

Best of Rodney Dill
Tuber? I don't even know her.

Best of HLam
"Yeah, I dropped this one this morning! Took me 15 minutes to fish it from the toilet. Ship it over to Ulbermann asap."

Best of Jack Reacher
"I didn't get a harrumph from that man, but he did give me a potato. So, yeah, we're good."

Threadwinner: dub
One potato two potato three potato chalk faced whore...

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"We secretly replaced Ms. Obama's husband with a freshly dug sweet potato. Let's watch and see if she can tell the difference."

Best of Jay Guevara
"He ain't heavy - he's my tuber."

Best of Passionate Conservative
"Where the F*ck do you put the damn batteries?"

No, Wait, This Is the Threadwinner: David
Farmville message: "Oh, no! One of Barry's negroes has escaped! Will you help them find it?"

Best of Submariner
Your gagh - it is no longer alive...

Best of mega
Arlen Spector's thigh actually tasted pretty good.

Best of blue
"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

39 comments:

curly said...

"...you better tuck in that lip. Gonna get that caught on a tripwire."

Rodney Dill said...

Tuber? I don't even know her.

HLam said...

"Yeah, I dropped this one this morning! Took me 15 minutes to fish it from the toilet. Ship it over to Ulbermann asap."

Anonymous said...

"Barry, look what Kevin Jennings gave us. I don't think we will be making sweet potato pie with this."

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

"Its a new product coming to the market, called GotYammit, to be service with Jebus Rice (supercarb) and Wholey Shittake mushrooms."

curly said...

With iPods and iPads; Xboxes and PlayStations, yams becomes a distraction, a diversion, a form of entertainment.

Jack Reacher said...

"I didn't get a harrumph from that man, but he did give me a potato. So, yeah, we're good."

Jack Reacher said...

"Is this private enterprise? 'Cause I gotta tell you, it's messy, and kind of hard work. No wonder nobody I know wants it."

Jack Reacher said...

"I SAID 'excuse me.' Now, have you got a Kleenex or not?"

Jack Reacher said...

"When does it change into a butterfly?"

David said...

Thought bubble: "Mine's bigger."

dub said...

One potato two potato three potato chalk faced whore...

dub said...

"You'll never believe what they found during my proctology exam..."

dub said...

In order to keep the press from attacking her, M'chelle prepares to eat a late term fetus....

dub said...

Quick, give it to Barry so we can make the obvious Dick Tater jokes.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"We secretly replaced Ms. Obama's husband with a freshly dug sweet potato. Let's watch and see if she can tell the difference."

dadoctah said...

"It's a tragedy how obese this spud became at such an early age."

jj said...

M'chel proudly exclaims, "See, I told you the blood of newborn white babies makes good fertilizer".

wv: genogati - devoid of any DNA...sorta like M'chel

Carpe Phlogiston said...

How do I eat these? Raw! I grabs it in both hands like this, and then I eats it just like a watermelon.

-OR-

Don't think they make a yam baller, do they?

-OR-

Hell, this ain't dirty. Dirty is when that stupid Portuguese mutt rolls in cat crap in the Rose Garden after a heavy rain, then sneaks inside and rubs against my dresses... er drapes... and pees all over the Lincoln bedroom.

Jay Guevara said...

"I got your hope and change right here."

Jay Guevara said...

"He ain't heavy - he's my tuber."

Jay Guevara said...

"I feel a curious affinity for sharecropping."

dadoctah said...

"I'm sending this to that stuck-up Carla Bruni so she can make French fries out of it."

Passionate Conservative said...

"Where the F*ck do you put the damn batteries?"

David said...

Farmville message: "Oh, no! One of Barry's negroes has escaped! Will you help them find it?"

Jay Guevara said...

"Shoulda seen the splash _this_ baby made!"

molson said...

This one is going in my special pot.

Jay Guevara said...

"One more Democrat vote, comin' up!"

Spin said...

M'Chel looked surprised when Dan Quall asked her to spell it.

Submariner said...

mmmmmm, mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm;
Barack Hussein O'Bama!

Submariner said...

Your gagh - it is no longer alive...

Submariner said...

Give me a few weeks with it and you'll see personality AND it will read fabulously off a teleprompter. I mean, look what I was able to do with Barry!

Submariner said...

Yes; this IS my "Oh face."

Submariner said...

"I TOL' you I di'n't know nothin' 'bout berthin' no babies..."




ADHEOA...

Submariner said...

Do dis count as a Frankenvote?

mega said...

Arlen Spector's thigh actually tasted pretty good.

Chevy Rose said...

A prime example that everything this government grows is ugly, dirty, and mishandled.

W/V: onongs = O nongs, the new name of sugar free yams?

curly said...

In an offering of intergalactic hope n’ change, M’chelle offers to hatch a Klingon egg.

blue said...

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."