Friday, May 28, 2010
1. "Oh, c'mon Yogi. What kind of sick intercourse would demean this adorable nature scene with second-rate bestiality-pedophilia references."
2. "Keep acting cute until we lure the hippies close enough to rip their throats out."
3. "No, not here in the open. Let's go beneath the trees where nobody sees. Then, we'll have our 'picnic.'"
4. "That 'Eiffel Tower' with Goldilocks was awesome! Gimme five, bro!"
5. "Do you see any trees around here? Take it into the woods, Winnie-the-Pooh!"
Best of Submariner
Dammit; if our nose tackle is begging for another breakfast at the campsite again, I'm gonna kick his a$$.
Best of Tim
That sound you hear is a million Furries fapping in their suits
Best of Adriane
It's just a rug, man. Really! It's nobody we know ...
Best of curly
“Life is full of opportunities for bears. Just look at our great aunt, Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan.”
Best of Julie the Jarhead
"Let's take the 'T' into Boston next weekend and make this official."
Best of Silhouette
"See? You have them and so do I. In fact, we have a RIGHT to bear arms."
Best of Jack Reacher
"I'm from the Federally-Managed Wildlife Habitat Area, and I'm here to help you."
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
I'm white, you are black - maybe our cub will grow up to be a community organizer!
Best of Matt the K
Having grown up in a Southern forest, the cubs' mixed marriage was frowned upon.