1. Think of this post as a dipstick to check our levels of Smelly Pirate Hooker captions.
2. "Told you she was fat. She done split the front of her outfit wide open." dub felt vindicated.
3. How nature says, "Here's $20, it's more than you're worth."
4. Chicago Bulls cheerleaders are Bad Ass in more ways than one.
5. The Breast Council has sponsored this ad to remind you that breasts exist.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
If the suit rips a little more, I;ll show you how to smoke this cigarette with my.....
Best of Army of Dad
Drew Barrymore is The Queen of Herpes, coming this summer.
Best of Submariner
Failed Ad Campaigns #3173:
Got Milk?
Best of blue
Does this eye patch make my butt look fat?
Best of dadoctah
"Hon? I'm just gonna give the sitter a ride home, if that's okay...."
Best of Jack Reacher
Stop; you had me at "In the park or in the car--twenty bucks either way."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Dr. Fistula picked the nurse's uniform to lessen anxiety among patients about to undergo colonoscopies and hernia exams.
Best of Vinney
Aaarrr, me hearties.
30 comments:
It was a nice outfit until Shelly's gut split the middle open.
Apparently not all black is slimming.
if the suit rips a little more, I;ll show you how to smoke this cigarette with my.....
Ginger pirate.
"OFF WITH HER HEAD!"
"Mom, I'd like you to meet.."
Drew Barrymore is The Queen of Herpes, coming this summer.
If reviewers just skimmed revisionist character changes the way congress passes lobbyist crafted bills:
1. Peter Pan's nemesis might become a rather coarse Cap'n Hooker.
2. Dr. No gets a sex change and becomes Dr. No F'ing Way.
3. Joker could turn Batwoman into Bitchwoman the feminazi to spread herpes throughout Gotham.
4. The Pillsbury Doughboy becomes the Pasty Doughy Woman.
5. Bicycle playing cards might replace the Kings with Butch Queens (Q of Hearts shown)
-OR-
Clara discovered yet another way that smoking's hazardous to health and why moms always yell, "Don't run in the house with a pointed object cause you'll poke your eye out!"
-OR-
Drinking and Lawmaking don't mix! - After a night of heavy tax free ale drinking, the tiny PRINCIPALITY OF SEALAND's new charter called for a black, white and red national HAG instead of FLAG. Ooopsie.
Nearly lost my lunch, thought it was Thursday!
Failed Ad Campaigns #3173:
Got Milk?
Betcha AoM has this outfit in 2 different cami patterns.
does this eye patch make my butt look fat?
No-no, you are getting it wrong, I am staring at your breasts, not your heart.
No one told the Russian inspector for the latest Nuclear Arms Reduction Treaty that she would have to smoke outside the ICBM silo...
AAAARRRR.....f
Mulder giggled, "That was the 'Red SHOE Diaries,' Sully."
"Hon? I'm just gonna give the sitter a ride home, if that's okay...."
Oh baby, beat me like a redheaded stepchild.
I wouldn't go after her; not because she's curvy but because she's got a big heart on.
Stop; you had me at "In the park or in the car--twenty bucks either way."
Looks like the Safe Schools Czar has his 2nd in command picked out.
Well blow me down, Matey.
One wonders what she was doing so much of that she had to take a cigarette break from it.
Darla took a part-time job as a US census taker, the perfect cover for her "We Do You At Home" massage therapy enterprise.
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Dr. Fistula picked the nurse's uniform to lessen anxiety among patients about to undergo colonoscopies and hernia exams.
Took 'em long enough, but eHarmony.com finally found me a match!
I can haz... moar body paint?
ATDLE
(and then dawns leotard exploded)
Chance of carrying Herpes ...around 86%.
Right. Like we all wouldn't go for a ride.
Aaarrr, me hearties.
Vinney
"...and so, you are zee super hero with zee very small penis? Well, I am zee superhero with zee sagging tits and zee flabby belly."
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