Psonic Phrog, ironically enough
1. Think of this post as a dipstick to check our levels of Smelly Pirate Hooker captions.
2. "Told you she was fat. She done split the front of her outfit wide open." dub felt vindicated.
3. How nature says, "Here's $20, it's more than you're worth."
4. Chicago Bulls cheerleaders are Bad Ass in more ways than one.
5. The Breast Council has sponsored this ad to remind you that breasts exist.
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If the suit rips a little more, I;ll show you how to smoke this cigarette with my.....
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Drew Barrymore is The Queen of Herpes, coming this summer.
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Failed Ad Campaigns #3173:
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Does this eye patch make my butt look fat?
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"Hon? I'm just gonna give the sitter a ride home, if that's okay...."
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Stop; you had me at "In the park or in the car--twenty bucks either way."
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Dr. Fistula picked the nurse's uniform to lessen anxiety among patients about to undergo colonoscopies and hernia exams.
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Aaarrr, me hearties.