Monday, May 10, 2010
Leave it to Obama to Find a Woman That Makes Janet Reno Look Like Tawny Kitaen (c. 1987)
1. At her confirmation hearings, Elena Kagan recounts how she won the bronze metal in shot put for the Soviet Team at the 1988 Olympics.
2. Like most trans-sexuals, Elena Kagan favors subtle accessories that draw the eye away from her man hands.
3. "Senator, it's very hard to answer your questions while that little Dutch boy keeps poking me."
4. After winning confirmation, Elena Kagan celebrates with her co-workers, Pat, Chris, and Terry.
5. "This one time, at the Leather Womyn's Retreat..."
My name is no longer Chastity, it's Chaz.
Best of curly
"That’s some pig!”: E. B. White Charlotte’s Web and Obama’s Charlatan’s Web shared several common themes.
Best of GregMan
Enough already with the pictures of that fat cow in Switzerland.
Best of HLam
Shrek testifies at his Supreme Court nomination hearing.
Best of Submariner
But why would a little piggy have roast beef without the mashed potatoes, gravy, creamed corn and buttered biscuits? That makes no sense, Senator.
Best of dub
(and then dubs eyes exploded)
Best of Submariner
Supreme Court nominees are like onions...
Best of dadoctah
The Napolitano Look is really taking the country by storm!
Best of sonicfrog
Dude.... that shirt material... I think she's wearing my old couch from college!
Best of metalgarth
I'm a big, angry, androgynous, something or other and I want a big cereal.
Assistant Threadwinner: dadoctah
English subtitle: "Enough! Throw the Jedi to the rancor!"
Best of prince of leaves
At this very moment, Lorne Michaels is on the phone with John Lovitz, negotiating a recurring guest role on SNL.
Best of Pedantius
Paul Blart: Supreme Court Justice
Best of Jay Guevara
"If I find whoever put the open can of tuna on the desk I'll pinch his balls off!"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Elena Kagan: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Senator: You said rape twice.
Elena Kagan: I like rape.