Friday, May 14, 2010

Job for a Crusader

Brender

1. Why you should never hold your Plushy convention next to a Ren Faire.

2. ORA: "Cybill Shepard! No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!"

3. "That Sullivan guy his demanding his something or other back."

4. "Geez, I can't believe you wanted to go to the Leather Womyn's Retreat when there's a veritable sexual smorgasbord here for the taking!"

5. "Well, we're from Enumclaw, so it will just be the horse you rode in on."

Best of dub
In medieval Russia, knights prefer poking dragons.....never mind....this is stupid. I got nothing.

Best of metalgarth
"Godzilla Goes Medival" was not what anybody expected

Best of dadoctah
"Take thou heed, Barney, for a similar fate awaits thee. And Spongebob too shouldst be wary."

Best of Vinney
In his dream to save two damsels in distress Sir Olbermann dispatches with Ye Worst Person of a Fortnight and he still can't get laid.

Best of dadoctah
That's what I love about this blog: lots of Saxon violence!

Best of dadoctah
"Aiieee, Gojira, big friggin' whoop...."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Extreme Rightwing's "take no gay prisoners" crusade took an unfortunate turn when one jihadist mistook the Florida Gators' mascot for a Teletubby.

Threadinner: molson
Have at ye in Hell gatorfag.

Best of Steve O
The Templars. Saving the world from self-animated plush dragons since 1,129.

Best of Rodney Dill
"I'm wounded, call Gator aid..."

22 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

St. George the Gator Slayer?

Anonymous said...

While looking for an appointment to the Round Table, a resourceful Sir Lancelot pandered for local support by making alligator hand bags for two comely village wenches.

Vinney

dub said...

In medieval Russia, knights prefer poking dragons.....never mind....this is stupid. I got nothing.

dub said...

Medieval Dub slays her before she can make it to Thursday.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Metaphor for Fox News, reused Connecticut social security numbers and disenchanted liberals standing idly by as a sacred Nobel Prize-winning cow gets skewered.

metalgarth said...

"Godzilla Goes Medival" was not what anybody expected

dadoctah said...

"Take thou heed, Barney, for a similar fate awaits thee. And Spongebob too shouldst be wary."

Anonymous said...

In his dream to save two damsels in distress Sir Olbermann dispatches with Ye Worst Person of a Fortnight and he still can't get laid.

Vinney

Submariner said...

Sir Rodney does to Barney what every Daddy has prayed for...

dadoctah said...

That's what I love about this blog: lots of Saxon violence!

dadoctah said...

"Aiieee, Gojira, big friggin' whoop...."

Kaptain Krude said...

Crocodile Hunter (Green)

Kaptain Krude said...

"And so ye die, foul varmint! Now, the fat guy from April 20th has challenged me to a sword fight. He has promised me a fat purse for my victory!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Little Known Factoid about Camelot: After Sir Lancelot boinked the slutty Guenevier, King Arthur demoted him to solid waste disposal apprentice, assigned the demeaning task of policing debris and roadkill in the courtyard.

WordVerify: nolimp - a failed viagra competitor?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Extreme Rightwing's "take no gay prisoners" crusade took an unfortunate turn when one jihadist mistook the Florida Gators' mascot for a Teletubby.

WordVerify: ressess - what young Gollum enjoyed most about elementary school.

Adriane said...

It’s not easy being green ...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

girl 1:"...now that Barney is dead that leaves the knight & the horse..I'll do the horse first and then we swap."



VW: adstiff

mpur said...

Well, that's one pair of Disney performer underwear that won't get re-used.

Submariner said...

Girl on right thawt bubble; "Look at the size of the frackin' shoes on that Gator; I wonder if what they say is true? Maybe I should ask him out for a drink after the show..."

molson said...

Have at ye in Hell gatorfag.

Steve O said...

The Templars. Saving the world from self-animated plush dragons since 1,129.

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm wounded, call Gator aid..."