Because he had complained about the poor quality of "gay Tuesday" offerings.
1. The other truckers thought Ramblin' Rick's hood ornament was fabulous!
2. Superbottom's buttocks could stop a speeding semi, but his farts were wicked hard on his Fruit of the Looms.
3. You ever have that dream where you have to throw yourself in front of a truck and you're wearing nothing but shredded underwear? Also, you're gay?
4. Ang Lee remakes Maximum Overdrive.
5. After coming out on the Ellen Degenerate Show, Optimus Prime shows up at Cannes with his new boy-toy.
Best of Vinney
The Home Owner's Association new construction committee was upset with Ricky Martin's lawn jockey.
Best of sonicfrog
Well, looks like the role of "The Humongus", has been cast for the Ang Lee remake of "The Road Warrior".
Best of Matt the K
Tonite only at ManTrap, dancing for your pleasure, Mr. Peter Built.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The constipation was getting so bad his thighs were bulging, so a desperate Henrik ran from the bathroom and sought relief by jumping in front of a truck.
Best of Submariner
Aquaman is STILL gayer...
Best of Silhouette
If that's a man, why does he have a volvo?
Best of molson
Roid rage against the machine.
Best of Mr. Hankey
NBC remakes "BJ & The Bear". Guess who plays BJ?
Best of dadoctah
That's it! I'm canceling Casual Fridays!