Tuesday, May 18, 2010

I Hope Sonic Frog Is Satisfied

Because he had complained about the poor quality of "gay Tuesday" offerings.

1. The other truckers thought Ramblin' Rick's hood ornament was fabulous!

2. Superbottom's buttocks could stop a speeding semi, but his farts were wicked hard on his Fruit of the Looms.

3. You ever have that dream where you have to throw yourself in front of a truck and you're wearing nothing but shredded underwear? Also, you're gay?

4. Ang Lee remakes Maximum Overdrive.

5. After coming out on the Ellen Degenerate Show, Optimus Prime shows up at Cannes with his new boy-toy.

Best of Vinney
The Home Owner's Association new construction committee was upset with Ricky Martin's lawn jockey.

Best of sonicfrog
Well, looks like the role of "The Humongus", has been cast for the Ang Lee remake of "The Road Warrior".

Best of Matt the K
Tonite only at ManTrap, dancing for your pleasure, Mr. Peter Built.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The constipation was getting so bad his thighs were bulging, so a desperate Henrik ran from the bathroom and sought relief by jumping in front of a truck.

Best of Submariner
Aquaman is STILL gayer...

Best of Silhouette
If that's a man, why does he have a volvo?

Best of molson
Roid rage against the machine.

Best of Mr. Hankey
NBC remakes "BJ & The Bear". Guess who plays BJ?

Best of dadoctah
That's it! I'm canceling Casual Fridays!

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Home Owner's Association new construction committee was upset with Ricky Martin's lawn jockey.

Vinney

sonicfrog said...

Well, looks like the role of "The Humongus", has been cast for the Ang Lee remake of "The Road Warrior".

PS. Unlike other remakes, I for one, am really looking forward to seeing this one.

sonicfrog said...

Just one word..... Better.

Anonymous said...

Those gay truckers add the weirdest stuff to their trucks.

Matt the K said...

Tonite only at ManTrap, dancing for your pleasure, Mr. Peter Built.

molson said...

Roid rage is hell on the BVD's.

molson said...

It's a trap!

molson said...

Do not want!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I wonder if "Service is Not Available" means obamalama is looking for detractors he can detain indefinitely?




Nobody was surprised when V's idea of a "Tuesday is HunkDay" for AoM's personal amusement was met with scornfully derisive CAPTIONS.

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As plows arrived to herd the bridesmaids to another pasture, Fat Franny's son leapt in front to save his ma, only to become a Mac truck emblem.

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The constipation was getting so bad his thighs were bulging, so a desperate Henrik ran from the bathroom and sought relief by jumping in front of a truck.

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Always remember.... look BOTH ways before crossing the streets of San Francisco.

Tim said...

*trying to think of caption...but cough* .... I'll be right back

Submariner said...

Aquaman is STILL gayer...

Submariner said...

The only thing that would make AoM happier is putting him in a Mean Green uniform. Or maybe out of it and in her boudoir...

Silhouette said...

If that's a man, why does he have a volvo?

dadoctah said...

See, now, *this* is why I object to valet parking.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

CDC reports outbreaks of crabs bad enough to shred BVDs! Be alert for the chitinous sound of scuttling feet and tiny pincers ripping fabric.

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The military rethinks the new "don't ask, don't look, don't point, don't laugh, don't tell" policy.


WordVerify: detrater - can't swing a dead cat in the Capitol Rotunda without hitting one.

My sweetie says some of my old shirts look like that, but if my underwear ever gets that bad, she's leaving me.

Submariner said...

Intern tip o' the day;
Do NOT have the Senate Bean Soup for lunch in the cafeteria...

Submariner said...

Not satisfied by Gerbils anymore, Greg Louganis attempts a Volvo Diesel.

Mr. Hankey said...

Kyle goes to Jiffy Lube to get lubed-up.

dub said...

See kids, crabs is no laughing matter.

molson said...

Roid rage against the machine.

Mr. Hankey said...

These truck stop whores are getting a little more brazen.

Mr. Hankey said...

NBC remakes "BJ & The Bear". Guess who plays BJ?

Mr. Hankey said...

Kyle uses his own methods of keeping interstate commerce out of Arizona.

dadoctah said...

That's it! I'm canceling Casual Fridays!

dadoctah said...

"Welcome to our state. Are you transporting any agricultural products?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Fruit of the Loom?

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This is what happens after one washing when Hanes decides to outsource to China.