1. What critics took for performance art was actually just Yoko Ono's advancing senility.
2. Um, mom... none of those things is actually going to help your glaucoma.
3. Tonight on the E! Celebrity Cautionary Example: Margaret Cho.
4. Ming Lee was beginning to suspect her optometrist was a quack.
5. "Keith Olbermann makes so much more sense when you're on mescaline."
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7:23 am, teacher's lounge, Ward Churchill Elementary.
Best of curly
My new crack-goggles and -earphones make watching CNN a snap!
Best of Mr Hankey
New White House interns are having to be even more inventive with their use of cigars.
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"Blow it out your ear!"
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Sadly this seems to be one of the few ways we get to see a smoking woman on here.
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...and with that Gertrude became the oldest member of the sorority.
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♪.."Smoking in the nail salon and they are smoking in the laundry too"..♪
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George Michael was a bit disappointed when his Google search for "Smokin' hot nuts in the eye, fag in the ear" came up with this.
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And what we see is just above her waist.
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And what we see is just above her waist.
Vinney
And what we see is just above her waist.
Vinney
Towlie approves.
Nothin'
Nothin'
Jus' burnin' the doobie at both ends, havin' a Bud.
You?
7:23 am, teacher's lounge, Ward Churchill Elementary.
Shortly thereafter, Grandma got run over by a John Deere.
"Sorry; Obamacare still doesn't make sense."
"Start the Methadone drip."
Medical marijuana gets weird.
The first time Kim Kim refused dear leader he plucked out her left eye. After that Kim Kim was more than happy to be dear leader's ashtray.
♪.."They said someday you'll find
All who love are blind
Oh, when your heart's on fire
You must realize
Smoke gets in your eyes"..♪
Thought bubble: "Got a good seat. Good thing I got here for the Obama rally."
Mind if I smoke?
Unfortunately, the rumors that smoking will keep ultra-liberal moonbat Obama supporters at bay were recently disproven.
Since Bob’s sex change operation didn’t provide the plumbing necessary for spontaneous queef production, his new Mary persona overcompensates by continuously burning tuna incense.
My new crack-goggles and -earphones make watching CNN a snap!
New White House interns are having to be even more inventive with their use of cigars.
Smoking shortens life. Being smoked extends the shelflife of salmon and trout. Why can't the FDA get this straight?
-OR-
Little Known Cigar Factoid:
Ear candling has been debunked, but Chinese cigar manufacturers are hiring gullible fans of the practice to put waxy/plastic tips on cheap smokes.
-OR-
"Blow it out your ear!"
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Sadly this seems to be one of the few ways we get to see a smoking woman on here.
^ that one works better with "smokin" instead of "smoking". Fail.
...and with that Gertrude became the oldest member of the sorority.
♪.."Smoking in the nail salon and they are smoking in the laundry too"..♪
"Doctor doctor, Mr. MD, can you tell me, what's burning on me?"
Phong Lee was incensed by the new anti-immigrant law in Arizona.
It's a new treatment for certain--er--*chronic* conditions.
Who knew that Xian Shen's 'Happy Lucky Son-in-Law Repellent' would sell like hotcakes?
George Michael was a bit disappointed when his Google search for "Smokin' hot nuts in the eye, fag in the ear" came up with this.
And here, we get a behind the scenes look at the drafting of the new Financial Reform bill.
How to speak Australian: "Multi-tasking."
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