1. What critics took for performance art was actually just Yoko Ono's advancing senility.
2. Um, mom... none of those things is actually going to help your glaucoma.
3. Tonight on the E! Celebrity Cautionary Example: Margaret Cho.
4. Ming Lee was beginning to suspect her optometrist was a quack.
5. "Keith Olbermann makes so much more sense when you're on mescaline."
Best of Submariner
7:23 am, teacher's lounge, Ward Churchill Elementary.
Best of curly
My new crack-goggles and -earphones make watching CNN a snap!
Best of Mr Hankey
New White House interns are having to be even more inventive with their use of cigars.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Blow it out your ear!"
Best of dub
Sadly this seems to be one of the few ways we get to see a smoking woman on here.
Best of Double the U
...and with that Gertrude became the oldest member of the sorority.
Best of Army of Dad
♪.."Smoking in the nail salon and they are smoking in the laundry too"..♪
Best of Matt the K
George Michael was a bit disappointed when his Google search for "Smokin' hot nuts in the eye, fag in the ear" came up with this.