Tuesday, May 18, 2010

How Nature Says...


1. "Oh, don't be such a worrywart, mom. I'm sure all the other kids in middle school will respect and appreciate my need for self-expression."

2. "But I don't wanna wear Army of Mom's outfits to school."

3. No one ever imagined that one day Billy would be the Republican Candidate for Congress from Florida's 20th District.

4. "Who let Barney Frank design the Junior ROTC uniforms?"

5. "Guess what, mom! My costume won! I'm gonna be NBC's new mascot! Keith Olbermann's going to meet me at midnight at a freeway rest stop to give me my prize!"

Best of Matt the K
Justin Bieber made a fatal career mistake when he hired Billy Squire's video director.

Best of molson
Oh sweet pickles not another coming out party.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Dear Ann Landers.... I hate you.

Best of HLam
Heard from every Mummer in Philadelphia..."Hey, I HAVE that outfit!"

Threadwinner: dadoctah
"You know that superhero Kick-Ass? I'm sort of the reciprocal equivalent; the yin to his yang, if you will."

Best of Jay Guevara
Who knew Starfleet Academy was in San Francisco?

Best of Submariner
"Fa schizzle, ma nizzel;" Larry's attempt at being down with the homies at the Mission was a guaranteed train-wreck about to happen once he watched Snoop on MTV...

Best of Oiao
"Can I has State Funded gender reassignment next year?"

Best of GregMan
Barney Frank specifically asked for this kid to get on his lawn.

Best of Mr. Hankey
...why yes...I 'do' have two dads.

Best of dub
Yes they're sequins, they're real, and they're fabulous.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

After wearing his costume, Tommie had this desire to visit a Turkish prison.

Vinney

Double the U said...

Sometimes you are Robin Hood,
sometimes your one of his merry men.

Matt the K said...

"But I'm not Gay!"

Justin Bieber made a fatal career mistake when he hired Billy Squire's video director.

molson said...

Oh sweet pickles not another coming out party.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dear Ann Landers.... I hate you.

-OR-

Dear Penthouse, it all began in 6th grade when my Mom convinced me it'd be okay to accept a gay role in the school play.

-OR-

Rationalization Things a young kid will do to justify hanging around the girl's locker room.

HLam said...

Heard from every Mummer in Philadelphia..."Hey, I HAVE that outfit!"

dadoctah said...

"You know that superhero Kick-Ass? I'm sort of the reciprocal equivalent; the yin to his yang, if you will."

divine miss m said...

Somewhere, Johnny Weir is smiling.

metalgarth said...

But it's what the safe school czar told me to wear!

Jay Guevara said...

Who knew Starfleet Academy was in San Francisco?

Submariner said...

But, but, but, these are my FAVORITE jammies!

Submariner said...

I got the damn baby in the King cake, OK?

Submariner said...

AoM? You'll save me and make a man out of me, won't you?

Submariner said...

When you say "The Secretary of State likes her Thanksgiving dinner well dressed," what EXACTLY do you mean?

Submariner said...

Cu-cu-ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson...

Submariner said...

"Fa schizzle, ma nizzel;"

Larry's attempt at being down with the homies at the Mission was a guaranteed train-wreck about to happen once he watched Snoop on MTV...

Oiao said...

"Can I has State Funded gender reassignment next year?"

or,

No worries since Obamacare will give him a free State funded gender reassignment.

Word Ver: blesseme

and I did!

Spin said...

Sir Ben of Dover.

Eric said...

Hell is for children, in every liberal utopia.

Chevy Rose said...

New Crime Of Recession: Rag clothing made from remments of 'ripped off' truckers.

W/V-chout = heard in wabbit pens.

GregMan said...

Barney Frank specifically asked for this kid to get on his lawn.

GregMan said...

"Let me tell you about Rand Paul!"

GregMan said...

Well thank Heaven that costume has sparkly wings, otherwise it would have looked way too ghey.

blue said...

"...and when I grow up I want to be a gay trucker just like the guy in the picture below!"

Mr. Hankey said...

...why yes...I 'do' have two dads.

dub said...

Yes they're sequins, they're real, and they're fabulous.

dadoctah said...

It could be worse. He could want to grow up and be a prop comic.