1. "Oh, don't be such a worrywart, mom. I'm sure all the other kids in middle school will respect and appreciate my need for self-expression."
2. "But I don't wanna wear Army of Mom's outfits to school."
3. No one ever imagined that one day Billy would be the Republican Candidate for Congress from Florida's 20th District.
4. "Who let Barney Frank design the Junior ROTC uniforms?"
5. "Guess what, mom! My costume won! I'm gonna be NBC's new mascot! Keith Olbermann's going to meet me at midnight at a freeway rest stop to give me my prize!"
Best of Matt the K
Justin Bieber made a fatal career mistake when he hired Billy Squire's video director.
Best of molson
Oh sweet pickles not another coming out party.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Dear Ann Landers.... I hate you.
Best of HLam
Heard from every Mummer in Philadelphia..."Hey, I HAVE that outfit!"
Threadwinner: dadoctah
"You know that superhero Kick-Ass? I'm sort of the reciprocal equivalent; the yin to his yang, if you will."
Best of Jay Guevara
Who knew Starfleet Academy was in San Francisco?
Best of Submariner
"Fa schizzle, ma nizzel;" Larry's attempt at being down with the homies at the Mission was a guaranteed train-wreck about to happen once he watched Snoop on MTV...
Best of Oiao
"Can I has State Funded gender reassignment next year?"
Best of GregMan
Barney Frank specifically asked for this kid to get on his lawn.
Best of Mr. Hankey
...why yes...I 'do' have two dads.
Best of dub
Yes they're sequins, they're real, and they're fabulous.
27 comments:
After wearing his costume, Tommie had this desire to visit a Turkish prison.
Vinney
Sometimes you are Robin Hood,
sometimes your one of his merry men.
"But I'm not Gay!"
Justin Bieber made a fatal career mistake when he hired Billy Squire's video director.
Oh sweet pickles not another coming out party.
Dear Ann Landers.... I hate you.
-OR-
Dear Penthouse, it all began in 6th grade when my Mom convinced me it'd be okay to accept a gay role in the school play.
-OR-
Rationalization Things a young kid will do to justify hanging around the girl's locker room.
Heard from every Mummer in Philadelphia..."Hey, I HAVE that outfit!"
"You know that superhero Kick-Ass? I'm sort of the reciprocal equivalent; the yin to his yang, if you will."
Somewhere, Johnny Weir is smiling.
But it's what the safe school czar told me to wear!
Who knew Starfleet Academy was in San Francisco?
But, but, but, these are my FAVORITE jammies!
I got the damn baby in the King cake, OK?
AoM? You'll save me and make a man out of me, won't you?
When you say "The Secretary of State likes her Thanksgiving dinner well dressed," what EXACTLY do you mean?
Cu-cu-ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson...
"Fa schizzle, ma nizzel;"
Larry's attempt at being down with the homies at the Mission was a guaranteed train-wreck about to happen once he watched Snoop on MTV...
"Can I has State Funded gender reassignment next year?"
or,
No worries since Obamacare will give him a free State funded gender reassignment.
Word Ver: blesseme
and I did!
Sir Ben of Dover.
Hell is for children, in every liberal utopia.
New Crime Of Recession: Rag clothing made from remments of 'ripped off' truckers.
W/V-chout = heard in wabbit pens.
Barney Frank specifically asked for this kid to get on his lawn.
"Let me tell you about Rand Paul!"
Well thank Heaven that costume has sparkly wings, otherwise it would have looked way too ghey.
"...and when I grow up I want to be a gay trucker just like the guy in the picture below!"
...why yes...I 'do' have two dads.
Yes they're sequins, they're real, and they're fabulous.
It could be worse. He could want to grow up and be a prop comic.
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