Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Hank Randolph, Fish Levitator

Brender

1. Hank tries and fails to talk a suicidal fish back into the water.

2. " I rebuke thee, levitating demon fish!!"

3. Hank was so good he could lure fish right out of the water. He was truly a master baiter.

4. "Dammit! The aliens are stealing my fish again!"

5. "So Long and Thanks for All the Me!"

Best of dub
Sturgeon are truly amazing fish...capable of fighting up strong currents to get to their spawning beds, and shitting a fisherman.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Look how rich America is, here we throw fish away while in Somalia they wear fish for clothes!!

Best of blue
before joining the border patrol, Ted is required to practice Catch & Release

Best of Matt the K
Every spring the salmon gather in wonder to witness the Spawning of the Rednecks.

Best of prince of leaves
Evolution takes a bizarre turn, as fish mutated by the nuclear power plant spontaneously develop the capability for winged flight.

Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
"What's that Bassie? Timmy's stuck in a dry well? Lead the way girl."

Best of Submariner
The dam broke, go get Aquaman!

20 comments:

dub said...

Sturgeon are truly amazing fish...capable of fighting up strong currents to get to their spawning beds, and shitting a fisherman.

dub said...

Eeewwww....get out of here, you smell like my wifes panties.

Anonymous said...

For years Hank had convinced friends and neighbors he was a gynecologist. Little did they know.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Madonna's comeback song "Like a sturgeon"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Look how rich America is, here we throw fish away while in Somalia they wear fish for clothes!!

blue said...

before joining the border patrol, Ted is required to practice Catch & Release

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Proof that sometimes the one that got away really was THIS big.

-OR-

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Something was awfully fishy about the Canadian bid for a military pilotless drone contract; but, you know the Pentagon, they took the bait... hook, line and sinker.

dub said...

Frank timed his sturgeon release with Rosie O'Donnells queef.

Matt the K said...

Every spring the salmon gather in wonder to witness the Spawning of the Rednecks.

prince of leaves said...

Evolution takes a bizarre turn, as fish mutated by the nuclear power plant spontaneously develop the capability for winged flight.

Rodney Dill said...

"What's that Bassie? Timmy's stuck in a dry well? Lead the way girl."

Submariner said...

Pardon me whilst I whip dis out...

Submariner said...

Later, Slash would regale the roe with fish tails about the "giants on the edge" that ripped your lips off then cast you back into the waters...

Rodney Dill said...


and they swam and they swam all over the dam.

Rodney Dill said...

There goes the dam fish.

Mr. Hankey said...

Arizona border control demostrate that they are able to perform catch & release - that is when proper papers are shown.

molson said...

Great just great. So you let them damn thing go right after I got the bread crumbs.

Matt the K said...

Matt Damon, starring in "The Fish Whisperer"

Submariner said...

Larry's trouser trout was a thing to behold!

Submariner said...

The dam broke, go get Aquaman!