1. Hank tries and fails to talk a suicidal fish back into the water.
2. " I rebuke thee, levitating demon fish!!"
3. Hank was so good he could lure fish right out of the water. He was truly a master baiter.
4. "Dammit! The aliens are stealing my fish again!"
5. "So Long and Thanks for All the Me!"
Best of dub
Sturgeon are truly amazing fish...capable of fighting up strong currents to get to their spawning beds, and shitting a fisherman.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Look how rich America is, here we throw fish away while in Somalia they wear fish for clothes!!
Best of blue
before joining the border patrol, Ted is required to practice Catch & Release
Best of Matt the K
Every spring the salmon gather in wonder to witness the Spawning of the Rednecks.
Best of prince of leaves
Evolution takes a bizarre turn, as fish mutated by the nuclear power plant spontaneously develop the capability for winged flight.
Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
"What's that Bassie? Timmy's stuck in a dry well? Lead the way girl."
Best of Submariner
The dam broke, go get Aquaman!
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Sturgeon are truly amazing fish...capable of fighting up strong currents to get to their spawning beds, and shitting a fisherman.
Eeewwww....get out of here, you smell like my wifes panties.
For years Hank had convinced friends and neighbors he was a gynecologist. Little did they know.
Vinney
Madonna's comeback song "Like a sturgeon"
Look how rich America is, here we throw fish away while in Somalia they wear fish for clothes!!
before joining the border patrol, Ted is required to practice Catch & Release
Proof that sometimes the one that got away really was THIS big.
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Something was awfully fishy about the Canadian bid for a military pilotless drone contract; but, you know the Pentagon, they took the bait... hook, line and sinker.
Frank timed his sturgeon release with Rosie O'Donnells queef.
Every spring the salmon gather in wonder to witness the Spawning of the Rednecks.
Evolution takes a bizarre turn, as fish mutated by the nuclear power plant spontaneously develop the capability for winged flight.
"What's that Bassie? Timmy's stuck in a dry well? Lead the way girl."
Pardon me whilst I whip dis out...
Later, Slash would regale the roe with fish tails about the "giants on the edge" that ripped your lips off then cast you back into the waters...
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and they swam and they swam all over the dam.
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There goes the dam fish.
Arizona border control demostrate that they are able to perform catch & release - that is when proper papers are shown.
Great just great. So you let them damn thing go right after I got the bread crumbs.
Matt Damon, starring in "The Fish Whisperer"
Larry's trouser trout was a thing to behold!
The dam broke, go get Aquaman!
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