1. President-for-Life Obama's birthday celebrations in 2026 were relatively subdued compared with the past, owing to the 19th year of national recession.
2. You can always tell when the American Federation of Teachers is holding a convention.
3. Minneapolis went all out in its efforts to lure the 2012 Democratic National Convention.
4. The Communist Transvestite convention was accidentally scheduled the same week as the DNC convention. Fortunately, no one noticed.
5. Hookers for the Democrat National Convention know their johns pretty damn well.
Best of blue
The ObamaCorps dances up a storm during the recruitment drive.
Best of Matt the K
Apparently, some mail-order brides are sent BACK.
Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
"Screw you.... we work for Mel Brooks."
Best of Jay Guevara
Jackbooty call.
Best of Mr. Hankey
...and then Obama woke up.
Best of Submariner
I don't really get the symbolism but I think I might like the musical version of "Reds." But when does Pete Rose do 'em?
Best of Submariner
MSNBC is celebrating 65 years in the biz? Who would've guessed they are that old?
Assistant Threadwinner: Jason
Look its the rest of Jesse James' mistresses
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
To save money, the US Army plans to purchase these same Russian uniforms for all new Don't Ask, We Can Tell recruits.
Best of Vinney
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We're gonna do it!"
Best of dadoctah
Worst. ABBA cover band. ever.
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The ObamaCorps dances up a storm during the recruitment drive.
Hey! the one in the black skirt isn't wearing panties!!
Oh, show me round your snow peaked
mountain way down south
Take me to you daddy's farm
Let me hear you balalaika's ringing out
Come and keep your comrade warm
I'm back in the USSR
Saturday morning inspections at the 56th Regiment were something else. Just what were they inspecting? Haircuts?
Vinney
The latest expansion of "It's a Small World" was a huge hit.
Nope, Mohammed's not hiding up there either.
The true source of global earthquakes is discovered when the Thunder-Thigh Brigade performed.
65...its like 69 but you only have a 2" weiner.
In Soviet Russia, boots wear you.
Apparently, some mail-order brides are sent BACK.
"Screw you.... we work for Mel Brooks."
Berkeley Republicans launch their re-branding campaign.
Jackbooty call.
Factoid #371 - Riverdance is not an Irish creation! A Beluga caviar processor witnessed Italian grape stompers during WWII and came up with a way to wring every egg out of a sturgeon.
-OR-
Unlike Las Vegas strippers in its US sister city, Las Volga showgirls just field strip SKS rifles during each performance.
...and then Obama woke up.
Secretary Clinton smiled to herself; "The '11 State Department intern uniforms are perfect!"
I don't really get the symbolism but I think I might like the musical version of "Reds." But when does Pete Rose do 'em?
MSNBC is celebrating 65 years in the biz? Who would've guessed they are that old?
Look its the rest of Jesse James' mistresses
Tragically, the "Sputniks" were no match for the "Rockettes."
In Soviet Russia, Thursdays find you!
"Sorry soldier boy, it's a 'Red October" tonight."
PARTY GIRLS!!!
Two Left Feet!
The 2 Bolshevikettes who couldn't keep in step with the others won 20 years in an Arthur Murray dance gulag.
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To save money, the US Army plans to purchase these same Russian uniforms for all new Don't Ask, We Can Tell recruits.
-OR-
The Battle of the Bulge is still being fought all along this Russian front.
I LOVE this song!
♪ Have a... tequila. ♪
♫ Have A... Tequila. ♪
♪ HAVE A... TEQUILA...♫
What happens in the Obama White House, stays in the Obama White House.
As the fall of the Soviet Union drew closer the KGB tried for a younger, hipper image.
If Tailgunner Joe McCarthy had seen these chicks he wouldn't have been such a tough anti-communist.
Members of the Alger Hiss Dance Club at UC-Berkeley try out their new routine.
The line to the ladies room was so backed up, the girls had to do something to keep it in.
Vinney
ORA:
♪ Sprintime, for Stalin, and Stalingrad...♪
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We're gonna do it!"
Vinney
Don't ask don't tell Russian style.
Worst. ABBA cover band. ever.
The "65 Days Since Humiliating The US AGAIN By Refusing To Support An Iran Sanctions Reslution" party included an amusing - and sexy - rendition of kneeing the US administration in the nuts until it fell over in impotent pain.
♪ Don't turn around, uh-oh ♪
♪ Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh♪
Queefilicious!
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