Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Hail Communism

Brender

1. President-for-Life Obama's birthday celebrations in 2026 were relatively subdued compared with the past, owing to the 19th year of national recession.

2. You can always tell when the American Federation of Teachers is holding a convention.

3. Minneapolis went all out in its efforts to lure the 2012 Democratic National Convention.

4. The Communist Transvestite convention was accidentally scheduled the same week as the DNC convention. Fortunately, no one noticed.

5. Hookers for the Democrat National Convention know their johns pretty damn well.

Best of blue
The ObamaCorps dances up a storm during the recruitment drive.

Best of Matt the K
Apparently, some mail-order brides are sent BACK.

Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
"Screw you.... we work for Mel Brooks."

Best of Jay Guevara
Jackbooty call.

Best of Mr. Hankey
...and then Obama woke up.

Best of Submariner
I don't really get the symbolism but I think I might like the musical version of "Reds." But when does Pete Rose do 'em?

Best of Submariner
MSNBC is celebrating 65 years in the biz? Who would've guessed they are that old?

Assistant Threadwinner: Jason
Look its the rest of Jesse James' mistresses

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
To save money, the US Army plans to purchase these same Russian uniforms for all new Don't Ask, We Can Tell recruits.

Best of Vinney
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We're gonna do it!"

Best of dadoctah
Worst. ABBA cover band. ever.

38 comments:

blue said...

The ObamaCorps dances up a storm during the recruitment drive.

blue said...

Hey! the one in the black skirt isn't wearing panties!!

censors hip said...

Oh, show me round your snow peaked
mountain way down south
Take me to you daddy's farm
Let me hear you balalaika's ringing out
Come and keep your comrade warm
I'm back in the USSR

Anonymous said...

Saturday morning inspections at the 56th Regiment were something else. Just what were they inspecting? Haircuts?

Vinney

dadoctah said...

The latest expansion of "It's a Small World" was a huge hit.

dub said...

Nope, Mohammed's not hiding up there either.

dub said...

The true source of global earthquakes is discovered when the Thunder-Thigh Brigade performed.

dub said...

65...its like 69 but you only have a 2" weiner.

Matt the K said...

In Soviet Russia, boots wear you.

Matt the K said...

Apparently, some mail-order brides are sent BACK.

Rodney Dill said...

"Screw you.... we work for Mel Brooks."

Jay Guevara said...

Berkeley Republicans launch their re-branding campaign.

Jay Guevara said...

Jackbooty call.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Factoid #371 - Riverdance is not an Irish creation! A Beluga caviar processor witnessed Italian grape stompers during WWII and came up with a way to wring every egg out of a sturgeon.

-OR-

Unlike Las Vegas strippers in its US sister city, Las Volga showgirls just field strip SKS rifles during each performance.

Mr. Hankey said...

...and then Obama woke up.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Secretary Clinton smiled to herself; "The '11 State Department intern uniforms are perfect!"

Submariner said...

I don't really get the symbolism but I think I might like the musical version of "Reds." But when does Pete Rose do 'em?

Submariner said...

MSNBC is celebrating 65 years in the biz? Who would've guessed they are that old?

Jason said...

Look its the rest of Jesse James' mistresses

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Tragically, the "Sputniks" were no match for the "Rockettes."

Army of Dad said...

In Soviet Russia, Thursdays find you!

Army of Dad said...

"Sorry soldier boy, it's a 'Red October" tonight."

dadoctah said...

PARTY GIRLS!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Two Left Feet!
The 2 Bolshevikettes who couldn't keep in step with the others won 20 years in an Arthur Murray dance gulag.

-OR-

To save money, the US Army plans to purchase these same Russian uniforms for all new Don't Ask, We Can Tell recruits.

-OR-

The Battle of the Bulge is still being fought all along this Russian front.

Submariner said...

I LOVE this song!

♪ Have a... tequila. ♪
Have A... Tequila.
HAVE A... TEQUILA...

GregMan said...

What happens in the Obama White House, stays in the Obama White House.

GregMan said...

As the fall of the Soviet Union drew closer the KGB tried for a younger, hipper image.

GregMan said...

If Tailgunner Joe McCarthy had seen these chicks he wouldn't have been such a tough anti-communist.

GregMan said...

Members of the Alger Hiss Dance Club at UC-Berkeley try out their new routine.

Anonymous said...

The line to the ladies room was so backed up, the girls had to do something to keep it in.

Vinney

Submariner said...

ORA:

♪ Sprintime, for Stalin, and Stalingrad...♪

Anonymous said...

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We're gonna do it!"

Vinney

molson said...

Don't ask don't tell Russian style.

dadoctah said...

Worst. ABBA cover band. ever.

mega said...

The "65 Days Since Humiliating The US AGAIN By Refusing To Support An Iran Sanctions Reslution" party included an amusing - and sexy - rendition of kneeing the US administration in the nuts until it fell over in impotent pain.

Submariner said...

♪ Don't turn around, uh-oh ♪
♪ Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh♪

curly said...

Queefilicious!