1. Thing has been hanging out with the Kennedies way too long.
2. "They are spectacular, but I can't tell if they're real yet."
3. Week Four of Ex-Gay therapy, "touching a woman" was where most washed out.
4. "Oh, I don't mind. I'm used to it. I did an internship with David Letterman."
5. "Oh, hi Uncle Fred. Yeah, I have grown up into a fine young lady. So, you still have to check in with the local police every time you move?"
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Bill Clinton's secret desire after the presidency was to become a carny and guess girls bra sizes.
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Timmy will brag to his friends that he got to 2nd base.
Jane will look puzzled and ask, "Timmy who?"
Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?
Handjob, the "PG" rated version.
Worst.Deformity.Ever.
Shelly's Hand is not nearly as interesting as Kate's Hoof.
In this upcoming low-budget horror film, surgeons graft the right hand of an executed killer onto the left shoulder of a prom queen. Hijinks ensue.
Cheryl was mighty peeved when she learned the "cup size facilitator" wasn't actually employed by the store.
Okay, now will all priests who support our open letter to the pope demanding an end to celibacy please raise your hands?
Eh, a bit higher if you don't mind, Father Flannigan.
I'm not saying she waves funny, but habitually patting herself on the back has begun to affect Sonya's posture.
Willie knew how to do the Hand Jive
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