1. Thing has been hanging out with the Kennedies way too long.
2. "They are spectacular, but I can't tell if they're real yet."
3. Week Four of Ex-Gay therapy, "touching a woman" was where most washed out.
4. "Oh, I don't mind. I'm used to it. I did an internship with David Letterman."
5. "Oh, hi Uncle Fred. Yeah, I have grown up into a fine young lady. So, you still have to check in with the local police every time you move?"