1. Curious George never should have started hanging out with Lindsay Lohan.
2. "Soylent Green is made out of Orangutans!"
3. This is what happens when you dress for a Plushy Convention and it turns out to be a Cop Uniform Fetish Convention.
4. "I'm a progressive blogger! I have a Constitutional Right to fling feces at Sarah Palin!"
5. "This is a madhouse! A madhouse!"
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“C‘mon Mrs. Obama. It’s time for your meds.”
Dennis Blair's resignation did not go as easily as some had hoped.
Rick Sanchez arrested again for DUI.
Vinney
That'll teach those dirty apes not to get off my lawn!
Get your hands off me, you damned hairless apes!
Andy Dick really needs to get some help.
Bad apes, bad apes.
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Vinney
I don't care HOW you're dressed, Senator Mikulski. You still can't sit around the zoo and masturbate in public.
SWING PARTY: EPIC FAIL
Looks like Paul Blart finally gave up and turned Dawn in to the professionals for her Old Navy "shopping" sprees.
Stop me if you've heard this one:
What do you get when you cross a first lady and a gymnast?
Few thought it possible, but the final episode of "Lost" was even more confusing than everything that led up to it.
Don't worry BoBo! This is just a little snag! We'll be happy together some day!
Sorry Clyde, no more right turns for you.
Its about time we see someone rejected from a Thursday appearance around here.
Sydney had a hard enough time dealing with the hairy side effect of the hormone treatments, so it's no surprise she went ape-sh*t when the hairdresser dyed her orange instead a nice sable brown.
The Cambridge Police acted...ah...stupidly.
no, No, NO!
Not Pelosi's pool; she swims NAKED, dammit! ! !
Dag-nabbit; quit monkeying around and feed the tigers, boys.
So which party is Arlen Spector hopping to this time?
I have it on reliable authority that AoM does NOT have this outfit.
However, AoD does.
v word - blete - the sound of democrat legislators every time The One suggests a voting course.
Fred Zaius swore "you just wait, someday..."
ORA: Beeks' revenge on Senator Franken was a long time coming, but it finally arrived.
One sin down... Six more to go!
Arizona cops releasing a captured illgal in the sanctuary city of Los Angeles. "Payback's a bitch", said Governor's office.
"Nice try, Calderon, but back over the border you go."
Visual metaphor for the midterm elections.
Curious George yiffed the wrong leg this time.
I can has insurance company spokescharacter contract?
All these years, the public has been made to believe that King Kong just *fell* off the Empire State building. A recently-unearthed tourist snapshot suggests a somewhat different story.
No Mr, Olberman we can not get the President to urinate on you while you wear that costume. Please don't cross the barricades.
Secret Service attempts to avoid the media as they remove more Illegal Obama family members from the proceedings.
The White House waxing budget has grown a thousand-fold since the Bush's
"Wait! I have a Hawaiian certificate of live birth too!"
Where Are They Now?: Police forcibly remove "Every Which Where But Loose"'s Clyde from protests outside of BP's home office.
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