Friday, May 21, 2010

Getcher Stinkin' Hands Off Me...

Brender
1. Curious George never should have started hanging out with Lindsay Lohan.

2. "Soylent Green is made out of Orangutans!"

3. This is what happens when you dress for a Plushy Convention and it turns out to be a Cop Uniform Fetish Convention.

4. "I'm a progressive blogger! I have a Constitutional Right to fling feces at Sarah Palin!"

5. "This is a madhouse! A madhouse!"

35 comments:

curly said...

“C‘mon Mrs. Obama. It’s time for your meds.”

GregMan said...

Dennis Blair's resignation did not go as easily as some had hoped.

Anonymous said...

Rick Sanchez arrested again for DUI.

Vinney

GregMan said...

That'll teach those dirty apes not to get off my lawn!

Submariner said...

Get your hands off me, you damned hairless apes!

dadoctah said...

Andy Dick really needs to get some help.

Anonymous said...

Bad apes, bad apes.
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Vinney

Submariner said...

I don't care HOW you're dressed, Senator Mikulski. You still can't sit around the zoo and masturbate in public.

Submariner said...

SWING PARTY: EPIC FAIL

Submariner said...

Looks like Paul Blart finally gave up and turned Dawn in to the professionals for her Old Navy "shopping" sprees.

Submariner said...

Stop me if you've heard this one:
What do you get when you cross a first lady and a gymnast?

dadoctah said...

Few thought it possible, but the final episode of "Lost" was even more confusing than everything that led up to it.

Adriane said...

Don't worry BoBo! This is just a little snag! We'll be happy together some day!

dub said...

Sorry Clyde, no more right turns for you.

dub said...

Its about time we see someone rejected from a Thursday appearance around here.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sydney had a hard enough time dealing with the hairy side effect of the hormone treatments, so it's no surprise she went ape-sh*t when the hairdresser dyed her orange instead a nice sable brown.

curly said...

The Cambridge Police acted...ah...stupidly.

Submariner said...

no, No, NO!
Not Pelosi's pool; she swims NAKED, dammit! ! !

Submariner said...

Dag-nabbit; quit monkeying around and feed the tigers, boys.

Submariner said...

So which party is Arlen Spector hopping to this time?

Submariner said...

I have it on reliable authority that AoM does NOT have this outfit.

However, AoD does.



v word - blete - the sound of democrat legislators every time The One suggests a voting course.

Spin said...

Fred Zaius swore "you just wait, someday..."

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: Beeks' revenge on Senator Franken was a long time coming, but it finally arrived.

sonicfrog said...

One sin down... Six more to go!

Chevy Rose said...

Arizona cops releasing a captured illgal in the sanctuary city of Los Angeles. "Payback's a bitch", said Governor's office.

Jay Guevara said...

"Nice try, Calderon, but back over the border you go."

Jay Guevara said...

Visual metaphor for the midterm elections.

molson said...

Curious George yiffed the wrong leg this time.

dadoctah said...

I can has insurance company spokescharacter contract?

dadoctah said...

All these years, the public has been made to believe that King Kong just *fell* off the Empire State building. A recently-unearthed tourist snapshot suggests a somewhat different story.

Double the U said...

No Mr, Olberman we can not get the President to urinate on you while you wear that costume. Please don't cross the barricades.

Mr Hankey said...

Secret Service attempts to avoid the media as they remove more Illegal Obama family members from the proceedings.

Mr Hankey said...

The White House waxing budget has grown a thousand-fold since the Bush's

Anonymous said...

"Wait! I have a Hawaiian certificate of live birth too!"

Mr. Hankey said...

Where Are They Now?: Police forcibly remove "Every Which Where But Loose"'s Clyde from protests outside of BP's home office.