Saturday, May 22, 2010

From Here to Mediocrity


1. "Gaius, do you think the Lost finale will suck as badly as ours did?"

2. "Hold that thought while I squeeze out a squeaker... A-a-a-a-h, much better."

3. "Wait! Are you saying the Fifth cylon was actually Mrs. Howell?"

4. Scene from the new Galactica spinoff: Gaius Baltar: Beach Gynecologist.

5. "If only the family down there had some beets. Then, the prophecy of Friday's threadline would be fulfilled."

Best of Double the U
OMG! I can't believe it isn't butter either!

Best of dadoctah
"I don't understand what you're saying. You're gay as what now?"

Best of blue
Mary Ann Jr to Gilligan Jr: No Wait, you're my brother!

Best of mega
Gene Simmons: "Sorry, don't remember this photo. Keep in mind, I had 3,200 that year."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gill Jr: No worries! I spoke to the professor and he says our kids will look almost normal. It's our great-grandkids who'll be real gargoyles... so c'mon, gimme some lovin.

12 comments:

dadoctah said...

"If this is your fantasy, why am I wearing a bathing suit? And if it's my fantasy, why does your breath smell so bad?"

Double the U said...

OMG! I can't believe it isn't butter either!

curly said...

"Where did you find the queef flavored breath mints?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Frack no, I am not gay! I'd do you, only I don't see any place to hang this jacket so it doesn't get dirty and wrinkly. It's linen, you know.

-OR-

Oh, I've seen barnacles, girlie, and you are no barnacle!

-OR-

Gaius, I'm not a silicone lifeform. Here, touch and feel with your digital sensor arrays.
You mean my fingers, right?

-OR-

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you Klingon me?

WordVerify: ingoes... that's right Gaius, in first, then out, then in, then out.

dadoctah said...

"I don't understand what you're saying. You're gay as what now?"

blue said...

Mary Ann Jr to Gilligan Jr: No Wait, you're my brother!

Anonymous said...

Dr. John's Hollywood Pelvics combined gynecology and tanning into a lucrative business.

Vinney

mega said...

Gene Simmons: "Sorry, don't remember this photo. Keep in mind, I had 3,200 that year."

mega said...

Aegea and Panos understood that they would be rewarded with 1.2 orgasms for each one they had, as long as they stayed on the beach and avoided working.

Jay Guevara said...

"Nah, that can't jump. Really."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

BLUE wrote>>> Mary Ann Jr to Gilligan Jr: No Wait, you're my brother!


Gill Jr: Ahh, that's just an old wives tale. Mommy told me the same thing and she's an old wife, right?

-OR-

Gill Jr: No worries! I spoke to the professor and he says our kids will look almost normal. It's our great-grandkids who'll be real gargoyles... so c'mon, gimme some lovin.

Gregory of Prescott said...

"Hello, my name is Roberto, and Windows 7 was my idea."