Saturday, May 22, 2010
From Here to Mediocrity
1. "Gaius, do you think the Lost finale will suck as badly as ours did?"
2. "Hold that thought while I squeeze out a squeaker... A-a-a-a-h, much better."
3. "Wait! Are you saying the Fifth cylon was actually Mrs. Howell?"
4. Scene from the new Galactica spinoff: Gaius Baltar: Beach Gynecologist.
5. "If only the family down there had some beets. Then, the prophecy of Friday's threadline would be fulfilled."
Best of Double the U
OMG! I can't believe it isn't butter either!
Best of dadoctah
"I don't understand what you're saying. You're gay as what now?"
Best of blue
Mary Ann Jr to Gilligan Jr: No Wait, you're my brother!
Best of mega
Gene Simmons: "Sorry, don't remember this photo. Keep in mind, I had 3,200 that year."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gill Jr: No worries! I spoke to the professor and he says our kids will look almost normal. It's our great-grandkids who'll be real gargoyles... so c'mon, gimme some lovin.