1. "Gaius, do you think the Lost finale will suck as badly as ours did?"
2. "Hold that thought while I squeeze out a squeaker... A-a-a-a-h, much better."
3. "Wait! Are you saying the Fifth cylon was actually Mrs. Howell?"
4. Scene from the new Galactica spinoff: Gaius Baltar: Beach Gynecologist.
5. "If only the family down there had some beets. Then, the prophecy of Friday's threadline would be fulfilled."
Best of Double the U
OMG! I can't believe it isn't butter either!
Best of dadoctah
"I don't understand what you're saying. You're gay as what now?"
Best of blue
Mary Ann Jr to Gilligan Jr: No Wait, you're my brother!
Best of mega
Gene Simmons: "Sorry, don't remember this photo. Keep in mind, I had 3,200 that year."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gill Jr: No worries! I spoke to the professor and he says our kids will look almost normal. It's our great-grandkids who'll be real gargoyles... so c'mon, gimme some lovin.
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"If this is your fantasy, why am I wearing a bathing suit? And if it's my fantasy, why does your breath smell so bad?"
OMG! I can't believe it isn't butter either!
"Where did you find the queef flavored breath mints?"
Frack no, I am not gay! I'd do you, only I don't see any place to hang this jacket so it doesn't get dirty and wrinkly. It's linen, you know.
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Oh, I've seen barnacles, girlie, and you are no barnacle!
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Gaius, I'm not a silicone lifeform. Here, touch and feel with your digital sensor arrays.
You mean my fingers, right?
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you Klingon me?
WordVerify: ingoes... that's right Gaius, in first, then out, then in, then out.
"I don't understand what you're saying. You're gay as what now?"
Mary Ann Jr to Gilligan Jr: No Wait, you're my brother!
Dr. John's Hollywood Pelvics combined gynecology and tanning into a lucrative business.
Vinney
Gene Simmons: "Sorry, don't remember this photo. Keep in mind, I had 3,200 that year."
Aegea and Panos understood that they would be rewarded with 1.2 orgasms for each one they had, as long as they stayed on the beach and avoided working.
"Nah, that can't jump. Really."
BLUE wrote>>> Mary Ann Jr to Gilligan Jr: No Wait, you're my brother!
Gill Jr: Ahh, that's just an old wives tale. Mommy told me the same thing and she's an old wife, right?
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Gill Jr: No worries! I spoke to the professor and he says our kids will look almost normal. It's our great-grandkids who'll be real gargoyles... so c'mon, gimme some lovin.
"Hello, my name is Roberto, and Windows 7 was my idea."
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