Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Fish Heads!

Brender

1. "Be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm hunting wesbians."

2. "Mz. Kagan, your lunch is here."

3. Give a Somali a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a Somali three fish and he'll make an attractive prom ensemble.

4. The concept of a codpiece gets lost in translation.

5. "No, no, no... I said I wanted a triple fisting," Andrew Sullivan flounced.

Best of Censors Hip
V the K attempt to start "Fish Wednesday"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Just your typical Somali bridegroom, all dressed up in his finest and heading toward the church with a dowry.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Kameed proudly wears his commemerative 'Blackhawk Down" shirt to the spawning celebration.

Best of dub
In his younger days, Barrack was quite the fisherman.

Threadwinner: metalgarth
Caption This: Troy McClure's favorite spot for second rate, interracial pornography.

Best of dadoctah
That's nothing. Yesterday there was some kid here who was dressed as a butterfly.

Best of Spin
"I like fish sticks", go on say it!

Best of Rodney Dill
All your bass are belong to us.

Best of Submariner
Give a Livonian three fish and you'll feed him for a week.
Give an Enmclawian three fish and you have the makings of a swing party.

Best of Rodney Dill
Nigerian phishing scammer

Best of jj
Once again it's just cruel to tease blind men like that.

46 comments:

blue said...

I swear I didn't steal them, they just fell from the sky!!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Starvin Marvin ain't starving no more!

blue said...

No one will suspect that these fish be stuffed with TNT....

Anonymous said...

Sambuti wanted to know if these fish made his ass look fat.

Vinney

Adriane said...

That's one case of dandruff that not even Head and Shoulders will cure!

Censors Hip said...

V the K attempt to start "Fish Wednesday"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Desert Camouflage - U R Doing It So Rong!

-OR-

Just your typical Somali bridegroom, all dressed up in his finest and heading toward the church with a dowry.

-OR-

Edible panties got nothing on haute couture in the 4th world, where edible hats and shoulder pads are IN, and coconut bikini tops are OUT.

-OR-

Thawtballoon - Donchew look at me like dat, mistah reporter! Dey wuz all out of TV's and stereos by da time I gots to da riot.

Mr. Hankey said...

Kameed proudly wears his commemerative 'Blackhawk Down" shirt to the spawning celebration.

dub said...

In his younger days, Barrack was quite the fisherman.

Matt the K said...

"Mz. Kagan, your lunch is here."

"Great, tell him to set the fishes down and get over here."

metalgarth said...

"report anything fishy to carl@whitehouse.gov"

metalgarth said...

Caption This: Troy McClure's favorite spot for second rate, interracial pornography.

dadoctah said...

That's nothing. Yesterday there was some kid here who was dressed as a butterfly.

wv: martha. Apparently you can get these festive fish costumes in the special collection at Macy's.

Spin said...

"I like fish sticks", go on say it!

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: Fish heads
Fish heads
Roly poly
Fish heads
Fish heads
Fish heads
Eat them up,
yum!

Rodney Dill said...

"What you carryin' those fish 'round for."
"Just for the Halibut."

Rodney Dill said...

"What? What? I'm hard of herring."

Rodney Dill said...

I Cod carry these arount all day.

Rodney Dill said...

You want fries widdat?

Rodney Dill said...

I caught 'em with Weapons of Bass Destruction.

Rodney Dill said...

All your bass are belong to us.

Rodney Dill said...

The sequel to Spawn did not live up to expectations.

Rodney Dill said...

OK, so crabs aren't the worst thing you can catch from Paris Hilton.

Rodney Dill said...

I'm playing Hide the Somali.

Rodney Dill said...

Actually I'm the Somali Sturgeon General.

Rodney Dill said...

Your plaice or mine?

Rodney Dill said...

'Cause BP execs have no place else to hide.

Rodney Dill said...

Karpe Carp 'em

Rodney Dill said...

I'm starting to flounder here.

Rodney Dill said...

Sleeping with the fish - Ur doin' it rong

Rodney Dill said...

Cab fare? It'll cost you a fin.

Submariner said...

That Rodney Dill? He's a very pun-ny guy...

Submariner said...

Give a Livonian three fish and you'll feed him for a week.
Give an Enmclawian three fish and you have the makings of a swing party.

Submariner said...

No, seriously; I follow you everywhere.

Submariner said...

That Jon Edwards? He good!

Submariner said...

I'm sitting there, waiting expectantly for the smeely pirate hooker and this kid walks around the corner of the building instead...

Rodney Dill said...

Nigerian phishing scammer

Rodney Dill said...

"...but I don't wanna to go Nineveh."

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm just challenging the social morays."

jj said...

Once again it's just cruel to tease blind men like that.

Rodney Dill said...

Life's a beach, and so am I.

Adriane said...

Kid doesn't have much of a poker face, but he's a killer at Go Fish!

molson said...

Rosie had the disgusting habit of discarding her unwanted progeny anywhere she saw fit. The locals however didn't seem to mind.

curly said...

Mornin' ladies!

Submariner said...

"Hey good looking;
I'll be back to pick you up later!"

"Yes indeed," M'Buku thought to himself; "Mr. Mackerel is going to be big!"

Rodney Dill said...

"One is named Earl, One Mac, and the other Holly."
"Holly, Mac, Earl?"
"Yep"