1. "Be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm hunting wesbians."
2. "Mz. Kagan, your lunch is here."
3. Give a Somali a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a Somali three fish and he'll make an attractive prom ensemble.
4. The concept of a codpiece gets lost in translation.
5. "No, no, no... I said I wanted a triple fisting," Andrew Sullivan flounced.
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V the K attempt to start "Fish Wednesday"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Just your typical Somali bridegroom, all dressed up in his finest and heading toward the church with a dowry.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Kameed proudly wears his commemerative 'Blackhawk Down" shirt to the spawning celebration.
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In his younger days, Barrack was quite the fisherman.
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Caption This: Troy McClure's favorite spot for second rate, interracial pornography.
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That's nothing. Yesterday there was some kid here who was dressed as a butterfly.
Best of Spin
"I like fish sticks", go on say it!
Best of Rodney Dill
All your bass are belong to us.
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Give a Livonian three fish and you'll feed him for a week.
Give an Enmclawian three fish and you have the makings of a swing party.
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Nigerian phishing scammer
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Once again it's just cruel to tease blind men like that.
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I swear I didn't steal them, they just fell from the sky!!
Starvin Marvin ain't starving no more!
No one will suspect that these fish be stuffed with TNT....
Sambuti wanted to know if these fish made his ass look fat.
Vinney
That's one case of dandruff that not even Head and Shoulders will cure!
V the K attempt to start "Fish Wednesday"
Desert Camouflage - U R Doing It So Rong!
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Just your typical Somali bridegroom, all dressed up in his finest and heading toward the church with a dowry.
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Edible panties got nothing on haute couture in the 4th world, where edible hats and shoulder pads are IN, and coconut bikini tops are OUT.
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Thawtballoon - Donchew look at me like dat, mistah reporter! Dey wuz all out of TV's and stereos by da time I gots to da riot.
Kameed proudly wears his commemerative 'Blackhawk Down" shirt to the spawning celebration.
In his younger days, Barrack was quite the fisherman.
"Mz. Kagan, your lunch is here."
"Great, tell him to set the fishes down and get over here."
"report anything fishy to carl@whitehouse.gov"
Caption This: Troy McClure's favorite spot for second rate, interracial pornography.
That's nothing. Yesterday there was some kid here who was dressed as a butterfly.
wv: martha. Apparently you can get these festive fish costumes in the special collection at Macy's.
"I like fish sticks", go on say it!
ORA: Fish heads
Fish heads
Roly poly
Fish heads
Fish heads
Fish heads
Eat them up,
yum!
"What you carryin' those fish 'round for."
"Just for the Halibut."
"What? What? I'm hard of herring."
I Cod carry these arount all day.
You want fries widdat?
I caught 'em with Weapons of Bass Destruction.
All your bass are belong to us.
The sequel to Spawn did not live up to expectations.
OK, so crabs aren't the worst thing you can catch from Paris Hilton.
I'm playing Hide the Somali.
Actually I'm the Somali Sturgeon General.
Your plaice or mine?
'Cause BP execs have no place else to hide.
Karpe Carp 'em
I'm starting to flounder here.
Sleeping with the fish - Ur doin' it rong
Cab fare? It'll cost you a fin.
That Rodney Dill? He's a very pun-ny guy...
Give a Livonian three fish and you'll feed him for a week.
Give an Enmclawian three fish and you have the makings of a swing party.
No, seriously; I follow you everywhere.
That Jon Edwards? He good!
I'm sitting there, waiting expectantly for the smeely pirate hooker and this kid walks around the corner of the building instead...
Nigerian phishing scammer
"...but I don't wanna to go Nineveh."
"I'm just challenging the social morays."
Once again it's just cruel to tease blind men like that.
Life's a beach, and so am I.
Kid doesn't have much of a poker face, but he's a killer at Go Fish!
Rosie had the disgusting habit of discarding her unwanted progeny anywhere she saw fit. The locals however didn't seem to mind.
Mornin' ladies!
"Hey good looking;
I'll be back to pick you up later!"
"Yes indeed," M'Buku thought to himself; "Mr. Mackerel is going to be big!"
"One is named Earl, One Mac, and the other Holly."
"Holly, Mac, Earl?"
"Yep"
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