Monday, May 31, 2010

The First Klingon's Prom Pic


Best of duke of red
Years later, Richard Pryor would set himself on fire after remembering his senior prom. Media blames freebasing.

Best of paul mitchell
Michelle did not go to a prom until she was forty? And with HER DAD?

Best of Mephitis
Looks like the curtains got a pass this one time. The satin sheets, not so much.

Best of Matt the K
Calrissian-Wookie wedding announcement photo.

Threadwinner: dadoctah
"Come on down to World O' Wicker for our big Memorial Day weekend sale!"

Best of blue
I wonder if it is a good idea to have our picture taken while Barrack is playing golf?

Best of Censors Hip
I don't care if the pictures are published, just make sure you erase the videos!

Best of Submariner
Thank all that's holy that Ron Glass was able to get to da choppah...

Best of Mr. Hankey
Placing her chair over the rafters in the attic- the Queen brought many paramours to her abode before devouring them.

Best of Matt the K
When the pilot episode bombed, the 'Mandinka Addams' character was rewritten as 'Morticia', and Caroline Jones got the part. Black Lurch was fired soon after.

25 comments:

duke of red said...

Years later, Richard Pryor would set himself on fire after remembering his senior prom. Media blames freebasing.

paul mitchell said...

Michelle did not go to a prom until she was forty? And with HER DAD?

Mephitis said...

Looks like the curtains got a pass this one time. The satin sheets, not so much.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Little-known History Factoid - After a stint on Barney Miller, Ron Glass used the name Obamalama on a forged birth certificate, married a clerk from Draperies R Us and ran for president on a Socialist/Marxist platform of Hope, Change & Hogwash.

Matt the K said...

Calrissian-Wookie wedding announcement photo.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Three strikes and you're out~ -
1- Lost a bid to be the Love Boat's bartender, Isaac, because he couldn't swim.
2- Lost a bid to play the politically correct owner of Fantasy Island in the FOX rewrite both for repeatedly mispronouncing it 'corinthian pleather' and for a dwarf phobia.
3- Ironically, won a bid to be captain of the ship of state, whereupon he broadsided several icebergs and subsequently stranded 350 million passengers and 20 million stowaways on a deserted isle.

WordVerify - diangria - considering the economy and who was at the helm, the passengers will probably diangria than they would have otherwise

Jay Guevara said...

"Beulah, peel me a grape."

dadoctah said...

"Come on down to World O' Wicker for our big Memorial Day weekend sale!"

wv: haishi. Gesundheit.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Ron: But M'Chel, your dress was designed to be "easy off"
M'Chel: Nope, I'm saving myself for a community organizer!

Spin said...

Duel thot bubble:

My bitches nevah gonna let me live dis shit down.

molson said...

Nice tablecloth.

blue said...

I wonder if it is a good idea to have our picture taken while Barrack is playing golf?

Censors Hip said...

I don't care if the pictures are published, just make sure you erase the videos!

dadoctah said...

I think this establishes once and for all that they don't *all* have soul.

(ATDHE)

dub said...

Wicker? I wouldnt wicker with a 10 foot pole.

Rodney Dill said...

Release the butt Kraken

Submariner said...

ORA:

"Babies? I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies."



ATDHE-A

Submariner said...

For gaia's sake; PLEASE engage the cloaking device. And hurry!

Submariner said...

Thank all that's holy that Ron Glass was able to get to da choppah...

Mr. Hankey said...

Placing her chair over the rafters in the attic- the Queen brought many paramours to her abode before devouring them.

Mr. Hankey said...

Michelle tries to concentrate on the picture, avoiding eye contact with an escaping Jamie Lee Curtis.

Mr. Hankey said...

The Godmother consults with her Consigliari.

Jay Guevara said...

ORA: "Ah don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies!"

Matt the K said...

When the pilot episode bombed, the 'Mandinka Addams' character was rewritten as 'Morticia', and Caroline Jones got the part. Black Lurch was fired soon after.

dub said...

Yes, a high fiber diet is important...but when you shit a wicker chair, its time to tone it down.