Saturday, May 15, 2010

Drinking Problem


1. Dub wasn't the only one who had to wash his eyes out after the last post.

2. "This Pelosi Brand vodka sure does make me feel drunk with power."

3. Yet another MSNBC intern who would rather jab out her eye with the jagged sharp edge of a vodka bottle than go home with Keith Olbermann.

4. "Hey! I just figured out how I can have a bottle in front of me *and* a frontal lobotomy."

5. "How much would I like to watch a marathon of 'The View' on Lifetime? Let me demonstrate with the jagged end of this Vodka bottle."

Best of dadoctah
Beer goggles. Ur doin it rong.

Best of Chevy Rose
"Hallelujah! Now let this holy vodka burn all of Obama's crap from your left eye so you will be healed!...do I hear an amen?"

Best of jj
What happens when she tries oral sex?

Best of Jack Reacher
"You said if I finished the bottle I'd see a magic snake. There's no magic snake in here."

Best of curly
"Even with the vodka gogles Elena Kagan can't match Janet Napolitano in the sex appeal department."

Best of Submariner
Y'know... I felt that exact same way when V posted the pic of Olberman in drag.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, you know it's summertime when a Kennedy throws out the first bottle of the season!

Vinney

racerboy said...

Wet T-shirt contest - yur doin it wrong.

racerboy said...

HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead!

Spin said...

Oh mi oh my I swallowed a fly.

dadoctah said...

Beer goggles. Ur doin it rong.

twenty-two said...

Sadly, everyone could tell at a glance that she had a drinking problem.

Chevy Rose said...

"Hallelujah! Now let this holy vodka burn all of Obama's crap from your left eye so you will be healed!...do I hear an amen?"

jj said...

What happens when she tries oral sex?

wv: enstase...wrong end..

molson said...

Hey! Who's been photoshopping my pr0n?

Jack Reacher said...

"You said if I finished the bottle I'd see a magic snake. There's no magic snake in here."

Jack Reacher said...

Congressional staffers continue their hard-driving work writing questions for the BP hearings.

wv; CLOGRA. Nope; it's clear-ra.

Jack Reacher said...

It was all fun and games until Marlene checked to see if her Glock was loaded.

Passionate Conservative said...

Robert Hays isn't the only one with a drinking problem, apparently.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Part-time karaoke singer and full-time alcoholic Juanita Alverez figured out a way to combine her two passions... by inventing the 80-Proof Microphone.
A 151-Proof version is available but fire marshals prohibit it's use around electrical equipment or pyrotechnics.

Wordverify: duclays - eggs

curly said...

"Even with the vodka gogles Elena Kagan can't match Janet Napolitano in the sex appeal department."

curly said...

Hope n' Change, or just aneyewash with cheap 150 proof vodka? You decide, next on OPRAH!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

fat, dumb, & promiscuous is no way to go through life

Rodney Dill said...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Rodney Dill said...

Somedays you eat the worm, and some days the worm eats you.

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.

dub said...

I feel her pain...that's what I go through almost every Thursday around this place.

Submariner said...

Y'know... I felt that exact same way when V posted the pic of Olberman in drag.

Rodney Dill said...

That'll do pig