Saturday, May 15, 2010
1. Dub wasn't the only one who had to wash his eyes out after the last post.
2. "This Pelosi Brand vodka sure does make me feel drunk with power."
3. Yet another MSNBC intern who would rather jab out her eye with the jagged sharp edge of a vodka bottle than go home with Keith Olbermann.
4. "Hey! I just figured out how I can have a bottle in front of me *and* a frontal lobotomy."
5. "How much would I like to watch a marathon of 'The View' on Lifetime? Let me demonstrate with the jagged end of this Vodka bottle."
Best of dadoctah
Beer goggles. Ur doin it rong.
Best of Chevy Rose
"Hallelujah! Now let this holy vodka burn all of Obama's crap from your left eye so you will be healed!...do I hear an amen?"
Best of jj
What happens when she tries oral sex?
Best of Jack Reacher
"You said if I finished the bottle I'd see a magic snake. There's no magic snake in here."
Best of curly
"Even with the vodka gogles Elena Kagan can't match Janet Napolitano in the sex appeal department."
Best of Submariner
Y'know... I felt that exact same way when V posted the pic of Olberman in drag.