1. "Really? You want us to be the 'main event' at the Annual Idi Amin Memorial Dinner? What an honor!"
2. "The Safe Schools Czar? He's in the broom closet giving the boys crotch-lice inspections."
3. "Thanks for decapitating our teacher with your b'ath leth, M'Chel. I guess that counter-revolutionary capitalist whore got what was coming to her!"
4. When M'Chel thought of the hollowed-out shell of a country she and her husband would leave to the little brats, she couldn't help but smile.
5. "When I find out which of you little petaQs glued Lucky Charms to my Tiffany necklace, I'll rip out your still-beating heart and eat it while you watch!"
Best of curly
“Dude, I told you watching Barney on acid was a bummer!”
Best of Jack Reacher
"Miss Jones? The children have informed me of your, ah, unhelpful statements regarding the administration. Those men in back will need to speak with you. You can leave your things here."
Best of dub
Best of GregMan
Hey look, another picture of that disgusting rodent from the White House.
Best of divine miss m
Getting a lot of mileage out of Standard Cap # 666 this week, aren't we?!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Why is it that some people simply refuse to take down the christmas decorations after the holidays?
Best of dub
I'm sorry Ms. Jolie, you can only adopt the little ones.
Best of dadoctah
"I asked for a photo op, not a freakin' Benetton ad!"
Best of Dactyl
Once again, M'Chel's eyes would prove to be bigger than her stomach.
Best of Submariner
The only chance you have against a T Rex is to stay absolutely motionless so as not to draw its keen-eyed attention.
Best of prince of leaves
Carlos' good math scores may have gotten him onto the stage with the First Lady, but Tiffany's "Condom Rainbow" collage got her first position in the pecking order.
Best of metalgarth
Living proof that Mr. Burns has some very "excellent" Jungle Fever back in the 1960s
Best of Mr. Hankey
"I'm here to read "The Pet Goat" to the class while your country is attacked....I mean liberated."
Best of mega
"Alpha, may I eat the white child?"