1. "I found your golf ball... its down here next to a baby alligator and the Democrat Party's ethics."
2. Every night, Andrew Sullivan's proctologist awoke from the same nightmare.
3. Apathetic New Yorkers barely notice as the CHUD's drag another pedestrian to a horrible death.
4. "CNN's ratings have to be around here somewhere."
5. "I've never seen a man rip off a sewer grate just to vomit before ... of course, he did just see Rosie O'Donnell in a thong."
Best of mega
"Hey down there...the LGF domain name renewal is due. You got 10 days to pay, buddy."
Best of Vinney
After watching Keith Olbermann, Ted needed to clear his head-quickly.
Best of dub
Andrew Sullivan's search for "man holes" returned disappointing results.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Canadian border patrol examining tunnels where illegal Americans are crossing the border in search of gainful employment.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Here he is, guys! Hey, Rand Paul! We have a few more questions about the Civil Rights Act!"
Best of Steve O
Another Communications major enters the workforce.
Best of sonicfrog
Hey, that's Chris Mathews looking for Obama's approval ratings.
Best of curly
“Mr. Oberman, please come out! It’s time for your meds…”
Best of dadoctah
"Oh my god. It's full of stars."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Rookie firemen always fall for the "turn on the fire hydrants" command.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Betty White? Damn, you keep popping up everywhere."
Best of Matt the K
Lawrence always picked the worst places to lay down his breakdance mats.
44 comments:
"Hey down there...the LGF domain name renewal is due. You got 10 days to pay, buddy."
"I just found the American economy!"
"So that's where all the Hope and Change got to!"
"Look! Obama's poll numbers!"
Grate Job... Good Benefits
"Hey I found Waldo."
After watching Keith Olbermann, Ted needed to clear his head-quickly.
Vinney
"Hey, there's a copy of the New York Times down here. That's terrible! Turds deserve better treatment than that."
Andrew Sullivan's search for "man holes" returned disappointing results.
Poor Carl forgot the 2x4 across his ass before going down on Rosie.
2015 - New condos open in NYC for the new middle class
Canadian border patrol examining tunnels where illegal Americans are crossing the border in search of gainful employment.
People are so wasteful! Somebody done throwed away a perfectly good white boy.
A hollow voice says 'plugh'.
GLORY HOLE: UR DOIN IT RONG!
"Here he is, guys! Hey, Rand Paul! We have a few more questions about the Civil Rights Act!"
Not realizing his favorite search engine's results are phonetic, Sully wasn't expecting "Great Hole" to return a grate hole.
"Well, I found some used car salesmen and lawyers. We're gonna have to go lower to find Congressmen, though."
Very clever of V teh K to portray Mohammed this way.
Another Communications major enters the workforce.
Hey, that's Chris Mathews looking for Obama's approval ratings.
Curly, stuck in an Islamic afterlife as a despised infidel plumber: “It looks like Abdrool has clogged the sewer again. He can an ex-suicide bomber go through so many condoms?”
“Mr. Oberman, please come out! It’s time for your meds…”
“It must be the stimulus package for Obama’s pet rat.”
"Oh my god. It's full of stars."
A foul-smelling hole, requiring one to prostrate oneself, from which what little illumination enters can never escape. Or to use its other name, Ann Coulter.
Round peg in a square hole...
union style.
The coroner later ruled it a sewercide.
Latest college freshman hazing craze.
-OR-
Fireman: You stuck?
Retard: Yeah
Fireman: Head or Hand?
Retard: Head
Fireman: Too bad. Only way to get you out is to cut off whatever's caught.
Retard: WHAT?!?
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Karnac says-
A: Toilet, Edge of Subway Platform, Sewer Grate
Q: Name 3 places you're most likely to be standing over when you drop your keys or cell phone.
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Rookie firemen always fall for the "turn on the fire hydrants" command.
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World's Shyest Graffiti Tagger
Dude, face it. Lost is over. You're not going to find it down there ...
"Dammit someone else already released the Kraken."
"Betty White? Damn, you keep popping up everywhere."
"You're right, this place is the best for yodeling."
You just can't beat a Livonia Saturday night for entertainment.
(WV: Dustsy - Potsy after he's been down there for while)
“Fisting is wonderful” sighed LGF head chameleon Charles, “but wouldn’t it be fabulous if they had ‘upper torso-ing’?”
The search for Gaia’s G-spot, up next on "Geraldo At Large"!
Looking for Mr Gaybar
I'm gonna need a long rope and bigger lights to find the economy...
Not-so-ORA:
Spengler, set up a perimeter; there's a river of slime down here!
Red state domiciles as envisioned by Joy Behar.
Somebody pull his pants down. I need a place to park my bicycle.
Lawrence always picked the worst places to lay down his breakdance mats.
The concept of 'Street Cred' was totally lost on Brian.
Unused footage from the film -- Bassie Come Home
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