1. Birth recreation therapy has gotten very elaborate.
2. Scientists had long dreaded the day the AIDS virus would mutate to humongous proportions and begin devouring filipinos.
3. Andrew Sullivan resorts to elaborate visual aids to explain how Trig Palin is not Sarah Palin's son.
4. "I've never seen anything wemotely wike it," Barney Frank simpered. "It fwightens me."
5. Rachel Maddow was proud to be Grandmaster of the Gay Pride Parade, but she didn't much care for the ceremonial outfit.
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...and... VOILA!... poodle.
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Sorry kid, the card says "Moops".
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Ang Lee's re-imagining of Iron Man -- coming summer 2011.
Putting on a condom: UR DOIN' IT RONG
Goodyear made a special blimp for this years Folsom Street Fair
OFR:
"That's the last time I eat an egg salad sandwich from the men's room of an intergalactic truck stop"
(obligatory Futurama reference)
We're all out of inflatable cowboys; will you accept a substitute?
Coming this fall: It Came From The Chuck E Cheese Ball Pit!
wv: entangli - not a bad name for it, akshly.
Tim Burton's remake of Benji
In Manilla, giant carp eats you.
...and... VOILA!
a poodle.
Justin finally finds the proof that those close-up photos in the back of National Geographic'World' was a total sham.
No longer satisfied with rodents, Richard Gere moves up to migrant farm workers.
Fleshlight knockoffs are selling like hotcakes in SF to gays who want to go beyond the normal gloryhole experience... and aren't shy about it.
Ted was about to have "the sex talk" with his young son. Wife Shiela had begged him not to do a show 'n tell, but he was a clown at heart.
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Vagina Monologues 2010 sheds new light on the importance of proper clitoral stimulation.
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Frank drew the short straw, so he had to play the herpes virus at the county fair.
worst.herpes.outbreak.ever
....and this is your penis after a night with Paris Hilton. Any questions?
Sorry kid, the card says "Moops".
Don't give a dose to the one you love most.
"Short Rod" Williams' thought bubble; "Nope, wearing this costume in public is not doing any good in treating my inferiority complex. Not.One.Little.Bit."
The Salute to Hemorrhoids float was a crowd pleaser at last year's Key West Fantasy Festival.
Vinney
Where liberals come from...
"Why you terrible people keep calling me sphinkter. My name is Habeeb."
Vinney
Chas Mother's Day gift to Cher
I will never understand these Brazilian kids' shows.
The off off Broadway remake of Independence Day had its faults, but it did have Jeff Goldbloom.
BP tries another unproven strategy in a desperate attempt to turn off the oil...
Obama's second choice for the Supreme Court.
Now that's one spectacular hemorrhoid.
Ladies and Gentlemen... introducing Elena Kagan.
(WV: wanta -- no, really not)
“Bring out the giant inflatable hanger!”
It fell off the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile that just left Paris Hilton's house.
Please help Jerry's squids
It ate me, Mal; ate me!
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