Saturday, May 08, 2010

But Balloon Man Blew Up In My Hands

Brender

1. Birth recreation therapy has gotten very elaborate.

2. Scientists had long dreaded the day the AIDS virus would mutate to humongous proportions and begin devouring filipinos.

3. Andrew Sullivan resorts to elaborate visual aids to explain how Trig Palin is not Sarah Palin's son.

4. "I've never seen anything wemotely wike it," Barney Frank simpered. "It fwightens me."

5. Rachel Maddow was proud to be Grandmaster of the Gay Pride Parade, but she didn't much care for the ceremonial outfit.


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...and... VOILA!... poodle.

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Frank drew the short straw, so he had to play the herpes virus at the county fair.

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Sorry kid, the card says "Moops".

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The Salute to Hemorrhoids float was a crowd pleaser at last year's Key West Fantasy Festival.

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The off off Broadway remake of Independence Day had its faults, but it did have Jeff Goldbloom.

32 comments:

David said...

Ang Lee's re-imagining of Iron Man -- coming summer 2011.

metalgarth said...

Putting on a condom: UR DOIN' IT RONG

metalgarth said...

Goodyear made a special blimp for this years Folsom Street Fair

metalgarth said...

OFR:

"That's the last time I eat an egg salad sandwich from the men's room of an intergalactic truck stop"

(obligatory Futurama reference)

dadoctah said...

We're all out of inflatable cowboys; will you accept a substitute?

dadoctah said...

Coming this fall: It Came From The Chuck E Cheese Ball Pit!

wv: entangli - not a bad name for it, akshly.

Rodney Dill said...

Tim Burton's remake of Benji

Jack Reacher said...

In Manilla, giant carp eats you.

Submariner said...

...and... VOILA!
a poodle.

Matt the K said...

Justin finally finds the proof that those close-up photos in the back of National Geographic'World' was a total sham.

dub said...

No longer satisfied with rodents, Richard Gere moves up to migrant farm workers.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Fleshlight knockoffs are selling like hotcakes in SF to gays who want to go beyond the normal gloryhole experience... and aren't shy about it.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ted was about to have "the sex talk" with his young son. Wife Shiela had begged him not to do a show 'n tell, but he was a clown at heart.

-or-

Vagina Monologues 2010 sheds new light on the importance of proper clitoral stimulation.

-OR-

Frank drew the short straw, so he had to play the herpes virus at the county fair.

dub said...

worst.herpes.outbreak.ever

dub said...

....and this is your penis after a night with Paris Hilton. Any questions?

dub said...

Sorry kid, the card says "Moops".

Spin said...

Don't give a dose to the one you love most.

Submariner said...

"Short Rod" Williams' thought bubble; "Nope, wearing this costume in public is not doing any good in treating my inferiority complex. Not.One.Little.Bit."

Anonymous said...

The Salute to Hemorrhoids float was a crowd pleaser at last year's Key West Fantasy Festival.

Vinney

sonicfrog said...

Where liberals come from...

Anonymous said...

"Why you terrible people keep calling me sphinkter. My name is Habeeb."

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

Chas Mother's Day gift to Cher

dadoctah said...

I will never understand these Brazilian kids' shows.

Army of Dad said...

The off off Broadway remake of Independence Day had its faults, but it did have Jeff Goldbloom.

Army of Dad said...

BP tries another unproven strategy in a desperate attempt to turn off the oil...

Army of Dad said...

Obama's second choice for the Supreme Court.

molson said...

Now that's one spectacular hemorrhoid.

Rodney Dill said...

Ladies and Gentlemen... introducing Elena Kagan.

(WV: wanta -- no, really not)

curly said...

“Bring out the giant inflatable hanger!”

Rodney Dill said...

It fell off the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile that just left Paris Hilton's house.

Rodney Dill said...

Please help Jerry's squids

Submariner said...

It ate me, Mal; ate me!