Knowledge Is Power
1. "Should his feet be blue? Does anybody have a baby book?"
2. The 'Guantanamo Bay' line of accessories for hideously ugly babies found a strong niche following.
3. "It's still squirming. Tighten the straps!"
4. "Wouldn't it be aster to just strap him into the car seat and roll the Lexus into a lake... you know, solve two financial problems at one?"
5. "Can you believe the wife wanted to waste $200 on parenting classes?"
Best of dub
I dont care how you accessorize it....conjoined twins freak me out.
Best of David
*muffled* "Start the reactor. Free Mars..."
Best of Jack Reacher
"The guy who sold it to me said something about air holes. I'll read the manual tonight to see what he was talking about."
Best of dadoctah
A chilling smile spread across Stewie's face as he finally located the ganglion that would allow him to control his host's higher motor functions.
Best of Julie the Jarhead