Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Aztecs? More like Ass Techs

Nice Deb

1. Mom went out of her way to support Bruce's "coming out." Dad... not so much.

2. "It's important to celebrate our noble Aztec heritage. Now, help me saw out this kid's heart before Quetzalcoatl is angered."

3. "Charo's birthday is a very important holiday in our culture. Not that you breeders would understand."

4. I still don't get the appeal of Glee.

5. "... and if Army of Mom shows up in this outfit, I will scratch her eyes out!"

Best of Vinney
Excuse me? I'm a bit confused. Is this the Amnesty or Gay Pride Parade?

Best of dub
Sign in background: "Iron my maxtlatl bitch"

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Bruce's parents finally realized why they had no grandchildren

Threadwinner: Jay Guevara
Gal in white: " I _told_ you not to steer the motorcycle through the parrot enclosure. But did you listen? Nooooooo!"

Best of Army of Dad
Every year thousands of feather boas are ripped apart so they can have their May Day costumes.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"It's so good to be here among normal people, not like those whackos over at the Tea Party protest. What a bunch of weirdos those guys are!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Nobody is illegal? Girlfriend, that outfit is right on the line.

Best of Submariner
Suddenly, inspiration slapped Johnny Weir regarding an ensemble for his next ice-dancing campaign.

Best of Submariner
Sorry, musta been a typo on the order. We had you down for a "half dozen smelly parrot hoofers."

Best of Matt the Kostume
"I'm sorry honey, I thought the ad said show us your *conch* and balls."
Mr. & Mrs. Ixpalatl make a hasty retreat from the Flashdance SF parade.

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

Excuse me? I'm a bit confused. Is this the Amnesty or Gay Pride Parade?

Vinney

dub said...

Sign in background: "Iron my maxtlatl bitch"

Capt. Queeg said...
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Capt. Queeg said...

"Hello again."
"Hello."
"Do you like my hat?"
"I do not like that hat."
"Good-bye again."
"Good-bye

mega said...

Army uniforms in the post-DADT era eschewed bland, boring camoflage for a bolder individualistic statement.

Jay Guevara said...

AD 1500: "OK, now that we're camouflaged, let's sneak up on the conquistadors."

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Bruce's parents finally realized why they had no grandchildren

Jay Guevara said...

"Oh, you two are today's sacrificial victims? Great. Right this way. Ask the guy with the megaphone to come too."

Jay Guevara said...

Gal in white: " I _told_ you not to steer the motorcycle through the parrot enclosure. But did you listen? Nooooooo!"

dadoctah said...

Somewhere, a flock of pheasants stifles a laugh.

Army of Dad said...

Every year thousands of feather boas are ripped apart so they can have their May Day costumes.

Army of Dad said...

But officer, she said something about a 'pee cock' so I pissed on her-she was literally asking for it!

Army of Dad said...

Hey macarena!

Army of Dad said...

Quetzalahomo

Army of Dad said...

"All we are saying is give beans a chance"

Army of Dad said...

Larry has a snappy comeback for all the racists anti-immigrants out there. Blow on my conch!

Army of Dad said...

At least that hag on the right didn't show up menudeo

Army of Dad said...

Look you liberal whining pansy, if you want to show solidarity with illegal Mexican immigrtants, don't just stand there mow the grass!

Kaptain Krude said...

"It's so good to be here among normal people, not like those whackos over at the Tea Party protest. What a bunch of weirdos those guys are!"

Matt the K said...

Ken Burns breaks the ultimate documentary director's taboo by bonding with his subject matter.

Matt the K said...

Joe won the admiration of his latino neighbors but his headdress cost him a slashed tire from the PETA nuts next door.

Jack Reacher said...

Nobody is illegal? Girlfriend, that outfit is right on the line.

Jack Reacher said...

Time for Cinco de Homo already?

Submariner said...

I got trashed during a port call in Rio back in '84 and, according to the sea story of one my mates, had sex with a flock of parrots. Wonder if those are my kids?

Submariner said...

Flock of Seagulls commissioned Ang Lee to direct one of their music videos.


One.

Submariner said...

OJA:


I said, "particularly nasty weather, gov."

Submariner said...

Some quietly contemplate success in "Civilization." Some take their victory celebrations over the Carthaginians right to the street.

Submariner said...

When did Shehan and crew start hanging around in W's ditches again?

Submariner said...

Sully was mildly displeased with the results of his web search for cock AND feathers AND latino.

Submariner said...

Suddenly, inspiration slapped Johnny Weir regarding an ensemble for his next ice-dancing campaign.

Submariner said...

Be vewy, vewy quiet; we awe hunting consewatives!

Submariner said...

Sorry, musta been a typo on the order. We had you down for a "half dozen smelly parrot hoofers."

Submariner said...

"Call me Queequeg..."
Yessirree Bob! You could always count on the Castro District Playahs to put a whole new spin on the classics.

Matt the Kostume said...

"I'm sorry honey, I thought the ad said show us your *conch* and balls."

Mr. & Mrs. Ixpalatl make a hasty retreat from the Flashdance SF parade.

jj said...

Since the day worker's have been banned from the front of Home Depot they have taken up residence in front of Bed, Bath and Beyond. Mostly beyond....

sonicfrog said...

Well, Lily Tomlin's career has certainly gone to hell.

Rodney Dill said...

American Idol is going to great lengths to regain some of its former glory.