*And then Dub Gouged His Eyes Out with a Melon-Baller
1. Playboy's held auditions this week for its "Women of Wal-Mart" issue.
2. I feel as though there is something missing from this picture. Shouldn't there be a Swiss man in the background blowing an Alpenhorn?
3. "Will there be cake? We love cake!"
4. "Why does our Prom Limo say 'Mack' on the front?"
5. "Dreams Bill Clinton has had for $400, Alex."
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Chaos ensued when the divider wall failed between the reception and the hog-calling contest on the other half of the banquet hall.
Best of Vinney
The girls were on Craig's List- Jenny Craig's.
Best of curly
"Sorry Abdrool. I know your earthly imam promised you 72 beautiful virgins in paradise, but there's only these 5 left. Take 'em or leave 'em."
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And then Dub burst into flame.
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Its the natural progression...from left to right....Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Right on time tubby.
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Mmmmm. What a lovely herd of ladies.
Best of Jack Reacher
They can't hear the photographer's directions, as he's had to back off two hundred feet for the shot.
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So which one is this "Sue E." that passersby keeping calling?
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19:00GMT The European Space Agency's GOCE satellite registered a strange, powerful gravitational anomaly centered in a church parking lot in Iowa. It disappated approx. 2 hours later.
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Photo of the only females he dated throughout high school confirmed O'Leary's decision to become a priest was the right one.
I don't even remember this The Facts of Life episode.