Monday, April 19, 2010

You call this Arugula?

blue
1. "Why does everybody start yelling 'Get to da choppah!" whenever I approach?

2. "Don't you turn your back on me you... oh, never mind."

3. "Is that supposed to be a dress? It looks like the curtains in my bathroom. Can I have it?"

4. "You're right, this wilted little pale dangling thing does remind me of Barack."

5. "Yes, M'Chel, the urban gardens idea was wonderful. It's so much better than having a job and being able to purchase groceries."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Look, just one last little bit of liberal integrity... now how the f**k can we exploit it?"

Best of curly
How much arugula are argumentative gorillas arguing over if argumentative gorillas are arguing over arugula? Argumentative gorillas are arguing over lots of arugula if argumentative gorillas are arguing over arugula.

Best of dub
Yessem...dis from da community garden. Just chop it up, roll it up and den you kin smokes it up. Sweet ganja... for you, $10 a bag.

Best of GregMan
"I told you peasants to get off my lawn. Now you shall face the consequences!"

Best of Jay Guevara
Michelle: "I just wanted to compliment your wife on her fashion sense. I'd like to get that outfit to wear to the next posthumous awarding of a Medal of Honor."

Best of Wesley M.
"Have you seen the price we can get for this arugula?"

Best of Matt the K
"No, ma'am I'm not a Pygmy. Are you a Zulu?"

Best of dadoctah
Is the world really ready for a big-screen version of Green Acres?

Best of Submariner
Tonight on Roots: Episode XIV: Kunta Kinte tries to reason with a Big House negress, but gets nowhere fast.

Best of jj
See, I told you that the dried brains of white, teabagging children made excellent fertilizer.

Best of curly
I can't help myself, so here goes: "Garden ho".
OK, I said it and yes,I feel bad...Bad!...Bad!

Best of Vinney
Worried about her deportation Michelle finds Barry's Aunt Zeituni a "green" job on her plantation in Chicago.

Threadwinner: Passionate Conservative
Don't you little f*ckers know what a dime bag is?

31 comments:

Double the U said...

America is great, thank you Michelle. In my home country this would feed *my family* for a week, now under your husbands rule this same thing will feed the *entire neighborhood* for a week!

Anonymous said...

The Obama's can't get enough publicity. Michelle even poses for the cover of High Times magazine.

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

"Look, just one last little bit of liberal integrity... now how the f**k can we exploit it?"

Rodney Dill said...
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curly said...

How much arugula are argumentative gorillas arguing over if argumentative gorillas are arguing over arugula? Argumentative gorillas are arguing over lots of arugula if argumentative gorillas are arguing over arugula.

Army of Dad said...

Where da white cotton at?
ATDHE

blue said...

does this garden make my butt look fat??

dub said...

Yessem...dis from da community garden. Just chop it up, roll it up and den you kin smokes it up. Sweet ganja... for you, $10 a bag.

GregMan said...

M'Chell Thought Bubble: "Yes, this rhubarb will go very nicely with these two pieces of long pig."

GregMan said...

"I told you peasants to get off my lawn. Now you shall face the consequences!"

GregMan said...

When M'Chel found about that cookbook that called for "salt and freshly ground black people" (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8627335.stm
), she ran right out and grabbed a couple.

Jay Guevara said...

Michelle: "I just wanted to compliment your wife on her fashion sense. I'd like to get that outfit to wear to the next posthumous awarding of a Medal of Honor."

Wesley M. said...

"Have you seen the price we can get for this arugula?"

blue said...

man to women next to him "and this is my forty acres and my mule"

Matt the K said...

"No, ma'am I'm not a Pygmy. Are you a Zulu?"

Matt the K said...

"Uh...when I asked your chief if he had any good weed, this is not what I had in mind."

Anonymous said...

Breaking News! The plan to turn Detroit into farms has already created 2, make that 3 jobs.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Breaking News! The plan to turn Detroit into farms has already created 2, make that 3 jobs.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Is the world really ready for a big-screen version of Green Acres?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Times Have Changed... and not for the better!
After "Curtains" departs, paparazzi catch the cherubs swapping out veggies for poppies and marijuana. An alert federal marshall mistakes photographers for poachers and shoots them. EPA's memo of concern that the "fertilizer" used might be human in origin was quashed.

dub said...

....but before Qwami could retract his finger, M'chelle unhinged her lower jaw and snapped it clean off.

dub said...

Meanwhile, at the Maple Syrup Convention...



wv: myrim... given this picture, I'm willing to guess you rim just got stole.

Submariner said...

Tonight on Roots: Episode XIV
Kunta Kinte tries to reason with a Big House negress, but gets nowhere fast.



Need I say it?

dub said...

Damn dirty apes.

jj said...

See, I told you that the dried brains of white, teabagging children made excellent fertilizer.

WV: subca; Canadian Submariner

curly said...

I can't help myself, so here goes: "Garden ho".

OK, I said it and yes,I feel bad...Bad!...Bad!

Anonymous said...

Worried about her deportation Michelle finds Barry's Aunt Zeituni a "green" job on her plantation in Chicago.

Vinney

Submariner said...

♪Jump down, turn around, pick a bail o' arugala...♪

Kaptain Krude said...

M'chelle: "That dress is so ugly, it should be a cover for a sofa."

Passionate Conservative said...

Don't you little f*ckers know what a dime bag is?

Submariner said...

"Dis ain't be the arugala you be searchin' fo,' fools."

Generally, Wookie mind tricks weren't as successful as those of the Jedi.



ATDHE-A