Tuesday, April 13, 2010
What The Hell Is That?
1. "Aieeee!!! Gay-jira!"
2. "When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain?" The Avalon Manor Shakespeare Society has a unique interpretation of Macbeth
3. All of a sudden, Sully began humming "Workin' in a coal mine/ Goin' down! down! down!"
4. Three Abercrombie & Fitch models spot a holdout from the Body Snatchers invasion.
5. "No, wrong, guys. The hole in the ground is directly in front of you and lower. Once again, you're pointing at Trevor's ass." Three male models fail an IQ test.
Best of Submariner
Unfortunately, while every citizen of Fire Island knew how to point at the drowning swimmer, none knew how to rescue one.
♫ "Go, greased light'nin', you're burnin' up that quarter mile...." ♪
Best of Army of Mom
Look guys. I think I have found the source of the siren song beckoning us further. Its, its, its Army of Mom and she's waving a six-pack and a box of condoms.
Best of metalgarth
You realllllly don't want to see the monolith they are pointing at in "2100: Ang Lee's Space Odyssey"
Best of Jay Guevara
"Look! Over there! It's faaabulous!"
Best of Vinney
"Hey guys, which way to the nearest gay bar"?
Best of Mr. Hankey
New on the GLB channel - "American Pool Boy"
Best of Dactyl
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive...
Best of censors hip
The skipper, the professor, & Gilligan as they appear in Ginger's dreams
Best of mega
Many young people were inspired by Obama to get active in politics, and practiced for an eventual meeting with officials from Canada.