Tuesday, April 13, 2010

What The Hell Is That?


1. "Aieeee!!! Gay-jira!"

2. "When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain?" The Avalon Manor Shakespeare Society has a unique interpretation of Macbeth

3. All of a sudden, Sully began humming "Workin' in a coal mine/ Goin' down! down! down!"

4. Three Abercrombie & Fitch models spot a holdout from the Body Snatchers invasion.

5. "No, wrong, guys. The hole in the ground is directly in front of you and lower. Once again, you're pointing at Trevor's ass." Three male models fail an IQ test.

Best of Submariner
Unfortunately, while every citizen of Fire Island knew how to point at the drowning swimmer, none knew how to rescue one.

Threadwinner: dadoctah
♫ "Go, greased light'nin', you're burnin' up that quarter mile...." ♪

Best of Army of Mom
Look guys. I think I have found the source of the siren song beckoning us further. Its, its, its Army of Mom and she's waving a six-pack and a box of condoms.

Best of metalgarth
You realllllly don't want to see the monolith they are pointing at in "2100: Ang Lee's Space Odyssey"

Best of Jay Guevara
"Look! Over there! It's faaabulous!"

Best of Vinney
"Hey guys, which way to the nearest gay bar"?

Best of Mr. Hankey
New on the GLB channel - "American Pool Boy"

Best of Dactyl
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive...

Best of censors hip
The skipper, the professor, & Gilligan as they appear in Ginger's dreams

Best of mega
Many young people were inspired by Obama to get active in politics, and practiced for an eventual meeting with officials from Canada.

34 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Barney Frank has long desired a visit to Keaster Island.

Submariner said...

Unfortunately, while every citizen of Fire Island knew how to point at the drowning swimmer, none knew how to rescue one.

molson said...

Look! It's Rodzilla!

Submariner said...

I didn't realize Glee! was moving to the beach this season?

Submariner said...

While all his friends pointed at the sperm whale, young Sully just licked his lips...

dadoctah said...

♫ "Go, greased light'nin', you're burnin' up that quarter mile...." ♪

Army of Mom said...

Look guys. I think I have found the source of the siren song beckoning us further. Its, its, its Army of Mom and she's waving a six-pack and a box of condoms.

Army of Mom said...

Thar she blows!

Only if we're lucky, guys.

Army of Mom said...

Thanks dadoctah. Now, I'm singing Greased Lightning.

Sheeesh.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Mom's favorite kind of pointers.

metalgarth said...

you realllllly don't want to see the monolith they are pointing at in "2100: Ang Lee's Space Odyssey"

Army of Mom said...

Now, Simon Says 'point your fingers.'

Simon Says 'come to momma!'

Army of Mom said...

*sing to the Elton John tune*

Don't let these sons go down on me
Although I search myself, its always these boys that I seize
I'd just allow a fragment of your shorts to wander free
but losing everything is like these sons going down on me

Army of Mom said...

Land ho!

Awww, they recognize me.

Jay Guevara said...

"Look! Over there! It's faaabulous!"

Anonymous said...

"Hey guys, which way to the nearest gay bar"?

Vinney

Mr. Hankey said...

New on the GLB channel - "American Pool Boy"

Mr. Hankey said...

Barney Frank Presents - Fantasy Island 2010..."De Plane De Plane!!"

dadoctah said...

re: Greased Lightning. Think of it this way: I animated the picture for you.

Submariner said...

When Sully goes hunting, he always takes a brace of a different type of Pointers and Setters; and he rarely lets them off leash...

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

Adolph spins in his grave as gay neo nazis sieg heil and goose step outside a fern bar near Hollywood & Vine.

-OR-

"Which way did he go, George?
Which way did he go?"

WordVerify: smalath - fee fi fo fum, i smalath the blood of an englishman

Anonymous said...

Something ghey this way comes!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Chalk-faced Whore!"

blue said...

Look!!! Beached Whale!!!!

oh wait a minute, it's only Oprah....

Submariner said...

ABBO - a boy band from the Awstraylyan outback with a light pop sound - works on their choreography. The dingos approved.

Dactyl said...

Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive...

dadoctah said...

YMCA dance. Ur doin it rong.

(Looks more like the FFF dance.)

Submariner said...

♪ All the single ladies..
All the single ladies...♪

censors hip said...

the skipper, the professor, & Gilligan as they appear in Ginger's dreams

Mr. Hankey said...

STOP!! In the name of love - before you break my heart...

mega said...

Many young people were inspired by Obama to get active in politics, and practiced for an eventual meeting with officials from Canada.

Anonymous said...

The Jonas Brothers play to the crowd in Provincetown.

Vinney