Saturday, April 17, 2010

Weekend Free For All

"Mom! Slash got drunk and broke into our room again."



Best of Double the U
No Uncle Hal I don't want to see your little tinkerbell, you're drunk, Go away.

Best of Festivus
Johnny Depp stars as "Chip" in the Brodway musical, "My Three Sons."

Best of Kaptain Krude
ORA: "I think I'm gonna get drunk and go beat up some midgets. How about you, Diane?"

Best of sonicfrog
Why they don't let the Pope drink....

Best of David
"When I said we should get some hookers and blow, this isn't what I had in mind..."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Don't tell me it's your bedtime, you little snots. Your hic Cap'n is about to blow chunks, so point me downwind fast hic or you lads are going to swallow more ABC gum than a rat in a carnival. URP

Threadwinner: Spin
MOM! Smelly pirate hooker is trying to get to our semen again.

Best of curly
Obama’s ‘Bedtime Story Czar’ isn’t half as scary as his Schools or Green Jobs czars.

Best of Vinney
Kevin Jennings asks some skeptical boys to help him scratch his balls since he has a hook for a hand.

Best of dadoctah
Stay tuned for more of the Keith Richards Christmas Special.

27 comments:

Double the U said...

No Uncle Hal I don't want to see your little tinkerbell, you're drunk, Go away.

Festivus said...

Johnny Depp stars as "Chip" in the Brodway musical, "My Three Sons."

dadoctah said...

"Why is it always a Peterless Pan?"

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "I think I'm gonna get drunk and go beat up some midgets. How about you, Diane?"

sonicfrog said...

Why they don't let the Pope drink....

blue said...

...and boys, if you keep whacking off they cut off your hand and give you a hook....

David said...

"When I said we should get some hookers and blow, this isn't what I had in mind..."

Anonymous said...

Howard Stern is Captain Hook in Peter Pan at The Burt Reynold's Dinner Theatre!

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Don't tell me it's your bedtime, you little snots. Your hic Cap'n is about to blow chunks, so point me downwind fast hic or you lads are going to swallow more ABC gum than a rat in a carnival. URP

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SPOILER ALERT!! - The updated version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy will have siamese twins sharing Zaphod Beeblebrox' head and one and a half extra arms.

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With every rewrite, Weekend at Bernie's just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Dactyl said...

"A Clockwork Orange," the prequel.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As the National Handicapped Football League's best one-armed punter was carried off the field, referees were still hunting for an eyeball and ear lost by an opponent during the ill-conceived blitz.

Spin said...

MOM! Smelly pirate hooker is trying to get to our semen again.

curly said...

“It’s just like Obama said in his healthcare speech…I went to the doctor for a hangnail and the next thing I know he chopped my hand off!”

curly said...

Obama’s ‘Bedtime Story Czar’ isn’t half as scary as his Schools or Green Jobs czars.

curly said...

“…and Tick-Tock the Croc is really an Islamic extremist with a loud suicide vest.”

mega said...

In The Prisoner episode # 18, three ordinary Americans realize they're stuck in a surreal world where the people in charge won't let them go, won't tell them what's really going on, and try to trick them into complying with their own demise for the betterment of the collective.

stan porq said...

Amy Winehouse...sober.

Rodney Dill said...

"I think I'd like to see a different proctologist."

Rodney Dill said...

"ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH"

Rodney Dill said...

tink appy thawts

Rodney Dill said...

"Hooker? I don't even know her."

Rodney Dill said...

Smelly prostate hooker

Anonymous said...

Kevin Jennings asks some skeptical boys to help him scratch his balls since he has a hook for a hand.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

Stay tuned for more of the Keith Richards Christmas Special.

Submariner said...

Pirate? awww, that's a croc!

Submariner said...

Whaddaya mean when you say "Wendy wasn't man enough for me," Cap'n?

Submariner said...

No, I'm not the least bit interested in being Fist Mate, First Mated, nor meeting Rosie Palm and her five sisters...