Saturday, April 17, 2010
Weekend Free For All
Best of Double the U
No Uncle Hal I don't want to see your little tinkerbell, you're drunk, Go away.
Best of Festivus
Johnny Depp stars as "Chip" in the Brodway musical, "My Three Sons."
Best of Kaptain Krude
ORA: "I think I'm gonna get drunk and go beat up some midgets. How about you, Diane?"
Best of sonicfrog
Why they don't let the Pope drink....
Best of David
"When I said we should get some hookers and blow, this isn't what I had in mind..."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Don't tell me it's your bedtime, you little snots. Your hic Cap'n is about to blow chunks, so point me downwind fast hic or you lads are going to swallow more ABC gum than a rat in a carnival. URP
MOM! Smelly pirate hooker is trying to get to our semen again.
Best of curly
Obama’s ‘Bedtime Story Czar’ isn’t half as scary as his Schools or Green Jobs czars.
Best of Vinney
Kevin Jennings asks some skeptical boys to help him scratch his balls since he has a hook for a hand.
Best of dadoctah
Stay tuned for more of the Keith Richards Christmas Special.