"Mom! Slash got drunk and broke into our room again."Best of Double the U
No Uncle Hal I don't want to see your little tinkerbell, you're drunk, Go away.
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Johnny Depp stars as "Chip" in the Brodway musical, "My Three Sons."
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ORA: "I think I'm gonna get drunk and go beat up some midgets. How about you, Diane?"
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Why they don't let the Pope drink....
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"When I said we should get some hookers and blow, this isn't what I had in mind..."
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Don't tell me it's your bedtime, you little snots. Your hic Cap'n is about to blow chunks, so point me downwind fast hic or you lads are going to swallow more ABC gum than a rat in a carnival. URP
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MOM! Smelly pirate hooker is trying to get to our semen again.
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Obama’s ‘Bedtime Story Czar’ isn’t half as scary as his Schools or Green Jobs czars.
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Kevin Jennings asks some skeptical boys to help him scratch his balls since he has a hook for a hand.
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Stay tuned for more of the Keith Richards Christmas Special.
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No Uncle Hal I don't want to see your little tinkerbell, you're drunk, Go away.
Johnny Depp stars as "Chip" in the Brodway musical, "My Three Sons."
"Why is it always a Peterless Pan?"
ORA: "I think I'm gonna get drunk and go beat up some midgets. How about you, Diane?"
Why they don't let the Pope drink....
...and boys, if you keep whacking off they cut off your hand and give you a hook....
"When I said we should get some hookers and blow, this isn't what I had in mind..."
Howard Stern is Captain Hook in Peter Pan at The Burt Reynold's Dinner Theatre!
Vinney
Don't tell me it's your bedtime, you little snots. Your hic Cap'n is about to blow chunks, so point me downwind fast hic or you lads are going to swallow more ABC gum than a rat in a carnival. URP
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SPOILER ALERT!! - The updated version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy will have siamese twins sharing Zaphod Beeblebrox' head and one and a half extra arms.
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With every rewrite, Weekend at Bernie's just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
"A Clockwork Orange," the prequel.
As the National Handicapped Football League's best one-armed punter was carried off the field, referees were still hunting for an eyeball and ear lost by an opponent during the ill-conceived blitz.
MOM! Smelly pirate hooker is trying to get to our semen again.
“It’s just like Obama said in his healthcare speech…I went to the doctor for a hangnail and the next thing I know he chopped my hand off!”
Obama’s ‘Bedtime Story Czar’ isn’t half as scary as his Schools or Green Jobs czars.
“…and Tick-Tock the Croc is really an Islamic extremist with a loud suicide vest.”
In The Prisoner episode # 18, three ordinary Americans realize they're stuck in a surreal world where the people in charge won't let them go, won't tell them what's really going on, and try to trick them into complying with their own demise for the betterment of the collective.
Amy Winehouse...sober.
"I think I'd like to see a different proctologist."
"ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH"
tink appy thawts
"Hooker? I don't even know her."
Smelly prostate hooker
Kevin Jennings asks some skeptical boys to help him scratch his balls since he has a hook for a hand.
Vinney
Stay tuned for more of the Keith Richards Christmas Special.
Pirate? awww, that's a croc!
Whaddaya mean when you say "Wendy wasn't man enough for me," Cap'n?
No, I'm not the least bit interested in being Fist Mate, First Mated, nor meeting Rosie Palm and her five sisters...
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