Tuesday, April 27, 2010
We Don't Got Bananas Let the MF Burn
1. "I'd throw my feces at the firemen, but that would just confirm the stereotype."
2. "You were right. The role-playing really did put the fire back in our relationship." "Shut up, Greg."
3. Sarah Jessica Parker finds a way to make herself presentable in public.
4. "Hey, Greg. What starts with 'F' and ends in 'u-c-k?' Firetruck! Ha! I kill me. Let's smoke some weed."
5. "Well, if he didn't want his house burned down, Dr. Zaius shouldn't have messed with the MS-13."
Best of sonicfrog
Rockers Gorillas and Kid Rock see a few sites before opening their tour in Hampton.
Best of curly
“What happened, Mrs. Obama?”
“Dawn’s head really exploded this time, thanks to the insensitive captions posted by some chalk faced, racist, xenophobic, gun toting, bible clinging, homophobic, mean spirited, anti- hope and change, teabagging cracker just like you.”
Best of Submariner
Dawn and her date show up for the Hampton Roads Old Navy fire sale.
Best of dadoctah
Fireman, panhandler, gorilla...the lineup for "Village People: The Next Generation" is really starting to come together.
Best of HLam
"Get away from me you damn dirty ape." Vic's attempt to join the volunteer fire dept. failed because of his insensitivity to minorities.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey, you humans live in houses with bars, too. Ironic."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Best of Rodney Dill
"So you couldn't pull him outta the fire?"
"No opposable thumbs dude."
Threadwinnner: Matt the K
Skeeter & KoKo wonder what the hell they sposed to do now, since their Meth-Lab-slash-Petting-Zoo done blowed up.
Best of dadoctah
Lately it seems like Jay and Silent Bob are just phoning it in.