1. "I'd throw my feces at the firemen, but that would just confirm the stereotype."
2. "You were right. The role-playing really did put the fire back in our relationship." "Shut up, Greg."
3. Sarah Jessica Parker finds a way to make herself presentable in public.
4. "Hey, Greg. What starts with 'F' and ends in 'u-c-k?' Firetruck! Ha! I kill me. Let's smoke some weed."
5. "Well, if he didn't want his house burned down, Dr. Zaius shouldn't have messed with the MS-13."
Best of sonicfrog
Rockers Gorillas and Kid Rock see a few sites before opening their tour in Hampton.
Best of curly
“What happened, Mrs. Obama?”
“Dawn’s head really exploded this time, thanks to the insensitive captions posted by some chalk faced, racist, xenophobic, gun toting, bible clinging, homophobic, mean spirited, anti- hope and change, teabagging cracker just like you.”
Best of Submariner
Dawn and her date show up for the Hampton Roads Old Navy fire sale.
Best of dadoctah
Fireman, panhandler, gorilla...the lineup for "Village People: The Next Generation" is really starting to come together.
Best of HLam
"Get away from me you damn dirty ape." Vic's attempt to join the volunteer fire dept. failed because of his insensitivity to minorities.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey, you humans live in houses with bars, too. Ironic."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Best of Rodney Dill
"So you couldn't pull him outta the fire?"
"No opposable thumbs dude."
Threadwinnner: Matt the K
Skeeter & KoKo wonder what the hell they sposed to do now, since their Meth-Lab-slash-Petting-Zoo done blowed up.
Best of dadoctah
Lately it seems like Jay and Silent Bob are just phoning it in.
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“Too bad you didn’t bring your husband and some of his czars, Mrs. Obama. We could have roasted some weenies.”
Rockers Gorillas and Kid Rock see a few sites before opening their tour in Hampton.
ORA:
♪ ...but if you could see her through my eyes? She wouldn't look Jewish at all! ♪
Wonder if Dawn's head'll explode over making a Jew joke? Naaaaaw.
“What happened, Mrs. Obama?”
“Dawn’s head really exploded this time, thanks to the insensitive captions posted by some chalk faced, racist, xenophobic, gun toting, bible clinging, homophobic, mean spirited, anti- hope and change, teabagging cracker just like you.”
Dawn and her date show up for the Hampton Roads Old Navy fire sale.
Quit monkeying around and put it out, Hank.
You shouldn't have posted the pic, V. Now SOTG's witness protection agent is gonna have to relocate him out of Hampton.
GEICO, so easy a gorilla can do it
......arf
Fireman, panhandler, gorilla...the lineup for "Village People: The Next Generation" is really starting to come together.
"Get away from me you damn dirty ape." Vic's attempt to join the volunteer fire dept. failed because of his insensitivity to minorities.
Bongo points to the endless mocking of his extra neck skin at recess as the reason for his pyromania.
Stop me if you've heard this one;
A stoner, a fire chief and a gorilla walk into a White Castle...
"Hey, you humans live in houses with bars, too. Ironic."
"C'mon, let's go. I'm gonna be late for my job handling luggage at the airport."
Great Ape Thawtbubble - "Aw, hell, looks like no tip again for the Singing Telegram Gorilla. I really hate this gig."
-OR-
Biggest mistake of Chewy's career was getting a haircut and settling down in the east Bronx where nobody knew his name.
-OR-
Great Ape Thawtbubble - I coulda been president!
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In an Alternate Reality:
a) Elwood P. Dowd and Harvey watch the bar burn down.
b) George Taylor & Zira catch a glimpse of the statue of liberty.
c) A homeless Lloyd Blankfein and pal Alan Greenspan witness one house burn down instead of the entire housing market.
"'zat you, Conan?"
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
"Dude... You do know that isn't a Darth Vader helmet dontcha?"
Hirsute Honey... ur doin' it rong.
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
"OK, So I guess a 400 lbs. Gorilla can't really drive anywhere he wants."
Roddy McDowell never got over his signature role.
"So you couldn't pull him outta the fire?"
"No opposable thumbs dude."
"I guess now you'll just be the Nairobi Solo."
Gorilla: "Where's your badger costume?"
Man: "Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers."
Skeeter & KoKo wonder what the hell they sposed to do now, since their Meth-Lab-slash-Petting-Zoo done blowed up.
Dude; got any marshmallows?
100 monkees and 100 typewrites = War and Peace.
1 guy in a gorilla suit with an IBM Selectric III = conflagration maximus.
"Day - O Day ay O"
The day Calvin experimented with smoking AND the Transmogrifier ...
Lately it seems like Jay and Silent Bob are just phoning it in.
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