Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Topher Grace at Home



1. "Someday, Tink-Tink, I'll be the Safe Schools Czar and make all of those mean boys pay!"

2. "Just a few more curls, precious, then we'll make the fat girl in the pit rub the lotion on her skin."

3. And a gaydar signature like that of a fleet of B-52s looks like this...

4. ORA: "Cocaine. Have you ever f--ked on cocaine, Nick? It's nice."

5. When the Justin Bieber video came on, Cha-Cha got a "magic elevator" ride.

Best of divine miss m
He's surprisingly well-adjusted for a guy whose mother keeps a pumpkin in a bassinet.

Best of GregMan
Turns out the guy who heckled the Holy One about "Don't ask, don't tell" was in the K-9 Corps.

Best of Submariner
Don't be jealous because I've been chatting online with bears, er, babes, all day...

Best of Submariner
GOGGIE STYLZ: UR DUIN IT RONG

Best of Army of Dad
The Hot Tub Time Machine brought Mitch forward from the 80's where he promptly turned metrosexual.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Damn chihuahuas shake so much, kind gettin' me goin...

Threadwinner: Double the U
ORA: The Sabotage vice squad.

22 comments:

divine miss m said...

He's surprisingly well-adjusted for a guy whose mother keeps a pumpkin in a bassinet.

GregMan said...

Oh look, a whiney little annoying thing in pink. The dog's kinda cute, though.

GregMan said...

A portrait of the newlyweds by Enumclaw Photography Studio.

GregMan said...

Turns out the guy who heckled the Holy One about "Don't ask, don't tell" was in the K-9 Corps.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Entrepreneur Floyd "Pencil D*ck" Rhombus was about to film a demo video for a niche market. Poor little Bambino wasn't sure what a Canine Fleshlight was, but instinctively shivered.
Update: Canine, chicken and rabbit fleshlights proved fairly popular with sick intercourses, but then came the career-ending ferret fleshlight bobbiting incident.

WordVerify: subgou - i don't want to know what it means, go ask subby

Rodney Dill said...

Thanks to his Aunt Clara, Ralphie grew up to be his own pink nightmare.

Anonymous said...

It was the typical downward spiral story. After a successful stint doing Taco Bell commercials, Skippy could only find work doing gay porn flicks.

Vinney

dub said...

Pinkie The Chihuahua became even more frightened when she saw what was peeking out of Bruce's shorts.

dub said...

Best.Thursday.Babe.This.Month.

blue said...

Pretty in Pink goes both ways

Submariner said...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

WordVerify: subgou - i don't want to know what it means, go ask subby


It's short for "Submariner Goulash," a Hungarian dish of macaroni and hamburger with a tomato sauce reminiscent of Chef Boy-R-Dee. They usually served it on Wednesdays, Carpe. What did you think it was?

Submariner said...

Dub waited expectently for the 0.1% BMI waif of his dreams to cross his path. Until then; his Chihuahua Bruiser would have to do...

Submariner said...

Don't be jealous because I've been chatting online with bears, er, babes, all day...

Wesley M. said...

Dirk never realized he had accidently switched Pepe the Chihuahua's sweater with his "man fashion shorts." The fleas were just as plentiful in both, after all...

Submariner said...

GOGGIE STYLZ: UR DUIN IT RONG

Submariner said...

Fire Island; Where men are , well, um...
Fire Island; Where lap dogs are nervous.

Army of Dad said...

The Hot Tub Time Machine brought Mitch forward from the 80's where he promptly turned metrosexual.

Army of Dad said...

What's the big deal? It's just a pic of some dude having a drink with his bitch.

Passionate Conservative said...

For those of you not on crack, this is Charles Johnson and his new bride.

Passionate Conservative said...

Damn chihuahuas shake so much, kind gettin' me goin...

Double the U said...

ORA: The Sabotage vice squad.

Submariner said...

I wondered what SOTG had been up to...