Sondrak K A man says to his girlfriend. “I hate having sex with you. Your vag is too tight and you got no tits.” And his girlfriend says, “Get off my back!”
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so this old Greek guy marries this hot young babe and after 5 years of marriage she is still not pregnant and she is asked why...she says that every time after they have sex she has to poop.....
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so this old Greek guy marries this hot young babe and after 5 years of marriage she is still not pregnant and she is asked why...she says that every time after they have sex she has to poop.....
...when the Catch of the Day is a paternity suit.
I'd eagerly volunteer to save CZJ a bunch of motel room quarters by replacing that lucky pillow with a vibrating me.
NOTE: Gorgeous at 40, her Welsh genes seem to be painted on.
She could have a 68% chance of having Herpes, but I'd have a 0% chance of contracting it.
Cheap, sleazy motel booked for an hour? I'm game.
v word - quort - 'bout what Subby'd deposit.
I think I like Weston's new ads for the "Heavenly" features in their guest rooms!
'ello, gov'nor; the usual?
v word - suball - only in my dreams, dammit.
"What's my motivation again?"
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