Thursday, April 15, 2010

Thursday Jones

Sondrak K

A man says to his girlfriend. “I hate having sex with you. Your vag is too tight and you got no tits.” And his girlfriend says, “Get off my back!”

8 comments:

blue said...

so this old Greek guy marries this hot young babe and after 5 years of marriage she is still not pregnant and she is asked why...she says that every time after they have sex she has to poop.....

Capt. Queeg said...

...when the Catch of the Day is a paternity suit.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'd eagerly volunteer to save CZJ a bunch of motel room quarters by replacing that lucky pillow with a vibrating me.

NOTE: Gorgeous at 40, her Welsh genes seem to be painted on.

Steve O said...

She could have a 68% chance of having Herpes, but I'd have a 0% chance of contracting it.

Submariner said...

Cheap, sleazy motel booked for an hour? I'm game.


v word - quort - 'bout what Subby'd deposit.

Submariner said...

I think I like Weston's new ads for the "Heavenly" features in their guest rooms!

Submariner said...

'ello, gov'nor; the usual?





v word - suball - only in my dreams, dammit.

Wesley M. said...

"What's my motivation again?"