Tuesday, April 13, 2010

This Be a Giraffy

Brender

1. The Toys R Us mascot did pretty well for himself.

2. Brokeback Mountain II starring Sandra Oh and Sarah Jessica Parker was the final nail in the coffin of the Gay Rights movement.

3. Enumclaw High School presents its 2010 Prom King and Queen.

4. Wow, the last time I was in Tijuana, it was just donkeys.

5. By the time the succubus was finished with the Beijing Zoo, Giant Pandas were extinct.

15 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

She's only being nice, 'cause she's seen a giraffe's tongue.

Anonymous said...

Hey baby, let's try the carrot somewhere else. Once you go giraffe, you'll never go back.

Vinney

Double the U said...

Woah, she must be tall.

Submariner said...

"No tongue..."

Submariner said...

"This is too easy," Scar thought to himself. "But do I want the same old boring but satisfying haunch of giraffe, or a little breast of Asian where I'll be hungry again in an hour?"

Submariner said...

She did it? OK; then give her the Klon-dyke bar...
Now, sweety, WHO would you do for 10 pounds of Kobe beef?

Spin said...

Me so horny.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Safariland Kenya was running out of ideas to keep tourists entertained. "Gummyworm Tug of War" games were cute, but couldn't compete with Bwana Rwanda's "Guess How Long It'll Take a Pack of Hyenas to Tear Apart the Baby Wildebeest" betting pools.

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Luci Chen and her folks were shocked and dismayed to learn that with the traditional sharing of a candied giant orange maggot, she had just married a giraffe.

Mr. Hankey said...

Disney Hong Kong - "The Princess & The Giraffe"

blue said...

Disney's updated version of The Lady and The Tramp opens soon in a theater near you

Dactyl said...

Damn! Blue beat me to it.

mpur said...

Geoffry stepped down today as the Toy-R-Us mascot as more details surfaced of his vacation in Thailand.

dadoctah said...

I call shenanigans! No way is there an Asian woman who stands eye-to-eye with a giraffe.

Submariner said...

Sex Ed films in Blue States sure are different than Red States...

mega said...

The "performance artists" at RNC parties really take it to the next level.