1. The Toys R Us mascot did pretty well for himself.
2. Brokeback Mountain II starring Sandra Oh and Sarah Jessica Parker was the final nail in the coffin of the Gay Rights movement.
3. Enumclaw High School presents its 2010 Prom King and Queen.
4. Wow, the last time I was in Tijuana, it was just donkeys.
5. By the time the succubus was finished with the Beijing Zoo, Giant Pandas were extinct.