1. Cruella de Vil needs some seat covers for her Trans Am.
2. Flicka was always coy when discussing that night she spent at the firehouse.
3. ORA: "None of you horses seem to understand! I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*! "
4. No one could figure out why Frank Marshall Davis insisted on riding the half-white, half-black little pony.
5. Michael J Fox's scheme to paint white horses with stripes and sell them as zebras was fatally flawed from the get-go.
Best of Army of Dad
Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker had some jungle fever.
Best of Vinney
National Velvet was desparate and agreed to go on Maury to find out "Who's the Daddy?".
Best of Rodney Dill
Frau Blucher had a Cruella D'Ville complex.
Best of mpur
Such an adorable little baby. Too bad he'll grow up to destroy the country.
Best of curly
What’s black and white and rode all over? Barack Hussein Obama, by his SEIU/George Soros/Goldman Saks/Saul Alinsky/Maoist/amerikka-hating cohorts.
Best of Festivus
They called him "Lucky" until he met the chupacabra.
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Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker had some jungle fever.
National Velvet was desparate and agreed to go on Maury to find out "Who's the Daddy?".
Vinney
Frau Blucher had a Cruella D'Ville complex.
They always run like hell when the Enumclaw bus pulls up.
Metrosexual Horses: on the next Maury!
Solid chestnut stallion snorts to companion, "Look at the little bastard's coat. Dumb white marewhore claims I'm the sire! I say, bring on the paternity tests and geld that black sob in stall 3."
Animal Farm Police Blotter
Little filly stumbles into the station, claims she was raped by a Dalmation. Everyone was skeptical, until...
-OR-
Two stallions chatting about the state of society.
"Don't get me wrong, some eurasian fillies are hot, but then this mulatto monstrosity comes along and I'm solidly in the anti-interracial breeding camp."
Emenclaw’s answer to Barack Obama: half black/half white, young and inexperienced, married to a horse-faced ass.
Well, you know what they say. A zebra never changes it's spots... no, that's not it. A leopard never changes it's stripes... no, that's not it either. A zebra never changes it's..., um, a little help here?
Such an adorable little baby. Too bad he'll grow up to destroy the country.
What’s black and white and rode all over? Barack Hussein Obama, by his SEIU/George Soros/Goldman Saks/Saul Alinsky/Maoist/amerikka-hating cohorts.
Obama metaphors – the other half white meat.
They called him "Lucky" until he met the chupacabra.
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