Friday, April 16, 2010

Spot the Pony

Pundit and Pundette

1. Cruella de Vil needs some seat covers for her Trans Am.

2. Flicka was always coy when discussing that night she spent at the firehouse.

3. ORA: "None of you horses seem to understand! I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*! "

4. No one could figure out why Frank Marshall Davis insisted on riding the half-white, half-black little pony.

5. Michael J Fox's scheme to paint white horses with stripes and sell them as zebras was fatally flawed from the get-go.

Best of Army of Dad
Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker had some jungle fever.

Best of Vinney
National Velvet was desparate and agreed to go on Maury to find out "Who's the Daddy?".

Best of Rodney Dill
Frau Blucher had a Cruella D'Ville complex.

Best of mpur
Such an adorable little baby. Too bad he'll grow up to destroy the country.

Best of curly
What’s black and white and rode all over? Barack Hussein Obama, by his SEIU/George Soros/Goldman Saks/Saul Alinsky/Maoist/amerikka-hating cohorts.

Best of Festivus
They called him "Lucky" until he met the chupacabra.

13 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker had some jungle fever.

Anonymous said...

National Velvet was desparate and agreed to go on Maury to find out "Who's the Daddy?".

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

Frau Blucher had a Cruella D'Ville complex.

Anonymous said...

They always run like hell when the Enumclaw bus pulls up.

dadoctah said...

Metrosexual Horses: on the next Maury!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Solid chestnut stallion snorts to companion, "Look at the little bastard's coat. Dumb white marewhore claims I'm the sire! I say, bring on the paternity tests and geld that black sob in stall 3."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Animal Farm Police Blotter
Little filly stumbles into the station, claims she was raped by a Dalmation. Everyone was skeptical, until...

-OR-

Two stallions chatting about the state of society.
"Don't get me wrong, some eurasian fillies are hot, but then this mulatto monstrosity comes along and I'm solidly in the anti-interracial breeding camp."

curly said...

Emenclaw’s answer to Barack Obama: half black/half white, young and inexperienced, married to a horse-faced ass.

Kaptain Krude said...

Well, you know what they say. A zebra never changes it's spots... no, that's not it. A leopard never changes it's stripes... no, that's not it either. A zebra never changes it's..., um, a little help here?

mpur said...

Such an adorable little baby. Too bad he'll grow up to destroy the country.

curly said...

What’s black and white and rode all over? Barack Hussein Obama, by his SEIU/George Soros/Goldman Saks/Saul Alinsky/Maoist/amerikka-hating cohorts.

curly said...

Obama metaphors – the other half white meat.

Festivus said...

They called him "Lucky" until he met the chupacabra.