1. "Back off, Dub! She's mine!"
2. "Do NOT come between us and an 'All You Can Eat' Buffet."
3. Lance Bass has really let himself go. Dunno who the other dude is."
4. The People of Walmart Community Theater presents The Pirates of Penzance!
5. The episode where Dan and Roseanne Conner posed for boudoir photography is only shown very, very late on Cinemax.
Best of Vinney
After Tom defended Jennie's honor, they made passionate love and oddly there was an earthquake in Haiti.
Best of GregMan
"Back off, dragon! You eat her and your cholesterol will go through the roof!"
Best of Submariner
No sir; I do NOT agree that we had "ALL we can eat." Now step away from the desert bar and no one gets hurt.
Best of metalgarth
Big 'Uns Magazine presents: "Models who live on a diet of Big 'Uns sandwiches"
Best of Wesley M.
June 2010 centerfold for Live Action Role Players Monthly.
Best of Barco Sin Vela II
Phallic imagery: FAIL
Best of Army of Dad
Romance novel covers just aren't what they used to be.
Best of racerboy
Dub rests his case.
Best of Steve O
Sometimes, people just find each other.
Best of dadoctah
Imagine a world where WoW characters look like their RL players....
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Backstage at the Ozzy Osbourne Reality Show, as Rob & Kelly prepare for another gratuitous shower scene.
Best of Adjustah
Mark Hamill's kids grew up with a lot of "issues"...
Best of Rodney Dill
Biggest Loser of Gor
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And then Dub's head exploded....
Best of curly
A swinger clinger with a stinger. Next on “Oprah!”
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I am John Carter, Jedak of Jedaks and warlo...hey you gonna eat that?
Best of mega
Before the CGI and effects were added, the actors in "300" weren't really a lot different than average, everyday people.
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After Tom defended Jennie's honor, they made passionate love and oddly there was an earthquake in Haiti.
Vinney
Not another Kirstie Alley reality show!
Vinney
Tom rolled her in flour and went for the moist spot.
Vinney
Bonus question: which one has the bigger boobs?
"Back off, dragon! You eat her and your cholesterol will go through the roof!"
If this is some kind of new network reality show, count me out.
No sir; I do NOT agree that we had "ALL we can eat." Now step away from the desert bar and no one gets hurt.
Rosie O and her "friend" didn't care much for Huckabee's insinuations.
Big 'Uns Magazine presents: "Models who live on a diet of Big 'Uns sandwiches"
June 2010 centerfold for Live Action Role Players Monthly.
ORA: "GAAAAAAH! MY EYES! MY EYES!"
Phallic imagery: FAIL
Romance novel covers just aren't what they used to be.
How Jack Spratt got cut out of the picture.
All your cheese doodles are belong to us!
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ren Fair FAIL.
The Round Knight of the Table.
"...well of course I had to wear jeans, they don't make leather pants in my size!"
Thunderflabs ho!
Some guys will do anything to keep their girl safe from the Japs when she goes skinny dipping.
Corey, aka Big Hoss, from the hit show Pawn Stars tries to become a porn star.
My God, even their smiles have smiles!!
Dub rests his case.
Something something lipstick something something pig...
Sometimes, people just find each other.
Just curious; do they MAKE bomb vests in your size?
The Tennesee virgin. Only because she was faster than both her brothers.
Conan the Blubarian
If Dungeons and Dragons reflected reality.
No dude, you're gonna need a longer one before you find 'er good parts.
Submariner!?!... MOM!?!...
King Arthur was obviously a fan of the peanut-butter-banana-fried samich.
Imagine a world where WoW characters look like their RL players....
Life's Little Mysteries #5982 - How is it that just looking at them from this distance makes me lose my appetite, yet they clearly haven't lost theirs?
-OR-
Just imagine the conflagration a little static electricity and spontaneous combustion could cause!
-OR-
Backstage at the Ozzy Osbourne Reality Show, as Rob & Kelly prepare for another gratuitous shower scene.
-OR-
Greenpeace rejected Jerome and Bertha as volunteers out of concern the Japs might mistake them for whales.
Mark Hamill's kids grew up with a lot of "issues"...
VW:ishole
"♪Nauseau, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea...♪"
VW: bultr - clearly what these two have been spreading thickly on toast with that sword.
Dub's Worst Nightmare - He's forced into a threesome... and he's the "bottom"
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Conan the Blubarian
...or Blobarian
Biggest Loser of Gor
...and Leon's getting larger.
And then Dub's head exploded....
Relax, Francis; I said "not even with a ten foot pole."
Why is watching Rubinesque burlesque like watching Obama give a speech? Both make you wonder what the hell you were thinking when you decided to watch them in the first place.
A swinger clinger with a stinger. Next on “Oprah!”
THUNDERBUTTS! HO!
-OR-
I am John Carter, Jedak of Jedaks and warlo...hey you gonna eat that?
Before the CGI and effects were added, the actors in "300" weren't really a lot different than average, everyday people.
The Coffee Party's answer to Tea Partiers walking around with M4s slung over the shoulder.
During Imogen's 19-hour liposuction/gastric by-pass operation, surgeons make a gruesome discovery and solve the nagging question... "Where's Waldo?"
-OR-
Posterchildren for the High Fructose Corn Syrup Manufacturing Association.
-OR-
Piehole & Moonface hold sky marshals at bay during their protest of a $3179 carry on baggage fee surcharge levied by an unapologetic Spirit Airlines.
Having passed his mail order DIY Beef Butcher course from Grenada University, Eddie was confident he could easily trim off his girlfriend's fat folds. A quivering Esmerelda wasn't quite convinced.
-OR-
Based on fossil evidence, future anthropologists would classify Bertha and Ernie as members of Homo Obesus and theorize that their fat folds were an evolutionary adaptation to global warming's harsh conditions during the late Holocene Epoch.
NOTE to V - Curse you. I still haven't regained my appetite!
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