Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Spear and Magic Beer Gut



1. "Back off, Dub! She's mine!"

2. "Do NOT come between us and an 'All You Can Eat' Buffet."

3. Lance Bass has really let himself go. Dunno who the other dude is."

4. The People of Walmart Community Theater presents The Pirates of Penzance!

5. The episode where Dan and Roseanne Conner posed for boudoir photography is only shown very, very late on Cinemax.

Best of Vinney
After Tom defended Jennie's honor, they made passionate love and oddly there was an earthquake in Haiti.

Best of GregMan
"Back off, dragon! You eat her and your cholesterol will go through the roof!"

Best of Submariner
No sir; I do NOT agree that we had "ALL we can eat." Now step away from the desert bar and no one gets hurt.

Best of metalgarth
Big 'Uns Magazine presents: "Models who live on a diet of Big 'Uns sandwiches"

Best of Wesley M.
June 2010 centerfold for Live Action Role Players Monthly.

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
Phallic imagery: FAIL

Best of Army of Dad
Romance novel covers just aren't what they used to be.

Best of racerboy
Dub rests his case.

Best of Steve O
Sometimes, people just find each other.

Best of dadoctah
Imagine a world where WoW characters look like their RL players....

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Backstage at the Ozzy Osbourne Reality Show, as Rob & Kelly prepare for another gratuitous shower scene.

Best of Adjustah
Mark Hamill's kids grew up with a lot of "issues"...

Best of Rodney Dill
Biggest Loser of Gor

Best of mpur
And then Dub's head exploded....

Best of curly
A swinger clinger with a stinger. Next on “Oprah!”

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
I am John Carter, Jedak of Jedaks and warlo...hey you gonna eat that?

Best of mega
Before the CGI and effects were added, the actors in "300" weren't really a lot different than average, everyday people.


Best of Spin
♫♪Lowered Expectations ♪♫♫♪♫

52 comments:

Anonymous said...

After Tom defended Jennie's honor, they made passionate love and oddly there was an earthquake in Haiti.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Not another Kirstie Alley reality show!

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Tom rolled her in flour and went for the moist spot.

Vinney

GregMan said...

Bonus question: which one has the bigger boobs?

GregMan said...

"Back off, dragon! You eat her and your cholesterol will go through the roof!"

GregMan said...

If this is some kind of new network reality show, count me out.

Submariner said...

No sir; I do NOT agree that we had "ALL we can eat." Now step away from the desert bar and no one gets hurt.

Submariner said...

Rosie O and her "friend" didn't care much for Huckabee's insinuations.

metalgarth said...

Big 'Uns Magazine presents: "Models who live on a diet of Big 'Uns sandwiches"

Wesley M. said...

June 2010 centerfold for Live Action Role Players Monthly.

Targetpractice said...

ORA: "GAAAAAAH! MY EYES! MY EYES!"

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Phallic imagery: FAIL

Army of Dad said...

Romance novel covers just aren't what they used to be.

Army of Dad said...

How Jack Spratt got cut out of the picture.

Submariner said...

All your cheese doodles are belong to us!

Army of Dad said...

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Army of Dad said...

Ren Fair FAIL.

Army of Dad said...

The Round Knight of the Table.

Army of Dad said...

"...well of course I had to wear jeans, they don't make leather pants in my size!"

Army of Dad said...

Thunderflabs ho!

Army of Dad said...

Some guys will do anything to keep their girl safe from the Japs when she goes skinny dipping.

Army of Dad said...

Corey, aka Big Hoss, from the hit show Pawn Stars tries to become a porn star.

racerboy said...

My God, even their smiles have smiles!!

racerboy said...

Dub rests his case.

racerboy said...

Something something lipstick something something pig...

Steve O said...

Sometimes, people just find each other.

Submariner said...

Just curious; do they MAKE bomb vests in your size?

Passionate Conservative said...

The Tennesee virgin. Only because she was faster than both her brothers.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Conan the Blubarian

Son Of The Godfather said...

If Dungeons and Dragons reflected reality.

Son Of The Godfather said...

No dude, you're gonna need a longer one before you find 'er good parts.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Submariner!?!... MOM!?!...

Son Of The Godfather said...

King Arthur was obviously a fan of the peanut-butter-banana-fried samich.

dadoctah said...

Imagine a world where WoW characters look like their RL players....

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Life's Little Mysteries #5982 - How is it that just looking at them from this distance makes me lose my appetite, yet they clearly haven't lost theirs?

-OR-

Just imagine the conflagration a little static electricity and spontaneous combustion could cause!

-OR-

Backstage at the Ozzy Osbourne Reality Show, as Rob & Kelly prepare for another gratuitous shower scene.

-OR-

Greenpeace rejected Jerome and Bertha as volunteers out of concern the Japs might mistake them for whales.

Adjustah said...

Mark Hamill's kids grew up with a lot of "issues"...

VW:ishole

Adjustah said...

"♪Nauseau, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea...♪"

VW: bultr - clearly what these two have been spreading thickly on toast with that sword.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dub's Worst Nightmare - He's forced into a threesome... and he's the "bottom"

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Rodney Dill said...

Conan the Blubarian
...or Blobarian

Rodney Dill said...

Biggest Loser of Gor

Rodney Dill said...

...and Leon's getting larger.

mpur said...

And then Dub's head exploded....

Submariner said...

Relax, Francis; I said "not even with a ten foot pole."

curly said...

Why is watching Rubinesque burlesque like watching Obama give a speech? Both make you wonder what the hell you were thinking when you decided to watch them in the first place.

curly said...

A swinger clinger with a stinger. Next on “Oprah!”

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

THUNDERBUTTS! HO!

-OR-

I am John Carter, Jedak of Jedaks and warlo...hey you gonna eat that?

mega said...

Before the CGI and effects were added, the actors in "300" weren't really a lot different than average, everyday people.

mega said...

The Coffee Party's answer to Tea Partiers walking around with M4s slung over the shoulder.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

During Imogen's 19-hour liposuction/gastric by-pass operation, surgeons make a gruesome discovery and solve the nagging question... "Where's Waldo?"

-OR-

Posterchildren for the High Fructose Corn Syrup Manufacturing Association.

-OR-

Piehole & Moonface hold sky marshals at bay during their protest of a $3179 carry on baggage fee surcharge levied by an unapologetic Spirit Airlines.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Having passed his mail order DIY Beef Butcher course from Grenada University, Eddie was confident he could easily trim off his girlfriend's fat folds. A quivering Esmerelda wasn't quite convinced.

-OR-

Based on fossil evidence, future anthropologists would classify Bertha and Ernie as members of Homo Obesus and theorize that their fat folds were an evolutionary adaptation to global warming's harsh conditions during the late Holocene Epoch.

NOTE to V - Curse you. I still haven't regained my appetite!

Spin said...

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