1. Just another typical garbage day in Dearborn Heights.
2. Still, much more dignified than the way Tiger Woods treated his wife when he got tired of her.
3. Katie Couric's firing from CBS was somewhat less ceremonious than she expected.
4. One day, Charlie Sheen decided, he would have a relationship that didn't end up in several scattered Hefty bags, but this one wasn't it.
5. Somebody obviously screwed up. When the Death Panel rejects your appeal, you go into the Soylent Green recycling bin, not the curbside trash pick-up.
Best of Submariner
After finding Fatima's IUD, Ahmed turned her into an IED.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Blue-robed Bedouin waiting at a bus stop thought the other passengers were awfully quiet
Best of Capt. Queeg
Sale at Old Navy Jalalabad.
Best of Vinney
Najah was the envy of the East Dearborn. Who else could afford to accesorize her wardrobe with matching luggage?
Threadwinner: Mr. Hankey
Scenes from Yoko Ono's funeral.
Best of Jack Reacher
The McCain camp's original plans for Sarah Palin explain why she "went rogue."
Best of Rodney Dill
...Yakkity Yak, Don't talk back.
Best of Rodney Dill
Burqa and the Burquettes
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After finding Fatima's IUD, Ahmed turned her into an IED.
Blue-robed Bedouin waiting at a bus stop thought the other passengers were awfully quiet, only realizing he was sitting amongst refuse when garbagemen tossed him into the back of their truck.
WordVerify: deboili - Italian doctors' euphemism for, "Brace yourself, I'm gonna lance that throbbing pustule on your neck right now!"
Sale at Old Navy Jalalabad.
Najah was the envy of the neighborhood. Who else could afford to accesorize her wardrobe with matching luggage?
Vinney
At least they recycle in Dearborn.
Achmed, 67, threw his wife out with the trash because at 15 she was way too old for him.
Scenes from Yoko Ono's funeral.
The McCain camp's original plans for Sarah Palin explain why she "went rogue."
Would you look at that, someone has thrown out a perfectly good towel girl.
Paparazzi stake out the White House for the Dalai Lama.
ORA: "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good house wife like that."
Hmm, I see the Dalai Lama is visiting the White House again. And getting a better reception this time!
wv - steaters - Steak... Teats... Steaters!
...Yakkity Yak, Don't talk back.
Bring out your dead.
Burqa and the Burquettes
The case was nailed when the DA showed the jury John Wayne Gacy trash heap photos.
Abdul scratched his head and wondered now where did that next stoning victim get off too?
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